Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Court Shmourt - Lindsay Lohan Headed To Europe And Dubai

It looks like Lindsay Lohan really wants to make a good impression on the judge because she is skipping her court appearance set for Wednesday in Los Angeles to party with The Wanted in London and Dubai. She must be really close to getting that check and I wonder what she has had to do to earn it. Hey, at least the guy is young and good looking. Have you seen some of the guys Lindsay has had to date before. Yikes. And that does not even include Charlie Sheen. He is in a whole different world. I wonder if Charlie and Lindsay partied if there would be some kind of emergency system that would have to kick in to resupply the world with coke. You know like the nuclear power having to be turned on when Clark turned on the lights in Christmas Vacation.

I guess everyone is entitled to their one time of following the band. When you see the photos of Lindsay she does look happy. I don't know if it is because she knows the band or is in love or is going to get a big check. I do know that if some other women makes a move on her guy though, she will punch and hit and steal their stuff.

56 comments:

Angela said...

Has she had some sort of a stroke? Every picture of her lately has a lopsided look.

Sarah said...

Stage 5 clinger!!

Lola said...

If I were Shawn Holley (sp?) I'd go to court on Wednesday and ask to be removed as her lawyer.

nancer said...

i guess she's using jenelle evans' excuse---'i can't be there that day. i have to see kesha!!! you don't understand!!!!'

seriously, is she supposed to be present in court tomorrow and is just blowing it off? i don't know why that should surprise me if true.....

LottaColada said...

Who's giving her a big check????

SusanB said...

That's all we need. There's massive unrest in the Middle East, possible gas warfare in Syria, possible war with Iran and Israel and this trick is going over and will probably start some international incident when she flashes the wrong person, or gets caught with drugs. And then our government will have to step in and rescue her. She's an international nightmare.

Caitlin Costanzo said...

Is anyone else excited for her to do something incredibly stupid as always and actually end up in jail for a long ass time?! United Arab Emirates is NO joke!

*karen* said...

All I could think when reading "resupply the world with coke" was the old Coke jingle. "I'd like to buy the world a Coke!"

ReesesPeace said...

Good grief! I am shocked at how freakin' OLD and haggard she looks. And, who the hell says...hey, let's let Lindsay Lohan come to an extremely volatile part of the world? This is a recipe for disaster.

J Sara said...

I don't buy into the end of the world crap but it is supposed to start in the Middle East. Small coincidence that she is heading there 10 days before the supposed end? Hmmm. Well played Mayans...

Maddie said...

She's not required to appear in court because the charges are misdemeanors. But it's one thing not to show up because she's keeping a low profile, but it's not making a good impression on the judge that instead of being there, she's out partying and acting the groupie.

And who's giving her a check? I'm sure The Wanted are doing well, but not so well that the guy can give her a check? Maybe the record label will pay her off to make her go away.

goes in circles said...

She doesn't look like herself anymore.

MadLyb said...

Enty is right - she's been looking deliriously happy since she hooked up with "The Wanted". And they're getting some publicity for a change. We all know that this won't end well.

Cathy said...

I dunno - The Wanted have so many young women throwing themselves at the band; it just doesn't make sense to me that they would pay Lindsay for sex... I'm sure that there are plenty of groupies with less toxic vaginas who would do it for free. I'm guessing that maybe the guy had a crush on her back in the Mean Girl days and is willing to have sex with her because it fulfills some middle school fantasy of his... but i doubt he's paying her.

Seachica said...

Me too, Karen.

Jules_345 said...

Lol @j sara

Christopher Cruz said...

What on Earth is the connection between The Wanted and Lilo?

Me said...

that is not what happy looks like. that is what manic looks like.

Lola said...

@Cathy...it's not sex they're supposedly paying for, it's publicity.

ReesesPeace said...

@Me. I agree. I go back and forth on Lindsay. Pissy at her never-ending antics...and then just so sad at the waste-case that is her life. So many chances she's gotten...yeah. I go back and forth.

I just cannot get over how old she looks! I'm not fishing for compliments and if I'm delusional, I'd prefer to stay that way! =)...but I'm a minute away from turning 50 and I feel like I look younger than she does. So sad.

Ari said...

she's pathetic, he's disgusting for touching her, her head is huge now because she thinks she bagged a good one, i can't stand them, I've lost all respect for this band (and i was in love with them)

canadachick said...

number 1 how can she travel with her criminal record???

and number 2 that poor boy has NO idea what he's in for when he tires of her -which will be very soon- his life is about to enter the Twilight zone of Cray Cray

Ari said...

@Caitlyn, i know the giddiness and excitement, i can't wait!

DBZee said...

@Reeses - everything you & @me said!

Harvey Manfrenjensen said...

Yep, what kind of check are they going to give her? The drugs cost enough! She's lucky she got his sweatshirt. Dubai is the center of big oil money in the middle east. They created islands to mimic continents and give themselves more beach front property. They're rolling in it over there. Racing ferrari's and lamborghini's in the desert too. Remember Demi Moore recently going there to host a "party" and taking the pic in the sari? There's tons of arab johns there for her to make some quick money.

jennifer hansen said...

lol that's what i was thinking, she is going to go psycho when he starts ignoring her calls/texts

Vkn said...

So One Direction gets the gay beard and The Wanted get the crack whore.

Caitlin Costanzo said...

@Harvey I was just about to say that!!!! All the hookers seem to goto Dubai to make the big bucks! I did just read an article on thedirty.com the other day about a hooker from USA who was paid for her services over there and she was brutally attacked and almost killed!

Cathy said...

I finally figured out what this picture reminds me of - give her pigtails and she is Pippi Longstocking!

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/uNIsjZBnRR8/0.jpg

JSierra said...

I just think about that sweatshirt and laugh.

Lindsey's time is about to end. Shei s getting so much ridicule now and is finally realizing that everyone was laughing at her, not with her.

The Wanted give her a sweatshirt talking shit about her and her groupie status, I saw on Fashion Police last night George interviewed her on the red carpet and she thought it was real, he really wanted to talk to her when in reality he was making fun of her.

Also, if I wasn't a sucker for conspiracy theories before, Lilo going to the Middle East has turned me into a 100% believer. Shei s about to fuck everything up.

cinephreak said...

Is the Wanted really famous enough to afford Lindsay? Or has she just had to do bottom of the barrel markdowns, and these guys are just bargain shopping?

cinephreak said...

Is the Wanted really famous enough to afford Lindsay? Or has she just had to do bottom of the barrel markdowns, and these guys are just bargain shopping?

Mother Campfire said...

I just LOLed.

Lilbeach said...

Holy hell! The mental picture toxic vagina painted for me!! LOL!! If they are having sex with her, forget the condom and get a hazmat suit!!

discoflux said...

That's not happiness, that's mania, as someone else said previously, or a continual supply of MDMA.

parissucksliterally said...

She may not be required to show up, but it would benefit her to be there. I hope the Judge revokes that probation. And finds a place for her in a prison where she has to serve a year. At least.

Cornbread said...

canadachick is right...you know Lilo is in lurve with whoever this band guy is, and shit's about to go down once they're done with her on this tour.

I thought the sweatshirt was just a bunch of text-talk acronyms...was there something more to it?

SusanB said...

I saw the sweatshirt but didn't understand it. What did the acronyms mean?

Natália said...

How much do you guys bet she will travel and she'll break the law there and be deported?

Cornbread said...

Googled the sweatshirt...it wasn't given to her, she swiped it from a band member then Tweeted a photo with the caption, "Missing something?"

The acronyms stand for: As Far As I Know, Girlfriend, Also Known As, What The F, In Real Life, Laughing My Ass Off, Be Back Never.

So if you read it as one run-on sentence, it's kinda funny Lilo is wearing it.

crila16 said...

I think it's too much botox.

ABlake said...

She looks like the joker

CamColty said...

I'm pretty sure Holley is no longer representing her

ABlake said...

..I also think she's trying to pull a Taylor Swift (say what you will about the girl, I will bet you $50 right now that you never see her pull a Lindsay. Girl is savvy about being demure in public)
The Wanted recently had some sort of argument with One Direction.

I'm ashamed to even know that info (though for redemption: I've never heard either 'band's' songs.)

CamColty said...

Haha me too

Alma said...

I think they just want someone on call. Plus the publicity and girl knows how to get party favors.

Mango said...

@ cathy - LOL @ less toxic vaginas!

Unknown said...

How funny she is following the wanted ..since she is unwanted by fame.

nudibelle said...

She's getting passed around, and they are laughing at her.

nudibelle said...

She's getting passed around, and they are laughing at her.

Mooshki said...

There's no way Max is paying her. He's probably supplying her, which is much better in her book. I bet she'll step out for "lunch" while she's in Dubai and come back with some of her tax problem taken care of.

Tuxedo Cat said...

She can't party with 17 year old band boys bc they might not have access to their money. These guys are old enough in their mid 20s that they are probably spending like bastards, and she's along for the ride.

She's sort of like the friend that forgets their wallet. I guess her family is like that though, pretty much living off her. Maybe she's getting a rest from her family!

cinephreak said...

Or maybe we're all incredibly cynical and she's found a true friendship or love......











nah.

kelgela2 said...

Maybe some rich shiek will find her attractive enough to keep her with him. Would get her out of our hair and she gets all the money she wants.

Brian said...

The question is: Will she declare the income she earns in Dubai?

I have a feeling the IRS is going to be watching her very closely....

cinephreak said...

Can you declare income from getting pooped on? Wouldnt that count as prostitution and in the US prostitution is illegal? Or cuz she made it in Dubai does she even have to declare it?

If its over a certain amount of money she cant bring it in can she? Wont she have to smuggle it? I dont think she plans on telling anyone lol