Saturday, December 01, 2012

Dina Lohan Thinks Lindsay Lohan Arrest Is All Michael Lohan's Fault

Dina Lohan says she is not doing drugs and hates coke, and my first question to her would be how do you know you hate coke unless you have tried it? Anyway, Dina also says that Lindsay Lohan was arrested because Michael Lohan set it all up. Her proof? The victim lives only a few minutes from Michael. So, does that mean my drinking issues are related to Lindsay living just 10 minutes from me for all these years? Dina is the most ridiculous person in the entire world. I'm not exactly sure how she functions in her own little world, but I do know that if Lindsay ever does go to jail for a very long period of time that Dina will probably be forced to try and sell her children because she obviously knows no other way of making money other than exploiting them and since none of the others have shown Lindsay's talent for making money appear out of thin air, it's no wonder that Dina will always take Lindsay's side.

41 comments:

nancer said...

look at them......now that's true beauty right there.

god, i'm sick of these repulsive people.

penelope jane said...

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Jemtastic said...

This woman is delusional; she swore up and down for years that she was a Rockette to the point the organization had to publicly disavow her story.

Now, it's her ex-husband's fault that their monster of a child threatened the safety of another human being and was rightfully arrested.

donner said...

I'm exhausted by all of this...

timebob said...

I don't think Middle Eastern men will want to pay for her 'services' any longer.

And now she will try and use rehab to skirt around her troubles. You don't use rehab as a get out of jail card, it is supposed to be for getting help and she doesn't want help. She wants everyone to believe the lies and smoke and mirrors and pretend she is talented and a movie star.

As the great Liz Taylor (never said) said, 'I'M BORED, I'M SO BORED!'

J Sara said...

Oh my god - this made my day so I had to google it! http://m.nypost.com/p/pagesix/item_C3u4gkIDSbWTg4PfO6TPVK

TOP DRAWER FUCKERY!

sifichick said...

This trash will say & do anything to keep her cash cow out of jail & the checks rolling in. I'm so sick of Orange Oprah & her crackie daughter.

surfer said...

Something else interesting about this story that the NY papers reported.

Besides the punch heard around the world, Lindsay claimed someone "stole" her purse, which had $10,000 cash! Then it was her sister's purse, then it was "found" exactly where it had been all along.

If this girl is half as broke as she claims to be, where did the money come from? Who the hell walks around with that much money in their purse, let alone brings that into a club?

This family is so exasperating.

ButterKwup said...

I think if Lindsay were to go away for a long time, Dina should try to get a reality show, ala 'The Simple Life', where she tries out a new job each week. She could do the show with Kate Major. It would be epic. I can't wait for the episode where they milk cows!

rll said...

Double teaming for $10,000 a pop, nice work if you can get it

timebob said...

I just hope the assistant that Lindsay kicked out of the car after she was bailed out has some tales to tell

lalaland923 said...

The girl Lindsay hit is from West Palm Beach & I believe Michael lives around Boca. Although they are close, about 35 minutes apart, hardly just "minutes" like Dina is claiming. The girl does own a psychic shop on Palm Beach Island, Where Michael Lohan is probably desperate to fit in but the uber rich there probably laugh at him just like the rest of us.

lalaland923 said...

The girl Lindsay hit is from West Palm Beach & I believe Michael lives around Boca. Although they are close, about 35 minutes apart, hardly just "minutes" like Dina is claiming. The girl does own a psychic shop on Palm Beach Island, Where Michael Lohan is probably desperate to fit in but the uber rich there probably laugh at him just like the rest of us.

Rickatoo said...

I'm not addicted to coke, i just love the way it smells!

nessa said...

lmfao, that pic has me crying laughing. what a mess!

Alma said...

They both blame each other and they are both right. And neither one of them seems to love her enough to stop exploiting her. This will get much worse and seems pretty hopeless.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

From the NY Post:

> Our source tells us that, at the hotel, “Lindsay was saying, ‘I was trying to find out who stole Ali’s purse! I gave her the money for my family, to pay for my brother’s school fees!’ ”

Don't know about you guys, but when my little brother's $10k tuition needs to be paid, I always put that amount, in cash, in the purse I'm carrying to the bar! Doesn't everybody??? No??? It isn't like schools take checks or set up auto-pay plans with a credit card number or anything.

Cecilia00 said...

Mmm'kay, let's say this woman is a con artist who saw LL and only has/had an easy civil suit settlement payday in mind.

And?
LL has claimed THAT so many times that she should now know to stay away from places and triggers for that kind of thing.

Oh well.

Carmelean Karma said...


J Sara's link to the NYPOST article says on the record that Dina's completely full of shit for saying that she was on broadway and was a rockette. Dina's crackfoolery responses and p.r statements really show very clearly how and why Lindsay is the way that she is. The picture in this post really says it all.

AzTray said...

Condoms people! This is what happens when dumb people breed.

Mango said...

It's all Michael's fault! He coerced that "victim" to run into Lindsay's fist!

Dina needs to stop commenting on Lindsay's shenanigans. She just sounds foolish. I love that photo, btw. Dina looks like she was pulled through a hedge backwards. Class all the way.

jane3113 said...

God I love my mom.

audrey said...

Maybe we should banish the entire Lohan clan to some deserted island somewhere where there are no paparazzi or reporters to whine to. All this free publicity on every thing they say or do is just giving them more incentive to think they are famous, important and relevant.

MISCH said...

No it's Lindsay's fault, she's a drunken drug addict with no control ...pretty soon she'll be joining Ali in the padded you've locked her in ..

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Nah, they'd just build fake cameras out of coconuts, and snort sand off a palm leaf!

Seriously though, I kinda feel a little bad for Lindsay now that "Liz & Dick" has been aired. I figured it'd be bad, but I had no idea her basic acting skills were so poor. It was so bad that I can't imagine her making a comeback at this point. Once the novelty of stunt casting her wears off, she's done.

yodelay said...

Yuck! I got a hangover AND a drugover just from looking at that picture!

Miss Zappa said...

Tool's song enema sums up how I feel about thelohans...and several others.

Robert said...

I hereby dub Dina Lohan "Leatherback."
"Pulled through a hedge backwards" describes her perfectly. Wow.

Moosefan said...

Hold on a minute.....Wait....Nope. Sorry. I still cannot manage to give one F--k about anyone from this family. Move along folks, nothing to see here but trash and the truck should be by soon to pick it up.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Sorry for saying this; but can Dina just die? It would solve most of Blohan's problems. After that get rid of daddy attentionwhore-ritus blohan too. Sure lindsay will get better help then.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@Mango: 'Dina looks like she was pulled through a hedge backwards'.

I almost choked on my drink. hahahahaha

Sis Cesspool said...

@Surfer - if you'll pardon the expression, but I think she used that line before. If I recall, she "lost" $10k during some other brouhaha, probably ready to put in a claim...

parissucksliterally said...

Dina dying would be the best thing for all her kids.

Elissa said...

@Moosefan, the single fuck that I can muster toward this family is directed toward Ali. I would like to know just how long it's been since anyone has seen her, or if anyone knows what condition she is in.
We know that she has had recent issues, and that when she was last seen she looked like death warmed over. But if the guesses about the recent sisters-of-actresses blind are correct, I suspect that Ali is in far more trouble than anyone knows.
So yeah, my heart kind of breaks for her. Lindsay and her parents can go to Hell for all I care.

Christine! said...

isn't the picture here from Kim K's wedding?

Count Jerkula said...

All bi-polar coke whores say they hate coke. They hate it because they can't say no to it and because they blame the coke for waking up hung over and bruised w/ cum crusted to em.

Della said...

Eeeeww!

Cornbread said...

So if the "missing" purse was Ali's, does that mean she was there? Or was Lindsay just "borrowing" her sister's purse? Seems like a strange thing to say if Ali was NOT there. That's the only part of this I find interesting.

As a Palm Beach County native, I can tell you that if Michael Lohan so much as attempted to interact with anyone on Palm Beach, he'd be laughed off (or forcibly removed by bodyguards). Palm Beach is uber wealthy, but nothing like Hollywood. Those folks enjoy their privacy; if celebs want to be noticed in Florida, they go further south to Miami.

Cornbread said...

So if the "missing" purse was Ali's, does that mean she was there? Or was Lindsay just "borrowing" her sister's purse? Seems like a strange thing to say if Ali was NOT there. That's the only part of this I find interesting.

As a Palm Beach County native, I can tell you that if Michael Lohan so much as attempted to interact with anyone on Palm Beach, he'd be laughed off (or forcibly removed by bodyguards). Palm Beach is uber wealthy, but nothing like Hollywood. Those folks enjoy their privacy; if celebs want to be noticed in Florida, they go further south to Miami.

PuggleWug said...

Ali was at the club with Blohan. There was a pic of her on Perez Hilton last month. Other than being pale, she looked fairly healthy.

italiangal56 said...

Thry are all nuts!