Tuesday, December 04, 2012

Katy Perry Does The Hiding Under A Table Thing

Apparently john Mayer and Katy Perry were having a bite to eat at the Polo Lounge. Russell Brand walked in and Katy saw him and managed to get under the table. I guess John didn't know what she was doing so assumed he was going to get some lunchtime action so unzipped his pants and leaned back and then Russell came over and sat down and this was going to be awkward, but then again, John can be a freak and is not afraid to show it. OK, absolutely none of this happened except for Katy going under the table when Russell Brand walked in but why would you hide under the table? Are you that afraid of confrontation? Can't just say hi and move on with your day. Russell never saw John or Katy and when he was seated, Katy got out from under the table and then she and John ran out the door. Strange.

36 comments:

Silly Girl said...

I don't like her, but this is just ridiculous behavior! Hiding under the table?! And it's her EX-husband?! She's a nutcase.

Audrey said...

They all look old for 14.

Frufra said...

I love my normal life. All this bullshit sounds exhausting.

T. E. Cuz said...

i would do the same, but because i dislike him that much. no idea why katy would do that.


weren't russell and katy the subject of gossip/blinds where the guy was still into the girl? maybe she didnt wanna get hit on.

LottaColada said...

I'm not big on Russell, but he strikes me as a guy who to this day respects Katy and the love they had for each other. She is too naive to really see how life is and you will run into your ex when you least expect it. Handle it with GRACE Katy.

Maddie said...

God, I know kids in Jr. High who can handle this with more maturity. It's one thing to get the check and rush out of there, but to hide under the table?

I real hope this story is just an exaggeration.

stillhere said...

What is it that makes you think you might expect her to act in a mature manner? Everything about her screams immature and silly. Cute as a button and talented, but still immature and silly. That's her M.O.

timebob said...

How in the world is John Mayer the mature one in this relationship?

Sherry said...

That sounds ridiculous. Of course as much of a douche Russell is she's even MORE embarrased to be with John Mayer.Can you blame her?

T. E. Cuz said...

lol @timebob. :)

eris hilton said...

are you sure this was real life, and not a scene from a katherine heigl movie

*karen* said...

I'd hide so that people wouldn't see me with John Mayer, too.

CraftyGirl said...

Yikes. I get where Katy's coming from. It's been 10 years and I still run and hide if I ever see my ex-fiance.

From my perspective, I just don't want him to know anything about what's going on in my life.

Karma Chameleon said...

That shows that she is really obsessed with him, hung up on him, can't handle being in the same room as him. If you're really over it, surely there's a more graceful way to handle this? She's been suspected for a blind about a drunk pop star ranting about her ex and not allowing anyone to bring up anything about him otherwise she flips and throws things. She's a child and should save her money now, her shtick is old. He made her relevant and cool. Kept her grounded. Now she's just a stupid spoiled drunk who's jerking off John Mayer. Scraping the bottom of the barrel with that one. How the mighty have fallen.

Mooshki said...

She must've been on something.

katsm0711 said...

Katy Perry is a drama queen. She's one of those annoying girls who always has a boyfriend and will gather her group of girl friends around so when she has a big enough audience she complains about him loudly so everyone can hear and feel sorry for her. And then if you go to the club with her she makes a scene. Look at the drama Kings that she dates! She's annoying.

Char said...

When was this? Russell Brand is in Australia and has been for awhile (I follow him on Twitter).

Kari said...

@Char: This story came out several weeks ago. I think Enty is a little behind on Katy Perry news.

yodelay said...

She was probably wired or drunk & didn't want to run into sober Russell. It would just prove him right for leaving her.

Tampa Shawn said...

Russell maybe a bit childish but after he turned down half her money and was amicable through the whole thing she could have showed a little class and been polite with him.

Renoblondee said...

So glad you guys know Katy and Russell personally! Awesome!

shag said...

I give her a break for now....splitting up with someone you fell deep for is a process. Everyone has their own time for getting over things.

Borg Queen said...

Agreed with Tampa Shawn. Whatever douche Russell Brand is, he was still the classier person in the divorce and refused half of her money. Now I would think she is embarrassed in front of Russell because he would rather reject her money in favor of a fast divorce so he could move on. That has to sting (and lest us not forgot the blind about the ex that had damaging info on his ex-wife's dad, i.e. gay tendencies. Popular guess to that blind was Katy & Russell).

NapAssasin said...

Holy shit that's funny.

Silly Girl said...

@Karma, totally agree. This explanation sounds SO plausible. She needs to get a grip. Seriously though, she wants to hide what's going on with her now that they're divorced, but she's *very publicly* dating John Mayer?! Get a grip, sister!

Ms Cool said...

I might have done that in my 20's (feeling sheepish here). I would have done it because I'd be humiliated to see an ex.

ms snarky said...

eh, she's young yet. She's probably still in love with him (remember the blind where the girl begged a guy to go out with her so that she wouldn't respond to her ex's texts?) and maybe falls apart a little around him. We've all been young and dumb, folks. Try to be a teensy bit kind.

Renoblondee said...

^What @ms snarky said

katsm0711 said...

Lol half of us aren't even kind to each other! So why would we be kind to a celebrity we've had zero personal contact with?

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@Borg Queen : Ty for saying that, forgot about that blind. I normally try not to judge a book by its cover, but OMFG Katy's dad is soooo gay. Look up pics of him at a football game with Perry. He makes Jess Simpson's dad look straight.
Multiple sites didn't even recognize him as her dad, they thought it was the guy sitting at the other side of Katy, because he looked like a grown man with a normal clothing style. xD

Don't tell me this man is straight: http://c580019.r19.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/FP_5919463_BARM_PerryBrand_Guest_102010.jpg

It just can't be, sorry.

it took forever said...

I think she hid because she KNOWS russel brands DRY HUMOUR, probably knws he would have said something to embarass them all, so she tangoed outta there.

Nope said...

Break ups can make us all regress to 15...it happens. I give her a pass on this one.

peachykeen said...

I just worked with Russell In Perth (Australia) this past Sunday (I'm a photographer) and I can say that 1.He is a really really nice guy (a little more affectionate than what Im used to with clients but my husband was with me so he was just having a laugh-it was funny,I spent a few hours with him and he is just so kind and so generous to his fans and 2.I stayed for the show in the 6th row and we had a heckler up the back saying some smart ass remarks about Katy and he actually defended her and didn't like anyone saying a bad word about her,it was really rude actually and I felt a little proud of him when he handled it so well.

I was very impressed with him.He spent hours after the show in the heat greeting his fans and spending time with them and you could see he was visibly exhausted and should have gone back to his hotel and rested but he didn't.I've worked with a few 'celebrities' and he was by far the kindest and easiest I've worked with.I walked in sort of liking his work and walked out a huge fan simply because he was so personable and 'normal'.

I'm sure they're both nice as I can't imagine him marrying someone that's not a good person.

I think she's just still very young.

Renoblondee said...

@peachykeen Thank you for the inside scoop! I like them both.

Silly Girl said...

@peachykeen, that's a great story! I would love to have one like that, but with Christian Slater instead of Russell......

peachykeen said...

Your welcome.I just thought it's a bit sad to hear she did that if it's true.I mean who knows what happened but I doubt Russell would have embarrassed her.He seems more than happy to be single and seems like a generally 'at peace' person.

That's what I gathered from my experience with him but who knows really.

@Silly Girl Don't we all have our 'people' we'd like some time with? haha Mines Charlie Hunnam...