Monday, December 10, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Can't Make Rent

Instead of spending all her money partying and paying her attorneys, Lindsay Lohan might want to focus on paying her rent. For the past several months, Lindsay has had trouble making enough money to pay the $8000 monthly rent on the house she rents in Los Angeles which is featured on Million Dollar Decorators. Lindsay's lease does not run out until February at which point she says she is moving to New York for something cheaper. Uh huh. So a 4th floor walkup in the Bronx? If those guys from The Wanted are feeling like someone is going through their wallets each night on the tour bus or feel like something is missing from the dressing room when they get off stage, they probably should talk to Lindsay. While Lindsay has had the house, she has barely lived in it, preferring to live in hotels or Dina's house or whatever random bed she finds for a night so I'm not sure why she even bothered to rent it except as a place to keep all her LA swag before she sells it.

41 comments:

Christopher Cruz said...

This chick is beyond stupid. End of story.

rejectedcarebear said...

Greatest picture ever. It looks like she passed out on one side of her face and it stuck.

SusanB said...

I'm 61 and I don't look that old. I saw the pictures on Dlisted of her following that band, and she just looks dreadful. She should be angling for someone to pay for her plastic surgery any day now.

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

That picture....Hahahahaha!!!!!

goheels83 said...

I love every one of Enty's pics of Lohan so so much. <3

FSP said...

There's not enough words to describe this picture.

*karen* said...

The guys from The Wanted are taking credit for Lindsay staying out of trouble for an entire week. I'd say that they deserve a medal, but you know she'd steal it from them.

ButterKwup said...

I think Enty should do an all Lindsay picture post. There's so many good ones out there.

T. E. Cuz said...

creepy lindsay face morph video: http://youtu.be/pqVP575Yn7U

so sad.

penelope jane said...
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penelope jane said...

this picture makes me slow clap.

cbb said...

@karen -- well played!

MadLyb said...

So...she can afford to follow a boy band around the country, but can't pay her rent? Didn't she just get paid almost a million dollars to do that atrocious Lifetime movie? Couldn't she have paid her rent up to the end of her lease with that money? Where does her money go? Who will fill the vast void in all the tabloids when she dies?

KaySea said...

Kudos to Enty for digging up THE most unattractive photo ever!

curlyhairslacker said...

OMG @T.E.! Creepy is the best word to describe that.....wow!

shauniebear said...

I always think of Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color when I see this Pic of LL.....

Amber said...

GAK.

Harvey Manfrenjensen said...

She's not paying to follow them around. She's hitchhiking a ride on their tour bus and I'm sure helping herself to their drugs and booze. I can't with her. I don't know what to say. I was wondering about my own disgust for her and thinking about how far RDJ has come from being that same type of punchline. Always in trouble, year after year. So there is hope for her, this could be her rock bottom, or not. I am not going to waste my energy on someone who's basically gone crazy and lives in LaLa land. It's up to her and no one else at this point. She's just going to keep doing what she's doing until she can't anymore. And even then will probably continue on this path. Only when she's in a cell, for an appreciable amount of time, by her own admission jail was hell and she couldn't handle it. She is in God's hands now, and her own. I'm no longer surprised by anything she does. This is the longest slowest moving trainwreck in history. At least La Liz had talent. What does Lindsay have?Not even her looks anymore, not her voice, not her boobs, not her brain, not any money to show for living your life in the public eye and being a public laughing stock, and not her freedom for much longer. I'm starting to feel sorry for her. Never thought that would happen. Sorry for her like a rabid dog that has to be put down. Sorry for the bully in class that's that way because he gets hit at home. It doesn't make any sense, because she's just such a pitiful arrogant mess. I do hope that she turns it around, I'm tired of cokefiend/drunk Lindsay. I want the girl from Meangirls back, or the little girl from the Parent Trap. There's still hope for her.

MISCH said...

Move to New York with what ? A studio is $3000 a month in a decent building, unless someone loans her a place they're not using...and who would be that stupid ?
But she could live in Mommy's house if the keep up the payments...
Also isn't she embarrassed ? I would die if my private business go out there...she has no shame, no pride.

lilivonshtupp said...

Why is there a photo of Jerri Blank for this story?

crila16 said...

Wow...this chick looks so old. She looks like a 45 year old who has been in the sun one too many times.

ReesesPeace said...

Omfgggg!! That picture!! o_0

I'm gonna be 50 in 2 days and daaayyyaaam! I look younger than trick here. Actually, I got carded buying smokes just a couple hours ago. First that, now seeing a piccy of a 26 y/o looking older than me. Hoooohaaaaa! I'm having a fiiiiiine day here! =)

Mango said...

Yes, "creepy" is the right word for that video. "Yikes!" is another good one.

auntliddy said...

She isthisclose to living in an SRO. Pathetic.

discoflux said...

@FSP I said the same thing about your avatar.

Alexstrasza said...

This is my very favourite picture of Lindsay.

justducky said...

There's some weird Janice Dickinson stuff going on in that picture

feraltart said...

I'm 43 & look younger than her. Mind you, I think most people are looking better at this point.

OT, how is everyone post Sandy. Would like to know how all those affected are going. Please keep us informed, still thinking of you down under.

Alma said...

Thank you enty! Everytime i see a pic of lindsay i drink water and skip my nightly smoke. I feel sorry for her now.

Hazeldazel said...

Early Happy Birthday, Reeses!

Ari said...

first of all, I've lost ALL respect for The Wanted for even going along with this, I'm disgusted by Max for even letting her touch him, and I detest her more than ever for being the freeloader of the century and getting away with it, DIE ALREADY!

Agent**It said...

Look at how much free publicity this group received .

captivagrl said...

Maybe her only hope is to get arrested in a state that doesn't escort her out the celebrity door after serving 1% of her sentence? IMO, she needs to do real time, at least one year, to dry out and decide that she prefers freedom. I just can't hate her. She's an addict with parents that are addicts. The decent people in her life keep her at a distance and her behavior is typical of an addict (stealing, lying, fighting, losing work, getting arrested,etc). Thank goodness she doesn't have a child.

AndrewBW said...

I understand why people hate on LiLo, but at the same time I feel sad about it. Whatever you think of her talent or looks or personality, she's pretty much wrecked her life at this point, and that's no laughing matter.

Sherry said...

Since it's brought up frequently ya know why RDJ recovered and thrived? CUZ HIS ASS WENT TO JAIL FOR A YEAR. That will be her only saviour. The end.

AuntJess said...

+1

warmislandsun said...

She really looks like Gollum in that photo. (Sorry, Andy Serkis.)

Mooshki said...

Jail is not why RDJ came through on the other side. It's because he always accepted responsibility for his actions and his choices. Lindsay will never accept that she is to blame for her problems, and you can never solve them if you keep blaming everyone else.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Agent **it is right: they're getting TONS of free publicity, and Lindsay is still very famous. Negative publicity worked fine for Jessica "Chicken of the Sea" Simpson.

Maybe The Wanted's tour bus will make it all the way to a certain stretch of Texas highway, where Roscoe and Boss Hogg set traps for visiting celebrities...

Lioness70 said...
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Lioness70 said...

She looks worse than D. Versace.

RDJ has real, inborn talent and NO poor-me entitlement issues. Please don't ever mention them in the same sentence again!

Do they still have those flea-infested (or bedbugs, these days) weekly rate hotels in NYC? Someone needs to pack all her shit and ship her off to one of those.