Monday, December 10, 2012

Miley Cyrus Dances With Naked Stripper

It was just a few short years ago that Miley Cyrus made her Hannah Montana movie and finished off her long run on the Disney series. My how times have changed. A few years ago everyone in the world went crazy for a few days when Miley posed and sent out photos of herself in a bra. Now, we are all kind of shocked if she even bothers to wear a bra and if she does, then that is all she is wearing. Sure, she might pretend to put a strip of cotton over it that she calls a t-shirt, but it is basically a neck warmer and allows everything else to breathe free and easy. She has sex toy cakes and talks about how good sex is with Liam and now has actually taken the stage with a stripper on a pole and shattered the last part of any Disney image she has and any hope that if she runs out of money Disney will have her back to the show. Considering she is dumping lots of her own money into the record she is making, and the fact her movie career sucks, she might want to start wearing mouse ears and worshiping at the altar of Mickey. Don't forget your mouseketool.

39 comments:

Christopher Cruz said...

Hillbilly trash.

goes in circles said...

Miley. Why?
That outfit. Your hair. It was so coot before.
I still love ya tho.

LottaColada said...

She is trying WAY too hard

Vicki Cupper said...

She's just a stupid hillbilly 20-something with more money than she deserves.

Renoblondee said...

Is she having some sort of crisis or what? That hair! Her clothes, her actions. Something must be going on.

Robert said...

What the hell IS that?

Sarah said...

She looks high. I thought her hair looked pretty cute through the first couple of cuts, it looks like she went to a barber for a bald fade. Why does this feel very Britney 2.0?

Vicki Cupper said...

Maybe she finally snapped from all the repressed memories of candlelight "rehearsals" with Billy Ray and Dan Schneider.

KaySea said...

BI reveal about artist using own money for an album and the producers laughing behind her back.

goes in circles said...

C'mon you guys.
Leave Miley alone.

shauniebear said...

Did aanyone see the movie Splice a few years ago? Miley is now a clone of the creature they made in the lab...

Sarah said...

Leeeeaaavvve Britney alllllloooooonnnnne! Lol

Harvey Manfrenjensen said...

Mousketool? What does that mean? Miley is sabotaging her public image. This is precisely what publicists are for dammit. If she every expects to make any money again in the public domain, Enty's right, she needs to stop with the " I'm a WOMAN now, I have SEX, I'm SO BAD!" No Miley, you're just a kid, and we all went through that phase of being excited to leave our parents house and try out being an adult for the first time. Imagine how she's going to feel looking at these pics ten years from now? I agree that she's nowhere near where Paris and Lindsay were at this age, and it seems like harmless self and sexual exploration. We all dressed inapropriately and did stupid things when we were young, she's just doing it in front of the whole world. I say, give her a break, she's just a dumb kid. And she was a disney kid, which is worse than being a preachers daughter, as far as once the kids get loose and get to do what they want. That's just Miley. And yep, it sounds like Kaysea is right, this does sound like a reveal for that blind.

Amber said...

@KaySea I think you may be correct. What a mess.

Jules_345 said...

Mouseketool...no way no way a man with no kids wrote this, hahahahaha. It's from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse show and while clever, no way someone without kids knows that stupid drivel.

As for Miley, meh, I still hope she wakes up one day and realizes this was a phase. Looking at her parents it seems unlikely but you never know.

Seachica said...

It's cancer patient Barbie.

chopchop said...

I was thinking the same thing @Jules. That Mouseketool comment was very un-Enty. Did he have a baby without telling us?? LOL

chopchop said...

I was thinking the same thing @Jules. That Mouseketool comment was very un-Enty. Did he have a baby without telling us?? LOL

Julie said...

came here to say the same about the mouseketool... no way Enty knows what that is, if he's who he says he is ;)

parissucksliterally said...

She is so desperate to be seen as sexy, yet all her antics make her exactly the opposite.

crila16 said...

Did she shave the rest of her hair off? I think she looks awful. I personally have never liked the shaved head look on a female.

Del Riser said...

There are several *rules* getting broken by this girl that show she is still just a girl without a lot of managemenet advice.
Never use your own money.
Don't burn bridges.
She should have stopped two haircuts ago.

auntliddy said...

Really, what in hell is she thinking?

Mango said...

Can someone explain Mouseketool for those of us without kids?

Miley needs to take diction lessons. I cringe whenever she she speaks. She talks far too fast and every other word is "like".

Molls said...

I feel sorry for these young uneducated Disney kids who try way to hard to prove they are adults.

g.strathmore said...

I think she looks pretty hot in that picture.

jax said...

why do i feel like 30 years from now Miley will be performing in Palm Springs at Dinah Shore as a late in life lesbian icon?

Ari said...

i honestly don't think anyone cares what she's doing...

Sylvia said...

This girls is just going down-spiral. I still don't like her or feel sorry for her. Now she looks like she got boobs as an early x-mas gift.

Jessie said...

This is like when Christina Aguilera came back with "Dirty" and we all had to watch her work through that part of her life. And that went okay...errr...

Jules_345 said...

@mango, when the current (stupid asshole) versions of Mickey Mouse and his friends can't figure out how to do something, they ask for a mouseketool, which is a collection of items they might need in that episode. Show drives me insane.

Jules_345 said...

@sylvia, exactly...yellow assless chaps anyone?

Jules_345 said...

And I really need a new phone, this comment was meant for Jessie below

Kendall T said...

Do you think Liam makes her wear a wig when they have sex?

ljsmed said...

Mouseketool! Hahaha, I was very surprised to see that at the end of the post, I'm very familiar with the mouseketool...
I like Miley but she's obviously got something to prove, I'm not Hannah Montana, I'm an adult, I'm smart, I make my own decisions, etc, etc. I feel sorry for her at this point. She's trying to find herself with millions of people watching.
OT did anyone see Billy Ray on Warch What Happens? He acted like he was too cool for everything and too cool to be on the show. Dude, what have you done lately, you should appreciate someone asking you to be on something, even if it is Andy Cohen...

Ramone Love said...

I kind of like her 'I don't give a flying fuck' attitude.

retropian said...

she's gay, and having a difficult time of it. she's acting out now, later she'll come out. like ricky did when his career had faded somewhat.

All about Eve said...

@shaunie, that was a very creepy movie and yes she does look like that creature

JMS said...

Crap facts. Miley first movie with Liam was entertaining. Its wasn't a blockbuster but it wasn't expected to be.