Friday, December 28, 2012

Nick Stahl Arrested For Touching Himself - In A Porno Store

Nick Stahl has taken some time off from drug using and from going missing to being arrested for touching himself in a porno store. Nick was in a private booth at the place which I thought was for customers to do that, but apparently it is just for you to sit there quietly and stare at porn instead of in your house. Of course, since Nick prefers living on the street, he might find the porno place a little more convenient for that kind of thing. The former Terminator 3 star told TMZ it was all just a misunderstanding. Probably had a big meal, went into the porno place to sit it off and then unloosened the belt and the pants and the underwear and that is just when the police walked in.

49 comments:

FSP said...

T3-Rise of his Machine.

FrenchGirl said...

you can't touch yourself in the private places of a porno store?????

ReesesPeace said...

Okay. Grossness factor aside (trust me, I'm shuddering at the thought of bodily fluids flying...ahem!...around)...we all know guys whack off when they're in these places...right? So, my question is: if he was in a private booth, WTF are the police doing going in there? Dude looks rough rough rough!

rejectedcarebear said...

LOL @ FSP

There's a porn store in my area and they don't allow women in the back video rooms because dudes go back there to jerk it. I assumed it was allowed in all stores?

*karen* said...

This sounds like entrapment.

Patty Mayonnaise said...

My question is what genre of Porn was he watching.

FrenchGirl said...

@ReesesPeace:
video cam in the private places pf the porn store?

mynerva said...

I can't even begin to imagine how grim those places must be.

Henriette said...

What's the world coming to when a man can't touch himself in a porn store? It's bad enough there's no masturbation allowed in porn theatres now.

Amber said...

hehe FSP

Christopher Cruz said...

Oh my God. I'm not even TOUCHING this one.

LottaColada said...

I also thought that was what those private booths are for... o__O

Cheryl said...

Maybe he and Edward Furlong should start a support group for down and out Terminator actors.

nancer said...

what's the purpose of arrests like this? it's a fucking PORN shop! men go in there to get off. who are they hurting? who cares?

dia papaya said...

FSP!!! Your avi combined with this story is too much for my delicate sensibilities this morning.

I'll come back after my mimosa...

FSP said...

I want a mimosa.

Barton Fink said...

Lots of drug users have compulsive or obsessive sexual behavior associated with stimulant abuse. Whitney, for instance, and Eric Dane and his druggy wife, and Sheen, etc., etc. -- After the drugs are gone (*if* they are gone, in Stahl's case), it takes years for people to return to more healthy sexual expressions. Stahl may still be in the shadow of his addiction, going for the adrenaline thrill in the porn theater. It's sad stuff, though. He probably needs lots of therapy still, and maybe this bust is a good thing if it gets him to face up to his unhealthy and imbalanced sexual energy.

Tuxedo Cat said...

Wow, I wonder who gets to clean the viewing 'rooms'. Ick.

I would think that what you do in a stahl is your own business. If he were standing in the store whacking off intentionally in front of people that would be different.

He was in a movie called Burning Palms :0

dia papaya said...

And Barton arrives with the voice of reason. Thanks for the info. Now I feel bad for the guy.

FSP - Mimosa's for all!!! Let's get Friday started ;)

*can you imagine what THAT day would look like if I really did start at 7am. yikes-o-rama!!! coffee, please*

PuggleWug said...

FSP, I am cracking up over your avi! Where do you find these pictures?!

phoenix said...

Meanwhile, numerous actual crimes were being committed elsewhere in the neighborhood.

Thank gawd at least the porn booths are chaste. smh

FSP said...

Just random pics I come across from friends, websites, etc.

CrazyCatLady said...

Isn't this in the same vein as Peewee Herman getting arrested in a porn theatre? I read something awhile back, that its known what goes on, and everyone looks the other way, but a cop can stroll through at anytime and if you're "that dude" they can arrest you.

I really hope Stahl gets it together....he's an great actor. "Bully" is one of his best movies

curlyhairslacker said...

@Tuxedo, I had the same thought. When I start thinking my job sucks,I'll be thankful that I'm not cleaning those rooms....EWWWWWW.

Mama Ray said...

That's what he said!
;)

Mama Ray said...

I just went from being grossed out, to a bit sympathetic, and then totally sidetracked by the thought of Mimosa's all in one post! :)

White lilly said...

I don't want anybody elseeeeeeeeee... When I think about you I touch myself...


@FSP, that's one helluva hairy CAT.


@Mama Ray, me too!! Can I have one too, Ms. Dia??? :D

JSierra said...

My question is, how did he get caught? He must have been making some pretty crazy noises if he got busted slapping the monkey in a private booth.

dia papaya said...

Hello to you White Lilly! Yes of course!

Then we will all be as happy as watermelons!

White lilly said...

@dia, woohooo!!! TGIF with mimosas!!!

DBZee said...

I don't want anybody else
When I'm in the porn booth, I touch myself

Sign me up for mimosas! I've never had one.

Jules_345 said...

A friend of mine was laid off and desperate for a job and answered a Craigslist ad to work at an adult video store for minimum wage. He was all ready to take the job just to make ends meet, figured no one ever had to know, etc...until they told him he would have to clean the rooms at the end of each shift. Yah, not so much.

ktv said...

It's a porn store and you're supposed to jerkoff in the booth while watching hence paper towels are provided for...hahaha..and don;'t ask why i know this LOL

Sherry said...

Is nothing sacred!! Now you can't "enjoy yourself" in a private booth at the porno palace..This is so wrong.

Count me in for a mimosa..I'm working today and my boss is telling me what to do from her sofa.

timebob said...

This was also the same spot Fred Willard got arrested.

DO ACTORS NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF A LAPTOP AND WIFI???

sifichick said...

Next! On Dirty Jobs... Mike Rowe takes on the task of cleaning other men's messes in porn booths. Mike was asked for comment but said "Screw this! I quit. That's just too disgusting for me."

Guess all the other crimes in the area were solved. He was in the privacy of a porn booth. He wasn't sitting in a theatre. He wasn't hurting anyone. He wasn't on one of his benders. We all know EVERYONE masturbates. Why drag the poor guy down even further into the embarrassment abyss he's been in the past year? It's not like he was in a park wacking it in front of other people.

NYer said...

uhm, i'm guessing there was more than just touching himself going on. rumor is that can happen at these places. and perhaps no job in history has been more aptly named than "chumscrubber"

nessa said...

@phoenix seriously, my elderly neighbors get mugged but thank god nobody's pullin it at the porn store

Jazzy said...

Wait, he's living on the street? How sad :(

Brenda L said...

I've got the answer to the problem! It's called the Spermamatic and it gets floor and tiles clean clean clean!

NYer said...

a choomba...

Robert said...

Sometimes, the internet provides too much information.

Mango said...

Those places have tissue dispensers and splattered walls/screens. Well at least one place does.

Oh, and glory holes!


Don't ask me how I know that.


doctressjulia said...

"what's the purpose of arrests like this? it's a fucking PORN shop! men go in there to get off. who are they hurting? who cares?"

The women performing in those porn videos. That's who porn users are hurting. I guess they don't count, since they're just women, and women don't get full human status.

http://www.oneangrygirl.net/pornmyths.html

http://stoppornculture.org/

Jules_345 said...

@doctressjulia...I don't understand, are you saying these women didn't choose to be in (and get paid for being in) the videos?

Agent**It said...

DocJ, reading at those links. Interesting info, thanks.

Icecat said...

Curse of The Terminator strikes again!!

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Christopher Cruz said...

> "Oh my God. I'm not even TOUCHING this one."

I see what you did there!

silky1 said...

Come on, everybody !!!! You know what really went down ? He probably either had his door ajar and motioned for the undercover cop to join him in the booth, or he was sticking his dick in a peep hole. Or, he had somebody in the booth with him, and got caught coming out the booth. Yes,when i was a young gay man, these are things i use to do. So, i know. And yes, there are tissue dispensers in the booth. No need to ask me how i know, cause i just stated it all lol !!! But, that's what probably went down.