Monday, December 31, 2012

Tom Cruise's Date Is Hiding Out

Cynthia Jorge is probably the one who tipped the world that she went out on a date with Tom Cruise but realized after the fact that might not be the best way to stay in a relationship with him so she is hiding out at her parent's house and turned off her Facebook and Twitter in hopes that Tom will come calling again. Hovering over her phone. Waiting for that call. Wishing that she had not called In Touch. None of that is going to help. She might as well come out of hiding right now and take advantage of her remaining 6 minutes of fame and try and get something out of it. Not sure what she could get except a sell her story feature thing for a few grand which might lead to a hosting gig or something like that.

26 comments:

mynerva said...

Question - would anyone here admit to their friends that they are dating Tom Cruise? Not "wait until I tell you this wierd/hilarious story about him and our date", but straight up, he and I are dating.

I don't think I could take the shame.

JSierra said...

I would be too embarrassed. Orgasms of shame.

Run girl run! You can still escape!

phoenix said...

It's better this way. Not worth it. Just ask Katie.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Wait... she made it through the vetting process and still managed to pull off a tabloid alert?
She's not hiding from publicity, she's hiding from the wrath of Xenu.

MISCH said...

I'd hide also....run Cynthia it's just not worth it being Tommy's beard.

bobbi_1025 said...

Is that an altered pic? Her nose is a different shade than the rest of her face.

Agent**It said...

Tommy, where's Shelly?

SusanB said...

@JSierra - love that phrase "orgasms of shame"!

Sarah said...

Guess she doesn't have the makings of a true stunt queen.

Unknown 1 said...

Oh man, that nose! Time for a nose job girl. Sorry. I second Agent It, where is Shelly Miscavige? Locked in an empty truck trailer, freezing to death out in the desert somewhere? Locked in their prison room on their ranch? Is she even still alive?

Becki Allen said...

what is up with that nose? Must be a weird angle or something. Is she hiding from the media or from Tom?? I am confused.

misspoppypants said...

Im going to be ugly and say that this is a horrible picture of a beautiful girl, the stupid duck lips with the Toucan Sam nose, not a good angle. You know Tom would make her fix that nose. Maybe its just the angle but that smirk, so tired of these photos

Alicia said...

Ok OT I saw a preview for the new TC movie Oblivion when I went to see the Hobitt last week .. Most TC look lame and he's not one of my favorite actors but I grew up with him and remember his glory days of acting ... And I gotta say he looks like Tommy of old to me in this movie.. He's bringing it fierce! I actually ... Want(??) to see it! It's weird .. The only downside is Morgan Freeman is in it and he just creeps me out in general . Where's Shelley? That is all.

Vera L- said...

I'm sure this is getting lots of publicity for the "Tom is straight and normal!" part of promoting Jack Reacher.

discoflux said...

That's what I was thinking, misspoppy.... Tommy's got her in hiding getting a rhinoplasty before he'll e seen in public with her. Must be perfect!

Kelli said...

This girl works at Beauty &Essex and I have reservations this Saturday there. It would be pretty funny if she was working !!!

mmshukla008 said...

She looks like ashley tisdale before her nose job. duck lips and all

All about Eve said...

@discoflux, I like that theory! Only the truly desperate would date Tom Cruise at this point so I don't think she would give that up for a mention in one of the rags.

Me said...

She is ugly. No way Tom would date her. My god, is that really a woman?

auntliddy said...

Me, thats kind of mean. We cant all be model looking. Anyway this is all silly, who he dates is uninteresting. She has no need to hide.

Kelli said...

She reminds me of that Ashley Dupree chick.

mistang said...

Well I've heard he's had other girls do work before dating him, so it is possible that it's the real reason she is in hiding. I'm not saying she should be getting anything done, but it seems to be something that would happen with him.

Jessie said...

The ugliest thing about her is that she called the magazine herself. Ew.

ABlake said...

"She is ugly. No way Tom would date her. My god, is that really a woman?"

comedy GOLD

Tuxedo Cat said...

Not every culture in the world considers this type of nose to be unattractive. If it really bothered her, she probably would have had it fixed by now. It's not that expensive.

Barton Fink said...

Cruel, cruel, cruel -- and true -- comments!