Thursday, December 13, 2012

Track Palin Got A Divorce

Despite the shotgun wedding and the attempt to make it look like Britta was not pregnant at the time they got married somehow that was not enough to convince Track and his wife of just 18 months to stay married. The two have been married for 18 months and have already agreed to split their assets with Britta having physical custody of their son and Track getting to keep all of his guns. You know he would have been upset if Britta had wanted those. Britta just wanted out of the marriage as quickly as possible and agreed to just about anything to do it.

52 comments:

Vicki Cupper said...

Now she just has to get knocked up by the guy that knocked up Bristol.

Circle of life.


WTF is the CelebTV bullshit in the right column?

MISCH said...

No more Palin's..

dia papaya said...

Circle of Life, indeed.

Vicki, I don't see those ads on the mobile site. I can't remember what the address is for the computer. It's great - no ads or weird columns ever!

Henriette said...

Does this mean the end of the Palins? I sure hope so.

Patty said...

There were some pretty bad ads yesterday...something about if you like Asian women and other pics of busty ladies.

mikey said...

I read elsewhere that he gets to keep the bank account with 30k and she gets less than 5k lump and $600 a month child support. Seems like an odd settlement to me.

dia papaya said...

Found it! Use this address on your computer for no ads - http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/?m=1

__-__=__ said...

An entire family of bad breeding. Not all genes are not worth reproducing.

Agent**It said...

Try this Vicki
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/?m=1

Ari said...

I hope the other daughters have better luck with their love lives, because the older ones have ruined it for themselves...I'm not a fan of Sarah Palin but at least she has set a good example of a working marriage to her children

Agent**It said...

dia ! Great minds think alike:)

Vicki Cupper said...

The weird thing is that I have AdBlocker and this seems to be the only thing showing up.

nancer said...

another great example of the 'sanctity of marriage'.

Amber said...

+1 FOR FAMILY VALUEZZZ!!!!1!!11

dia papaya said...

Haha Agent! Big brains = Big ideas ;)

fancyscreenname said...

Sarah must be really intense.

ReesesPeace said...

Damn! Amber beat me!

Will these people never go away?!?! Send these people with LL and The Kuntrashians to..someplace unpleasant! Thank you!

Amber said...

@dia & Agent - or you could have megalencephaly.

LottaColada said...

Is that really the wedding portrait? Denim at your own wedding just shows how much you really care!

Frufra said...

@Amber - ha!

@Reeses - did you reveal your birthday tattoo to everyone? I wasn't on line much yesterday, and may have missed it. Hope your day was a great one :-).

Agent**It said...

Vicki you 'll get the white background if you use the link. Your eyeballs will thank you. Long live Mel Brooks !

Hazeldazel said...

Use AdBlock Plus for zero ads. It's a free add on.

Vera L- said...

another vote for adblock. It's amazing.

The Palin's...eh, go away and shut the fuck up about abstinence on your way out the door.

ReesesPeace said...

Hiya Frufra...I thought I posted it somewhere...

I got a tribal heart: it's an open heart with a solid purple heart in the center. What it means to me: it's a tribute tat to my son and my parents, all gone many, many years. It also represents an open heart to new experiences; the purple, besides being my favorite color, means peace.

I've been trying to get it to be my image here so ya'll can see it, but I'm sooooooo tech-unsavvy. Funny thing is, this image is also from my phone and I had no problems with that. I dunno!

By the way...thank you all again for the lovely birthday wishes! I think we should hijack any and all posts LL and Kuntrashians with b/day wishes, baby wishes, furry friend news...anything!

JoElla Valenzuela Durham said...

Happy Birthday Reeses!

T. E. Cuz said...

good call @reeses! and happy birthday!

@vicki i saw the celeb tv thing too, and thought "how did that get past adblocker??"

Momster said...

Vicki, I'm getting it as well. Haven't gotten ads on this site for a long, long time. Sigh.

discoflux said...

Happy birthday, Reeses! We're astrological sisters! My birthday is Sunday.

Patty said...

Thanks for the new CDAN link my fellow posters! I access at work and can't do the adblocker thing. And Happy Birthday Reeses.

Sugar said...

Track Palin is possibly the most douchiest name out there right now.

Under the Big Skyy said...

Happy Day a day late to you, Reeses. And @disco, my B-Day is Sunday, too. We should share a toast to one another (virtual) on our Day. Happy Birthday to you, Disco.

discoflux said...

I'll meet you in a comment on Sunday, Under the Big Skyy! Happy birthday!

Amber said...

I'm not usually around Sundays, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DISCO & BIG SKYY!! :)

rejectedcarebear said...

that sounds like a wonderful tattoo Reeses! I hope you had a wonderful day!

H (early) BD to disco and big sky!

ReesesPeace said...

Happy Birthday to my Saggi sisters and brothers!

AKM said...

Reeses, that sounds like an amazing tat. I'd love to see it! And happy birthday! Party-loving Sag, right?

I'm not here on weekends, either, so early HBs to disco and UTBS! :-)

AKM said...

(I'm lovin' how That Alaskan Family's news got hijacked by cool tat stories and birthday wishes. Heheheheh.)

Frufra said...

I love the thread hijack tactic. Another good topic is recipe swap. I love to talk about good, useful, positive stuff on yucky thread topics to restore balance :-).

The tattoo sounds awesome, Reeses. Thanks for sharing!

discoflux said...

Thanks for the early birthday wishes! Love you, CDAN fam!

supapimp said...

Family values. You betcha!

supapimp said...

HBD!

DBZee said...

And to think - there existed the slight possibility this could have been our VP and their family. I don't care for reality tv, but in this case, I thank the reality tv gods for giving us the hope that no one will ever vote for her again.

EmEyeKay said...

@Disco: I know you'll be hungover on Sunday, as well as out of town, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY from me!!!

smash said...

Happy early bday under the skyy

crila16 said...

So? Who cares? Divorce can happen to anyone.

Cali Girl said...

Thanks all - LOL - I was wondering if it was the Mayan Apocalypse that suddenly the ads were everywhere!

yodelay said...

@LottaColada, no kidding. That screams out, Yes, we are taking this seriously!

Mango said...

Who is Track Palin and why do they all have such stupid names?

I've had Ad Block for Firefox forever and I noticed that CelebTV thing yesterday. The Force must be strong with that ad.

Amy in MI said...

Surprised he didn't name the kid Field....

Ashlea said...

Id take The Palins over the Kuntrashians ANYDAY!

nightowl said...

Instead we have a VP whose daughter (a social worker) was doing lines of coke on camera. 27 year old, not a young, stupid girl. Of course we don't talk about that because that is private. Whatever.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Nightowl, it's not a contest!

Track Palin's sister and mother are celebrities. They've both had and/or been on their own reality shows -- shows that have involved him to some degree. So talking about a divorce in the immediate family, on a celebrity gossip site is not preferential treatment of Democrats.

I haven't heard that story, but if it's true, it sucks. It shouldn't be covered up if so, it should be reported.