Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

July 13, 2012

 #1 - This former American Idol alum who actually is well known has other plans since her records have not been selling well. She is dying to be in Playboy and wants to make the transition from singer to host and thinks being naked in Playboy is the way to make that happen. Why is everyone's first thought to get naked? If you need a hint, she has fake breasts.

Kellie Pickler


43 comments:

TwinkleTwinkle said...

*Karen* got it right... Right off the bat...

Chicky said...

Derrrrr...

Betsy said...

Well, we all have talents. Some are bolted to our chests, though.

lucygray21 said...

Can't say I'm surprised.

Norte said...

Feliz Annos my CDAN family.

bigtexashair said...

She looks ridiculous with her implants. She was so cute (and dumb) ba in the day.

Anna Nawnamuss said...

Yawn. Got an hour of sleep last night, need something a little more interesting than Kellie " Who's that?" Pickler to stay awake today. Please Enty, I know you've got some gems up your sleave.

Ruth Webb said...

Ooooooo... Only A list non-obvious reveals for this guy. Who gives a shit what Mischance Barton did in 2007. Please give decent reveals or why bother.

goes in circles said...

Easy peasy

LottaColada said...

Well, maybe she won't go through with it anymore.

*karen* said...

Yay, I got one!

Sean said...

Exactly. These are the most obvious, most pointless reveals.

Betsy said...

Or what Ruth? You going to storm off in a huff?

TwinkleTwinkle said...

This is foreplay ladies... The exciting reveals come later.

AuntJess said...

A few years ago she had a beautiful song abt her mother that abandoned her while she was a child. So sad. Honey seeing your titties won't make people respect you. Good luck.

Lioness70 said...

Every six months, the same whiners come out to play.

You should be happy you even GET these reveals.

Shut up.

Happy 2013, CDAN readers!

CarrieL84 said...

LOL @ Betsy

Chill out, folks! It's early and Enty is just warming up. Have some faith!

Tuxedo Cat said...

That's too bad. She really has a nice voice, but it's not very distinctive.

I feel for her grandfather who took over parental duties when her own parents flunked out. Playboy isn't what most people want for their daughters / grand-daughters.

DG said...

Why so angry ppl? Enjoy it for what it is! If not....go back to sleep and keep your misery to yourself.

DG said...

Why so angry ppl? Enjoy it for what it is! If not....go back to sleep and keep your misery to yourself.

Norte said...

It's called an amuse Bouche....something to open the appetite.

Trey said...

Are the people angry with the reveals already here? It usually takes a little longer for the bitching to start.

I always liked Kellie Pickler, though I can't say I've ever listened to a song by her.

PuggleWug said...

C'mon you guys, this is only the third reveal! I'm sure he has some juicey ones up his sleeve!

cinephreak said...

Seriously stop bitching and take what you're given, or don't come.

Mayor of CDAN timebob said...

i'll never forget the time she came out to American Idol with her fresh new boobs and Ryan was about to fall over staring at them. They were ridiculous.

Happy New Year y'all let the games begin!

MacAttack said...

you guys do realize enty does it in the order he's written them? so you'll get all the july's first then august ect. there won't be a lot of juicy ones. just enjoy it!

ReesesPeace said...

I see a lot of people had their bowls of Wheatie's pissed in.

Relax and enjoy this for what it is. ;)

Jamie 2 said...

Without wishing to piss off people, I agree with Sean and Ruth. I've never heard of the first three people. This may speak more about my ignorance than the quality of the blinds, but it's disappointing to be so psyched and have the first three people be meh, who cares.

I don't think that's "whining." It's just that these type of reveals are akin to the technical achievement Oscars - Enty should lump them all together in one post on another day. Considering the 12-hour marathon he has promised, I'd prefer a 5-hour one full of juicy items.

caralw said...

I actually like Kellie. Not sure how Playboy would get her a hosting gig. She's pretty funny, so I think she'd be good as a host.

Rickatoo said...

As my son was taught in kindergarten, "You get what you get, and you don't get upset." If you're not happy with the content, you know where the door is.

Jules_345 said...

I like the company of the posters here...doesn't matter to me what he reveals. It's not like I'm going to do anything with the information anyway...

Tuxedo Cat said...

Plus, no one ever knows 100 percent until the reveal.

Mayor of CDAN timebob said...

I say it every reveal day some of you people must be a nightmare to married to the way you are so ungrateful over something that is FREE and you contribute nothing too.

So waahhhhhhhhh fuck off or have some respect for once.

The Black Cat said...

@Jamie 2, I see where you are coming from, I'm not a fan of reality television so those are of no use to me. Sometimes I find if I go do something else and then come back a few hours later it helps to skim through the boring ones. It can get frustrating waiting for the non reality ones.

hunter said...

Oooooo, SNAP Timebob! Ha ha, relax people.

Stacey Charter said...

Good God people are you going to bitch about every reveal? It's an all day process and not all of them are going to ring your bell. How about just sit back and enjoy the show.

Rickatoo said...

Thank you your Honor, eloquent as always.

The Black Cat said...

One thing I respect about Enty is that he does it his way, he does not cater to his audience. If we enjoy and join him on the ride it's all good, if we don't he doesn't care either way.

tara17 said...

She's got a fun personality and decent talent. I remember that AI moment mentioned by @MayorofCDAN, convinced that boob job stalled her career.

Shane Joseph said...

Full of half truths, she posed for Maximum and has a new record deal, and last album i s making all the year end best lists. Rolling Stone called it the best country album of 2012.

Michelle said...

I like Kellie and hope she can rev up her career, but Playboy isn't the answer and neither is a sex tape as other wannabe's don't get far when using those doors.

Renoblondee said...

Kellie is hilarious on Ellen. She's so cute. I'm glad she made something of herself, she deserves it.

Lelaina Pierce said...

I remember that AI moment as well. She made no attempt to hide the fact she had surgery, which is kind of refreshing. I think she is hilarious (unintentionally?). I'm not all that shocked about the Playboy thing, but if she was dying to do it, why hasn't she already? Seems like they'd be all for having her in their mag?