Saturday, January 05, 2013

Hugh Hefner Wants A Baby With Crystal Harris

Hugh Hefner is 86 years old. He must be feeling his oats though because according to the Daily Star, he wants to give Crystal Harris a baby. I'm not sure how Crystal feels about this considering she would probably have to have sex with Hugh multiple times to try and make that happen and that if the child graduates from high school Hugh would probably be dead, and if he is alive, he would be pushing 105. That is if they got started right now. Of course, when you are 86, you are probably not pushing to many things down the road. Dinner at 4, bed by 7, up at 4 a.m. wondering where the hell the bathroom is. I think Tony Randall was older than Hugh when he had a baby with his wife who was also 60 something years younger. I'm too lazy to check though. At some point, you have to ask yourself, what kind of father are you going to be if you are pushing 90 when your child is born.

55 comments:

Faith said...

Am I the only one who thinks it's kinda irresponsible/screwed up to go out of your way to have a child when there's no way that child will grow up to know its father? I'm sure Crystal will remarry, but it still seems a bit cruel to me.

rejectedcarebear said...

Oh that's a GREAT idea

MISCH said...

Yuk

Anna Namuss said...

She's just pushing for it, if this is true, so that she will get more money in the will. Please refer to your
Gold Digging Textbooks, chapter one section one. "Have a baby to ensure a bigger check down the road" Come on people.

JoElla said...

He could have done this with Holly, and actually enjoyed a few years with the baby.

Isn't word on the street that the First Wife and the boys got most of the money, and "his" money isn't as much as everyone thought it was?

timebob said...

More babies more cash

Anna Namuss said...

That dogs face in the picture says it all.

IDoTheRobot said...

I think it's completely irresponsible, Faith.

Anotheramy said...

The good news, unlike most of us, there will be plenty of money to replace the help Hugh wont be able to give.
Yes, baby is #1 on both the attention whore and gold digger lists. Trumps current wife had that one figured out too.

goes in circles said...

Yuck.
I think Holly really cared for him.
She wanted to marry him and have a baby, too.
Why not with her?

FrenchGirl said...

@JoElla:
+1 on all
(but i don't believe his second wife had money ,they divorced after their younger son's 18th birthday)

SusanB said...

@Faith - agree completely.

phoenix said...

"what kind of father are you going to be if you are pushing 90 when your child is born"

A pushing up daisies kind of father immediately comes to mind...

At least the child will be well cared for, and I have to credit Hugh for choosing Crystal for this epic journey (?) because I really think she's fundamentally more on the ball than Holly.

Also, I imagine the preferred method to accomplish this will be in vitro fertilization.

Cornbread said...

Can a man still father children at that age? Are your sperm still alive and kickin'? Questions I never thought I'd have to ask...

zeldafitzgerald said...

there's no fool like a stupid fucking decrepit fool

Silly Girl said...

Not to rag on 86 year old men everywhere, but there's no way this is a good idea, save the gold digging famewhore angle. I really feel bad for that kid. He/she's only going to know what's in the press about his/her dad. Not the best way to raise a child. He's fallen way too far with this chick.

annabella said...

the sperm degenerate as a man ages. its not just females who have problems w/getting pregnant after a 'certain age.'

I'm sure his boys can't even swim anymore. and it shows how narcissistic he is to want a child when he has so little time left.

auntliddy said...

Both of these people are like worst candidates ever for parents. Hugh seems to be teetering on the edge of the rails, and Hussy-Lou is right there with him. Do these idiots ever once stop to think of the child??!! And I dont think he has very much money; i think its all smoke and mirrors.

nancer said...

it's a crying shame that old farts at 86 still can have viable sperm.

Brandy said...

Should've been Holly.

Honey West said...

I recently read that children conceived from older men (mid-50's +)have a greater chance of developmental problems. I don't know how accurate the studies are but he's 86...

Interesting that he chooses to marry such a wild child that left him at the altar before. I really feel for Holly, who appeared to generally care for him. Hef is insane to choose the marry the one who could care less about him!

White lilly said...

@Honey West, I think we all get what we deserve, including him and his wild child :D


Well, once the kid is born, we can all look at him/her and say: "Who's your daddayyyyyyy!!!!"
I don't think they're foreal, I think they're just saying this stuff to get press talking about them and they managed to get that. Someone mentioned that when he tried to have a baby with Holly, doctors told him that he was shooting blanks and that's why the separated. Where's greenmountaingal? :D

__-__=__ said...

Happy New Year Holly! I feel so bad for her. She didn't deserve all the heart ache. I only hope annabella is right and he has no swimmers left. This planet does not need more genetic trash.

mell61 said...

read recently that most chromosonal issues in older parents are due to the male contribution, rather than the female. Bad idea, but maybe Playboy are planning on doing a spread of the conception!

Ari said...

I don't get it, why did she get back with him after breaking off the wedding the day before? What changed her mind...I want to know the deetz!!!

JSierra said...

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

J LO said...

10$ says she's already preggers. Baby bump on wedding day?

Patty Mayonnaise said...

My feelings exactly about this whole circus act.

J LO said...

Yay I can log in again !

Egyptian Ankh said...

Yes. Men have no limit on making babies unlike women. Of course problems may arise such as problems with motility or low sperm count .

Christopher Cruz said...

Exactly- clever girl!!!

Egyptian Ankh said...

I was just watching Holly's My E! True Hollywood Story (don't judge) and she said on it that she was giving herself injections and doing fertility treatments when she was with Heff. It was on the DL and no one knew not even the other girlfriends. Obviously it didn't work and the reason they broke up is bc she really wanted to get married and have a baby. At the time Heff was still legally married to his ex.

yodelay said...

Poor Holly. @Egyptian Ankh, I saw that too and I remember they did try, but it just didn't work (subtext being he was too old).

After Crystal left him, Hef gave an interview where he said that he knew it wasn't right with Crystal, but he wanted to marry her so he wouldn't lose her like he did Holly. I'm surprised he took her back, but he probably just doesn't want to die alone.

Sherry said...

Cosign Anna. Chapter one.

nessa said...

@joella yeah, i've heard that too about his money

Sherry said...

I always thought he got a vasectomy and kept it quiet and that's why Holly never conceived. I am surprised if he is not shooting blanks.

Shag said...

As men age, the sperm quality declines. This makes pregnancy difficult or can lead to defects.

auntliddy said...

He already had that whack-a-doodle son with kimberly- the son arrested for anger management problems. Yes, please, some more of these.

SkittleKitty said...

I want to mention that, as I recall, Tony Randall was around 80 when he had kids, and those were his first/only children. Hugh has at least three kids already.

SkittleKitty said...

I want to mention that, as I recall, Tony Randall was around 80 when he had kids, and those were his first/only children. Hugh has at least three kids already.

Shakira Eakins said...

Hahahaha! So true!

Shakira Eakins said...

Hahahaha! So true!

Connie151 said...

Assuming he actually still has swimmers, isn't there a chance that sperm that old would have genetic problems? Not a doctor, but the idea of that is wrong on so many levels...Ewww.

Li said...

Ooohh!! Didn't even think of that..just plain selfish

Cecilia00 said...

I bet the wife is just fine with it. Her piece of the pie gets a bit bigger when children are involved

VeeBee said...

After Crystal dumped him the first time he should have gone begging back to Holly who really did seem to love him. She would have taken him back. Now Holly's life is in the crapper and Hef is stuck with someone he KNOWS doesn't love him for anything other than his money and fame. Foolish old man. Sad for everyone.

auntliddy said...

Is that baby bot getting to be a bigger bot? Adorable!!!!!!!

Me said...

BARF!!!!

what ever happened to the woman that married tony raandell right v=before he died? they had w kids. off to google....

Mooshki said...

Well, that explains why they got married - he wants another shot at immortality. I also feel sorry for Holly, who actually wanted his baby for more than just the money. (Note: I'm not saying that money wasn't part of her consideration, but Crystal is 110% in it for the cash.)

Anotheramy said...

Tony Randalls wife insists theirs was a true love.
http://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/relationship-issues/tony-randall-wife

trudi said...

Randell was dead at 84 so Hugh has him beat there.

I saw Randall and his wife at the Met in the late 90's. They were attending the ballet. As much as extreme May/Dec romances make me suspect, I have to say they were a sweet, happy couple and appeared to be enjoying themselves. And he look great for a man almost hitting 80.

Henriette said...

You cannot compare this Creeper to Tony Randall! Tony Randall was a class act all the way. I've never heard a peep about his kids. They are all in their teens now. I taught this Creeper's son, so I don't think he should be making anymore babies. He's not very good at it.

D. K. Kurtz said...

Ew

KittensRUs said...

At this point I'm hoping for the fairytale ending where Hef dumps the golddigger, marries Holly and raises her baby as his own (at least 'til he keels over). I think she'd come straight back if he called her and admitted he screwed up big-time. The guy she's with is going to prison anyway, from the sound of it.

swedishfish said...

I read a NY Times article about older husbands/younger wives having kids and they interviewed Tony Randall's widow. she said that she felt very bad for her kids because they were something like 6 and 8 when he died, and they cried and cried for their daddy. She said she regretted putting them through that and wouldn't do it again.