Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Nicki Minaj's Boyfriend Cheats With An Ex-Porn Star Turned Hooker

The new issue of Star Magazine has a great article about how Nicki Minaj's long term boyfriend spent most of a party a few weeks ago trying to hook up with different women and kept getting turned down until he met an ex-porn star who apparently has turned into a hooker because they had sex for cash. I guess he could have just been giving her a few hundred bucks to get a car to take her home. The woman is named Beauty Dior (above). Every person at the party knew he was dating Nicki Minaj but Beauty didn't care.

62 comments:

Cathy said...

Seriously? No posts yet about Jeremy London shitting in a cop car or Melissa Gilbert's engagement to Pervy McCreeper?

Renoblondee said...

Name that name is one for the ages!

Dagny said...

Everything about this story is the epitome of class. I'm so glad these are the kind of people our society idolizes.

Christopher Cruz said...

Beauty Dior. I love it!!!

LottaColada said...

@Cathy, I wasn't even going to post anything on this story but I had to give you a +1 for that lol.

ethorne said...

Lol. Hi I'm Sexxy Dolce and Gabbana. That's right, 4 names.

phoenix said...

Can you imagine if this had happened to Taylor Swift? hehe Actually, I think I'd rather be on the receiving end of her wrath than Nicki's.

Cathy said...

Haha, thanks Lotta. And I meant to say Jason London - we'd expect that kind of thing from Jeremy!

phoenix said...

Cathy, I thought Jason was the saner brother too. I had to do a Wiki search to make sure I didn't have their names mixed up in my head.

Dagny said...

@ethorne That was great! What a ridiculous name. It's kind of like that old trope, "1st pet + 1st street", except now it's "Vague positive appearance-based adjective + Pretentious Labelwhore Designer name".

ethorne said...

@Phoenix, I don't think it matters anymore since they're both bat-shit crazy now.

ethorne said...

@Dagny lmao!

EmEyeKay said...

That was good, @Dagny.

I have no idea who Nicki is dating, though he gets talked about an awful lot. Are we sure he exists?

Tuxedo Cat said...

I didn't even know Nicki had a long-term boyfriend. It must hurt like shit to be replaced by a hosebag like Beauty DWhore.

prolixe said...

Bahaha, thank you, Tuxedo! Fully awake & giggling!

libby said...

If I ever steal Minaj's BF, imma change my name to Gucci Sass.
See how I switched it up? I'm creative and deep and shit.

mell61 said...

Think Dior the luxury company will be sueing for copyright infringement...
Or just misadvertising...

greenmountaingal said...

Beauty Dior...what a classy name! Obviously this boyfriend has exquisite taste in women (please note the sarcasm).

Redd said...

talk that talk, Tuxedo Cat!

*karen* said...

I want to be known as Splendor Chanel from now on, friends.

phoenix said...

@ethorne, I never understood how twins could be so apparently different, and always liked Jason's handsome, in command of himself movie roles. Now this.

EmEyeKay said...

@*karen*, how about Splendor la Chanel? That's even classier! Or Splendor de Chanel?

Amber said...

In my search to find out Ms. Dior's real name, I came across a YouTube video called Pornstar Bus in which she co-stars with a lady named Cherokee D'Ass.

Also, Ms. Dior's twitter name is @beautydiorxxx

Amber said...

Oh! She's a Taurus!

Amber said...

Her AKA is "Tyana Mills"

Amber said...

I have also come across the names Tashimi Harris, Jeaneane Sanders, and Tanya Mills.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Real classy bunch of people there, eh? Sheesh...I don't really have much of an opinion either way re: Nicki, but damn, girl, kick that loser to the curb, because you can sure as hell do better than someone who banged a stupid, classless ho like that! *shakes head*

EmEyeKay said...

@Amber, I think she needs to pick ONE and stick with it.

auntliddy said...

What rock did these specimens crawl out from?

J Sara said...

Ha - taking a "sexy" pic from the front seat of a car screams class. Keep working it beauty... Is that a Honda?

*karen* said...

@EmEyeKay, YES! How about double up the classiness and make it Splendor de la Chanel?

EmEyeKay said...

^ why didn't I think of that?! Perfect!

Munch said...

Will aspirational names become a thing now? Is it like cosmic ordering, change to the thing you most want to be - if so LiHo is going to rename herself Herpes Free Millionaire.

I might become Tall With Great Boobs. Make that T'all aussi Qu-Reatte B'ueb-esse, just to class it up a bit.

libby said...

Ooh ooh!
Munch--I want to be 'Uma at 25'. That's my name.

Dagny said...

@Munch, me too! I'll be "Someone with even the slightest motivation in life". I know it's long, but I think the initialism "SWESMIL" is really catchy.

Munch said...

@Dagny - SWESMIL sounds like an ointment for an embarrassing personal problem - how about M'Otiva-Shunal?

Dagny said...

@Munch--Fucking beautiful. I'll issue you a personal invitation to my formal christening. Bring job applications, any form of junk food, and Doctor Who paraphernalia.

Pini 27 said...

I bet her middle name is 'Infiniti'...

Munch said...

@Dagny - I have an inflatable Dalek, a Cyberman helmet and a bottle of gin.

Jazzy said...

No, no, we taureans don't want any part of that skank bush.

Jazzy said...

She can't because that's the name on my fake passport in case I have to flee.

Dagny said...

Gin and a Dalek? I'm going to fucking engrave that sumbitch.

All about Eve said...

@karen, ok now I get the name change and I love it! Lol

dragon said...

for some reason i doubt Nikki gives a shit.

All about Eve said...

Talk about names that don't fit!!

justalittle(k)nuts said...

I have to delurk to say that this ^^^ made me laugh harder than anything I've ever read here. Brilliant, just brilliant.

Sherry said...

Wow this exchange reminded me of Dlisted..I tell ya, Nikki's boyfriend must be a real winner because he had to resort to paying for it.

Ruby Soho said...

I know, right?
Ughhh...
:/

JoElla said...

I oversleep and lookie what I miss!

Mango said...

I don't want kids but I swear I'd have a daughter just so I could name her Beauty Dior. It's so fancy!

Mango said...

I have also come across the names Tashimi Harris...

@ amber - Isn't Tashimi a type of sushi?

Alicia said...

Cherokee D'Ass! Oh yes. That's amazing !

JSierra said...

Uhh Nicki will actually kill a bitch. I would never mess with her man, have you heard Roman? That is the voice of my nightmares.

She honestly looks like Miley Cyrus with a tan and boobs.

Alicia said...

The Miley has become the official haircut of pornstars.

nudibelle said...

she looks disgusting

Sarah said...

Maybe it just sounded like Beauty Dior, it's really Booty Door.

Sarah said...

I think I love you

Sarah said...

His name is Safaree if that tells you anything

Bangagong said...

Drake should be happy to hear this. He's been trying to get with Nicki for years (if he hasn't already).

Tara said...

Oh this totally reminds me of Four Horseman hanger on "Things That Still Don't Work Right After You Give Them a Good Kick" in Good Omens! In the spirit,I'll change my name from Ann 33rd Avenue to Sleek Buxom Eee. I aim low.

Erika E said...

Was he the guy that Amber rose was sending nude photos to? It was in the papers about 2 years ago

Erika E said...

Can't copy link, just google it