Wednesday, January 23, 2013

No Miscarriage For Jenelle Evans - But She Is Getting Divorced

Yesterday Jenelle Evans was rushed to the ER because it was feared she was having a miscarriage. The night before, her husband had been out cheating on her so he decided to not go to the ER with his pregnant wife and went out of town to party with his friends. This of course has led to Jenelle saying she wants to divorce him after just 51 days of marriage. This is completely different than the time two weeks ago when she said she wanted to divorce him but then took him back. Oh, and totally different than the time she had him arrested and then the next day married him. Oh, or the time before that when they split up and then got back together and then they were arrested. So, don't confuse any of those things. The good news is that while you are stuck behind a desk all day working a million hours a week or two jobs to make ends meet, Jenelle is pulling in well over six figures. Good times.

34 comments:

Cathy said...

It makes me sad that tools like this can get married, but gay people in loving, committed relationships can't.

Amber said...

Seriously. I'm 100% for post-natal abortions at any age.

Barton Fink said...

Stop talking about her. If we want to see someone like her, we can go to the meth-infested suburbs of any third-class city in America and look around.

katydid said...

Everything about this chick drives me crazy. Can we add her to the kardashian ban in feb? Or even better, never mention her again? MTV should be ashamed of themselves

goheels83 said...

Seriously, Cathy. Ridiculous.

Vicki Cupper said...

Thank you, Barton.

ethorne said...

My comment just disappeared, like I wish this dumbass would.

ethorne said...

Did I miss when he announced who's getting the ban?

Pogue Mahone said...

What IS it with white trash rednecks anyway? Sheesh!!

VIPblonde said...

Slightly OT, but did you know that MTV is doing a Teen Mom 3? Not sure how I feel about this, but (unfortunately) I'll probably be watching it

curlyhairslacker said...

Cathy, I had the same thought.

Maximus said...

Trash.

Joan Reed said...

I feel so bad for that child she carries. Her mother is already raising her first child, which she sees about 1 hour a week and acts more like an older sister to. She was on heroine and probably still is...

I think MTV money helps her to act wreckless. I wouldn't care if it weren't for the innocent children she pollutes.

jadedlove said...

Thanks for reminding me...

auntliddy said...

Oh honey, hes not the guy for u!!!! Its ok to move on. And no more children til u get your head on straight.

JSierra said...

For fucks sake. I would say I am surprised she didn't get an abortion, but Jenelle will be damned if she looses her newest cash cow.

luna midden said...

I will not get into gay marriage, a different argument for another day.

1 problem is that marriage is no longer taken serious among many. No longer that =til death= or if you end up being married to an abuser, cheater, etc. Hollywood is at fault for alot of this, where many get married, divorced, over and over again. Too many uneducated, naive persons look up to these &^$%## SAD SAD SAD

and as for getting pregnant.. you cannot require classes for pregnant woman, responsibility classes for men, because we are a democracy, BUT IT IS SORELY NEEDED IN THIS COUNTRY!!! Too many throw away kids...

EmEyeKay said...

Come on, February! Only 8 more days of this, if Enty really was listening.

Staple611 said...

I wouldn't even know who this trick is if not for this blog.

skimpymist said...

I'm looking forward to seeing her ten years from now, broke, begging her mom to let her in with track marks in her arm and no "friends" in sight cause she burned all her bridges.

SusanB said...

People like this are the ones I'd like to see banned. And agree with luna midden - marriage is not taken seriously by a lot of people. Taking classes in parenting, marriage, etc should be required in order to get a high school diploma.

RocketQueen said...

I like the way you wrote this one, Enty. It speaks to how fucking stupid this trick is. Some people will NEVER learn....Lilo 2.0

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artemis said...

Enty, this is garbage. Why are you so fixated on this kind of trash? I don't give a fuck how much this asshole is making. Losers like this are a dime a dozen.

Supermom said...

I couldn't agree more!

Alma said...

The thing is, this was part of this dumb bitch's plan. When they said they were married and people were thinking she must be pregnant that no she wasn't but don't worry we have a plan. I'm guessing she had her iud taken out because a new baby totally makes up for the two we failed, you guys. Totally.

Jane Doe said...

Someone should sterilize this bitch and her junkie husband.

Geebz said...

It's good that he wrote the last two sentences. People watching this crap make this loser money. STOP supporting this trash...damn it.

Borg Queen said...

I think this is the problem with these crappy reality shows that celebrate undesirable behavior. (With respect to the young unwed mothers that do try to do the right thing for their children) Reality shows should not glamorize bad behavior of these teen moms, "bad girls club", anything of that ilk. These teen moms are given 100k paycheck and its squandered on drugs and eyebrow waxing for 3 year olds. I am so glad that the reality show with some rapper and his 10 baby mothers to his 11 kids was cancelled because a line must be drawn somewhere.

(steps off soapbox)

cricket said...

It sucks that this piece of shit can get pregnant at will and people who would be wonderful parents wind up with infertility problems. It's so not fair.

nessa said...

@luna i've been saying this for so long. no one takes marriage seriously anymore. no more long term relationships, just quicky marriages and divorces

mistang said...

Yes, she is pulling in money. A lot of that is because of the attention she gets from gossip sites. Damn, I just added to it.

Sunny said...

Big high five (*clap sound*) to Borg Queen!