Thursday, January 31, 2013

Piers Morgan And Chelsea Handler

The most strained interview ever with Chelsea Handler capping it off by telling Piers Morgan to suck her a**. To save you having to watch the whole thing, I just am posting the suck my a** portion.

31 comments:

Amber said...

Can't stand Chelsea Handler, but I LOVE the phrase "suck my ass". I used to say it all the time, but forgot about it! Hah.

SashaJames2 said...

I don't like either of them, but tolerate piers becos he is a strong and vocal supporter of my football club.

LottaColada said...

I don't watch either of them but have heard a lot of Piers Morgan hate more so over the past few weeks then ever before, what gives?

greenmountaingal said...

I just don't like Chelsea Handler. I do, however, like the show she used to be on, Girls Behaving Badly or something like that. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

prolixe said...

Ugh, I despise Chelsea. That was a funny comeback from Piers when she says she's not going to pretend it's a good interview or that she's good at her job: "Both things are clearly apparent today."

HA!

I want to do all of my creative insults in a British accent, ala Maggie Smith.

jax said...

Chelsea Handler is a bitter, mean spirited hag. Her brand of "comedy" is barely tolerated anymore.

People have evolved, try it.

Alicia said...

Piers gets told to piss off at least once a week by someone on television. My favorite was the Jesse Ventura interview.

jax said...

and I love that Piers speaks his mind about any issue no matter how sensitive or unpopular it is.

People are hating on him because he's finally calling out the ridiculous gun culture in America.

VIPblonde said...

As I said before, I used to watch Chelsea before WWHL went 5 nights a week. The or two times I've seen it lately, she seems much meaner than she used to and almost seems to be phoning it in. But again, maybe I'm just used to Andy. Chelsea gets my jack hole of the day for this interview!

Geebz said...

gmg: I remember that show. LaFawnduh was on it as well. It was great.

Chelsea is simply unbearable. It's just not funny at this point. There is a way to be direct and still have class. She comes off as a drunk with not sense of decorum. I'll pass on this chick.

VIPblonde said...

Did anyone see Kathy last week when the guests were Chris Noth and Chelsea? Chris Noth was hilariously drunk, but Chelsea was such a bitch the whole time. I feel like there used to be some comedy mixed in with the bitchiness; now she's just straight up bitchy, hold the comedy

prolixe said...

YOU GUYS.

If you don't want to watch it, read this article on DM. They were hating on each so much - Chelsea was getting a taste of her own sour grapes.

"...he turned to the audience and added to the insult: 'She's like a bad boomerang, you chuck her away and she just sucks back in,' he said."

"Laughing out loud, the Brit then asked her again if she'd had any work done, annoying her further: 'Are you sure you haven't had any surgery? Seriously?' he asked.

When Chelsea then announced that she was trying to keep herself together, Piers got out a pretend violin and played it to the audience.

'Poor multi-millionairess Chelsea, whining about her life again,' he said."

Oh, that made my morning.

nevermindthat said...

@greenmountaingal yes I remember that show, it was hella funny.

Not a big fan of Handler but I like that she asks her guests the tough questions, while other talk shows just give the same old boring interviews. If celebs don't like Chelsea they should just avoid going on her show or Wendy Williams.

SusanB said...

Can't stand either of them.

CJ said...

I don't get the hate for Chelsea H. These interviews -- their tone, etc. -- are part of her act. And her guests know it. Perhaps some of you are not willing to accept women dishing out this kind of humor. Seems like a (sadly, too common) male/female double standard. Free your minds! Guess all the haters missed the hug between her and Piers Morgan at the end of the interview.

Kloie said...

I love her. He seems like a blowhard, though I didn't see this interview.

LaFawnduh!

prolixe said...

Oh, please.

ಠ_ರೃ

Me said...

i watched last night. was an entertaining interview. they each gave as good as they got.

RocketQueen said...

What jax said. Please CJ, just because we don't like her brand of "humour" doesn't mean we have a problem with women. If you like mean-spirited comedians, go for it.

All about Eve said...

@greemmountaingal, yes! I loved that show!!

JSierra said...

Aww I like Chelsea, but I agree that some of her jokes are getting old. If Ellen can be funny without constantly bullying, so can Chelsea. I am more a fan of her books than her show though.

All about Eve said...

I also think she has just gotten meaner, not funnier. I'm glad if Piers called her out on her mean girl schtick, she's just become an asshole.

Piers can be annoying at times but I like his interviews better.

SusanB said...

Agree with those who don't like "mean" humor. I like most female comedians, just not her (and "mean" male comedians as well).

There is also a big difference between "shocking" and "funny".

Mhdz said...

I also don't like either of them, but I did like when Chelsea was interviewing Aubrey Plaza and called Barbara Walters a cunt.

Lola said...

I love Piers Morgan, he revels in the fact that everything annoys him (just like me. HA!).

He also looks like Lord Grantham (Hugh Bonneville), so there's that.

Spike Gomes said...

Bah, Piers Morgan
::spits::
He's the guy who tried to get Andy Capp off the comics page of the Daily Mirror while the creator was on his death bed with cancer.

He's also a yellow journalist and and a two faced bullying hypocrite.

Part of the reason he's here in the states is because he got so slimed back in Britain for likely having a part in the phone hacking scandal.

Looziana Magnolia said...

@VIPBlonde YES! Last week's Kathy was so painful to watch. I think Chris Noth would have been hilarious if it weren't for Chelsea constantly cutting him off and telling him to shut up. I couldn't stand it!

auntliddy said...

Cant stomach piers morgan. Pretentious jerk.

Jazzy said...

The one and only time Chelsea was funny. Melissa from Real World New Orleans was on it too.

Lissa said...

Love Andy! Just read his book- hilarious!

Agent**It said...

"a bitter, mean spirited hag. ...":)