Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Real Housewives - OC Star Arrested For DUI And A Whole Lot More

Tammy Knickerbocker's daughter Lindsey was arrested last month in Orange County. Unfortunately there were no cameras rolling for what would have been spectacular television. Would have been perfect for an episode of COPS. Lindsey was wasted and was driving and hit a bunch of parked cars. So, after hitting them she ran to a friend's house. The police found her at the friend's house so Lindsey decided to punch one of the police officers. Yeah, never a good idea. By the time they got around to testing her blood alcohol level, it was still a .32. Can you imagine what it was before she went out driving? She is lucky she didn't kill anyone. Lindsey, who is 23 was charged with DUI, hit and run, and battery on a police officer.

26 comments:

plokzy said...

Andddddd of course, she will get nothing...

ethorne said...

Is she wearing a fanny pack? Talk about bad judgment.

ReesesPeace said...

Is she wearing a fanny pack with that dress?!?! Dress is awful but fanny pack?!?!

ReesesPeace said...

Jinx!

VIPblonde said...

Ah, the Knickerbocker girls. They always brought a little Honey Boo Boo to the OC

nettalovesrobin said...

She punched a cop! That bitch crazy!

ethorne said...

@Reeses- Ha

nancer said...

she must be a veteran drunk. most people wouldn't even be conscious with a BA that high.

lc said...

I had to enlarge the pic on my phone and yup, fanny pack. What is up with that?

evergrey said...

Train Wreck!

prolixe said...

The all-new Flask-Pak!

Gayeld said...

*snort* My sister bit one, and she was perfectly sober.

KPeony said...

I forgot this was about a housewife and started reading it as Lohan halfway through. I got all excited thinking this was going to put her away for a while.

nettalovesrobin said...

@gayeld no offense but that shit is crazy!

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southernbelle said...

I have bit a cop too! It was my brother and he did threaten to arrest me, but it would have never held up. He was on a power trip and trying to handcuff me as practice for take down techniques. I still shudder from that part of my childhood.

Gayeld said...

I didn't say she was sane, just sober. *g* I had a social worker at my house do a double take when they saw her picture and say "I met her, she's totally nuts." You have no idea. Try sharing a bedroom with her sometime.

JSierra said...

Shut. Up. Knickerbocker? I would have soo much fun naming my kids Harry, Ima, Richard. I sincerely hope I never marry anyone with a silly last name, if only for my future kids sake.

But definitely not surprised, she was always pretty trashy on the show. I remember being 16 and looking at her thinking there is no way that we are the same age, she looked like a 30 year old woman.

I have molested a cop before. It was on Bourbon Street and he gave me permission to grab his butt. Well he said I could spank it and I went in for a grab. Those grenades sure do make a girl frisky.

Anna Nonymous said...

I can't say it enough, if you want your child to end up like a richer version of Lindsay Lohan, shower them with money they havent earned, and give them no consequences. That's where we get this delicate flower.

Poppymann said...

That's not a fanny pack, that's a Grey Goose pump.

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Mango said...

I don't even recall Tammy Knickerbocker. The OC was always my least favorite of the HW franchise.

JSierra said...

Mango she was on the second and possibly third season of OC way back when. Crazy Lynne replaced her. I miss crazy Lynne and her complete lack of knowledge that AC even existed.

Jacq said...

This girl was a trashy mess from the beginning. I don't think it helped her at all, the fact that her daddy rebuilt his fortune and his mail-order bride got it all when he died & told his kids to kick rocks. I'd rather be a never-had than a has-been.

Ashie said...

Hahahaha!!!!!!!

Ashie said...

Hahahaha!!!!!!!