Thursday, February 14, 2013

Blind Item #3

Remarkably enough, this A list mostly television actor has rarely had sex with any of his co-stars. He has however made a few exceptions and he said recently of one of his current co-stars that, "She might not look like much, but she gave me the best b**w job I have ever had." Apparently this was just a one time thing.

56 comments:

LottaColada said...

Charlie? How he keeps getting women baffles me.

VIPblonde said...

Just throwing this out there...
Jason Segel and Alyson Hannigan?

Derek Harvey said...

Ashton and .......

katie said...

Lena and ??

katie said...

Or David Duchovney and? (I don't watch his show though)

FSP said...

Betty White and ???

Anna Nonymous said...

Charlie and Lindsay on Scary Movie 5 or whatever.

Maximus said...

Charlie/Linds seems likely.

Ima Guillotine said...

Jon Hamm and Elisabeth Moss.

Ima Guillotine said...

Although I'm liking the Charlie and Lindsay guess...

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Charlie Sheen and Selma Blair.

Relax don't don't do it....

The scene in my mind is from Sweetest Thing when Selma's character is stuck on her rebound's piercing as her eyes water while EMS and random neighbors watch as she attempts to free her larynx with singing...bahahahaha, I love that movie!

Too big to fit in here!!!

RamblinPose said...

Jon Hamm. Hmmm thats pretty brilliant. The elizabeth moss part is kinda sickening. I always felt her character
Would benefit from a ringing clout from Jon Hamms charcter!

LottaColada said...

I love all the guesses! I really don't care who it is anymore. It was funnier imagining every celeb mentioned here.

fancyscreenname said...

I like the Segal/Hannigan guess.

ABlake said...

Platoon Charlie I would do.
Toothless Charlie..no way. He could clone himself and provide his own services.

Yikes on Segal/Hannigan. Awww, Willow is cute:( At least Oz thought so

Just waiting for anna to post ONCE AGAIN about her marriage problems...

*taps foot*

MacAttack said...

Definitely Hamm and Moss. she isn't very attractive compared to most of the female cast, iMO.

MadLyb said...

@MacAttack - that's what I came in here to say!

StewMcG said...

For some reason, I read this as Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy (with the recent project being "Identity Thief") but I really hope not, as I LOVE him and don't want to think he's a cheater.

Cathy said...

I like the Charlie/Selma guess, but isn't he an A+++ list tv actor?

According to Lainey, Hamm slept with Kristen Wiig last year. I would believe that he'd cheat with others too, but I just picture him being much more discrete about it. I could be wrong though.

Angela said...

Jon Hamm isn't A list. He's the star of a critically praised show but he hasn't proved himself a leading man outside of Mad Men. He doesn't even really try, mostly happy to have a cameo in indie comedies. And Jon Hamm definitely has sex with co-star Jennifer Westfeldt (Kissing Jessica Stein, Friends with Kids).

Charlie Sheen had sex with dozens of porn stars. If Lindsay Lohan had the best fellatio technique he ever experienced and had done the extra mile for a drug addict pyscho, her oral gifts might be a little more famous than her "firecrotch". If she were that experimented, I guess that Sheen would have kept her a little longer and put her among his "goddesses". And don't forget that both only had a cameo in Scary Movie V, which implies a couple of days on set. They weren't "co-stars".

The BI is actually extremely vague. It could be any actor that doesn't get much attention for dating. Anyway, it looks like the guy is single (no mention of an affair or any significant other), it's just that it must be a good-looking guy who simply doesn't shit where he eats.

nudibelle said...

im on the hambone and moss train

Cindy said...

Patrick Dempsey came to my mind.

Nellie said...

What??

MadLyb said...

I beg to differ. Jon Hamm is definitely A List! At least as far as TV goes. He's definitely a "big" star, heehee.

Halfmad said...

Seriously, Jon Hamm? COMPLETELY A-list! The man is everywhere.

Jeebus, RamblinRose, violence is not the answer1

Erin B said...

@MadLyb - Yes, big....star. ;)

Taracu said...

Walden Schmidt and Berta the housekeeper!
Berta, you go girl!

prolixe said...

WTH, I'm thinking David the D Boreanaz again, but his co-star is very attractive.

Hamm & Moss are interesting guesses. There's a scene in a Mad Men episode where Sally walks in on Megan's mom giving Roger Sterling a blowjob in another room - a one-time thing, Roger blows her off the next time they meet, IIRC.

PuggleWug said...

ABlake, anna posts about it, because many of us want to know if she is out of her abusive relationship. If her updates bug you, ignore them, and scroll the fuck down.

All about Eve said...

I like the John Hamm and Elizabeth Moss guess, and yes her character on the show looks like she wants a piece of the Don lol

Silly Girl said...

I'm riding the Hammbone train. I WISH!

Ruby Soho said...

Exactly.. .!!!!

Ruby Soho said...

Rude!

Ruby Soho said...

Exactly.. .!!!!

Angela said...

Sure, Jon Hamm is famous but, outside of The Town, he's never been a co-star in a major motion picture. Supporting character, yes. Cameo, yes yes yes. But Don Draper is still his defining part and I don't picture him chasing a big career after the show is over. He just doesn't seem interested in that.

Besides, given the supposed size of Lil' Hamm, it would require an actress with a VERY large mouth not to shock to death on it.

And my main reason for the actor not being Hamm still stands. The BI never states that the actor is in a relationship, while Enty always mentions that a guy cheats on his wife/girlfriend/significant other, as it's usually one of the juiciest part of any blind. It's very hypocritical of him, but it gives him one more reason to denounce the culprit. Here, it seems that the guy is a bachelor without many serious commitments, that the co-star was also single, and that his very forgivable crime was to give some details about their encounter.

YoMismo said...

Hannigan said in an interview for Playboy (dirty dozen, if you want to google it) that she loved giving head. Maybe this is her for she has a lot of practice and doesn't seem too slutty, but I think she is on a relationship and I don't see her as a cheater.

YoMismo said...

Yes, she is on a relation and she has just obtained a temporary restraining order against a man who has allegedly physically threatened her and her family. She is a family gal.
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/02/14/actress-files-restraining-order-after-alleged-facebook-threats/#.UR0_8SsrXzA.twitter

auntliddy said...

Wouldnt all of us benefit from that? Lol

Green Wave Gal said...

Patrick Dempsey and Sandra Oh?

prolixe said...

@Yo - thanks for the tip on the article, that was hilarious! I love Alyson on HIMYM, kindergarten teacher with a nympho heart.

kristin said...

all of them

ecua said...

Ashton and Judy Greer? (I hope not-I like her!!)

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Charlie and Shawnee Smith(on Anger Management together) I hope not because I like her. Maybe he called her ugly because she is not looking like a porn hookah?

Or David Duchovny and Judy Greer? Were/are on Californication together.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

For the Jon Hamm guess; even I would hit that and go down on that, because he shows his peen of all the time and it looks nice.

Yes, I sound like a complete whore now. Happy my bf doesn't read gossip haahhhahaaha

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@Green Wave Gal: I hope not Sandra :(

She is so awesome as Christina on Grey (and the only reason I still watch). I know she is not her character, but because Christina is so awesome(ly portrayed) Sandra gets extra kudo's, just because of that char!

Green Wave Gal said...

I like her too. I thought of her b/c some people make fun of the way she looks. :(

dragon said...

Team Betty White. I knew she wa freak in the sheets.

MrWolf said...

Patrick Wilson was just in an episode of Girls with Lena Dunham, a very masturbatory episode which featured lots of Lena Dunham pawing at the dude.

Cee Kay said...

I have no guess. I just wanted to weigh in that if this is Charlie Sheen, that blows my mind. The man has been with MULTIPLE professionals so "best ever" has got to be epic!

grammyCC said...

Like the Patrick Dempsey guess...he seems to keep it locked up.

AC said...

Matt LeBlanc and the silver haired lady on Episodes?

Mango said...

I like the Hamm and Moss guess.

@ABlake - You might be more comfortable if you take that stick out of your ass - just a suggestion.

Count Jerkula said...

John Krasinski and the woman that plays Phyllis.

Jon said...

John Stamos and Ellen Barkin.

Hegg said...

'Remarkably enough' indicates that it is someone who is known to skank things up. Which means it could be anyone! lol. Id say David Duchoveney is a great guess, but he is B-, not A.

Gabby said...

Lmao @ Count Jerkula