Sunday, February 03, 2013

Blind Item #3

This C list celebrity lasted two dates with this A list television and movie actress who has spent most of the last decade in television on some very popular shows. They had sex after the second date and the actress told the celebrity what the names of her breasts were and that he should refer to them by their individual names. She also spent 20 minutes asking him which one he liked better. She got genuinely upset when he could not remember the name of one of them. He said he was so distracted by her talking about them and other topics that it was the strangest sex he has ever had and not something he ever wanted to repeat.

67 comments:

ethorne said...

Oh J. Love, no need to pick favorites. They're both very special boobies.

Basil said...

Odd behaviour. I hope it isn't Glenn Close.

Bella Inamorata said...

awwww, please don't be jennifer! she seems soooooo nice, i'd hate for her to be this crazy

Clubber Wang said...

My guess is the Zoeey. It was already revealed she sings during sex, why not name the boobs

O'Really said...

That's why you should give your boobs easy to remember names, like I did. Princess Lefty and Princess Why Can't You Be More Like Your Sister.

prolixe said...

C'mon, Enty, really? I insist every guy who looks at my girls greet them by name. If you're hoping for a chance to hang out with them, at least know their names first. Just common courtesy!

Unknown said...

greeting but no handshake....ts ts ts

Elia Gonzalez said...

J Love is A-list??? In what country or decade??? I think it has to be someone else ..

Mikey said...

Enty said once before that JLH was A list TV, but definitely not A list movie.

PuggleWug said...

J Love isn't A list.

ethorne said...

Are you all trying to tell me The Client List wasn't an A+ movie!?!

smash said...

Courtney Cocks. :)

FSP said...

Yay for boobies!

raven said...

I picture someone like Teri Hatcher. She was movies, and on a popular TV show in the past decade.

Kassandra said...

This is the first BI that screams fake to me. Also, women don't tend to do this type of thing.

Rain said...

I so wish this page were more like Facebook and I could "like" some of these comments.

msgirl said...

I may name peens but never boobs...

ethorne said...

Lol titties like their anonymity

Ms Cool said...

WTF

Rolf said...

something he ever wanted to repeat ever or never? silly typo!

Unknown said...

NOT something he ever wanted to repeat

ethorne said...

"NOT something he EVER wanted to repeat"

Amy said...

Agree this isn't something women do.

mr. ray said...

I like boobies!
Sorry...I HAD to regress.

Felicia said...

Heidi Klum very famously talks about how her fake breasts are named Hanz and Franz. Does she make her men talk to them in bed? Who knows. But just sayin', naming does happen.

B. Profane said...

I just think it's funny that all woman (at least all the one's I've dated) refers to their breasts as "the girls".

kj said...

i guess if you pay really good money for them you might as well name them.

B626 said...

Courtney Cox and some poor schlub.
Her face scares me.

warmislandsun said...

Courtney Cox scares me, too. Why, why, why did you have to do that to yourself, Courtney? You were likeable before Cougar Town and all the surgery, fillers, and who knows what that you have injected into yourself. Now you are just a scary joke.

Crystal Liechty said...

Haha!! Favorite comment of the day

Sarah said...

I'd like this guess if it fit the timeline, it says she's been on TV hits for a decade

TalksTooMuch said...

@O'Really, you made me actually LOL

Sarah said...

They're real, and they're fabulous!

ishkabibble said...

I don't refer to my breasts as "the girls". They're guys. . .Because they get, um, erect when they're excited.

Sarah said...

Tits McGee

Sarah said...

She is this crazy. You know she bedazzles her vagina, right? This really isn't that far down the crazy bin from hot gluing sparkles on your lady bits.

lazyday603 said...

Teri Hatcher is the last actress who should have been given the line "They're real and they're fabulous". She and gravity do not get along at all. With support they can give the illusion of fabulous but Heavens Prisoners says not so fab.

But as Ed Grimley said of Jackie O's eyes being too far apart: "Not her fault".

LP1812 said...

Lea Michele

MadLyb said...

Well, at least she didn't have a closet shelf full of stuffed animals who "like to watch".

camembert said...

I'm going to guess Lena Dunham because this is the dumbest thing I've seen since seeing the coke episode of Girls.

O'Really said...

Thanks guys:)

Unknown said...

someone needs to keep abreast of this.

AuntJess said...

Glenn just married her longtime partner a few years ago. Don't think it her. But I like how you think lol!

ehrich weiss said...

Tits McGee and Tits McGoo

ehrich weiss said...

Tits McGee and Tits McGoo

Shakira Eakins said...

That was the funniest thing I've come across all weekend!

Shakira Eakins said...

The Ladies. Gotta keep it classy.

Cecilia00 said...

JLH has talked about naming her breasts "Thelma & Louise" before (Google it) and this seems like her

White lilly said...

Hahahahahhaha
Thelma and Louise???? Come onnnnn!!!!

PuggleWug said...

@O'Really, That made me laugh out loud! Too true!

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Def JLH. They need names and their own zip code!

PuggleWug said...

I don't think anything is real and fabulous on Teri Hatcher these days.

annabella said...

the coke episode of girls was genius.

the best episode yet. too bad her gay roommate is gone, he was much more interesting than brian williams daughter who isn't pretty enough or talented enough to be famous w/o her famous daddy's help.

PugsterMom said...

Hysterical!!!!

PugsterMom said...

"They're real and they're SPECTACULAR! "

JSierra said...

I named my boobs Mary-Kate and Ashley. Obviously Mary-Kate is the smaller one. I never require that anyone actually refers to them as such, for the same reason I would feel weird referring to my guys dick by it's chosen name.

With that, I leave you with JLH.

Annabella I read online that episode four is phenomenal and the rest of the season follows suit. Thank goodness because while I liked the cocaine, I wasn't too impressed with episode one.

Andy said...

I personally would love to learn those names... and I would memorize them immediately.

Jenn said...

I refer to mine simply as, the back breakers. Who'd name them, really. I'd have laughed my way out of that house.

PotPourri said...

Why not Hoss and Little Joe?

Poop Taster said...

chloe moretz. boom, done.

Sean said...

definitely Courtney Cox

The BLS said...

Could this be Jennifer Love Hewitt? Would the C-List celebrity be Bachelor Ben? I think I read that they went out. Twice.

Jeri said...

JLH has been on TV most of the last decade, most of the others listed have not.

BrainyAngel said...

I was actually thinking Vanessa Williams, but JLH fits. If I were a lady w/ boobs I would name them Shields & Yarnell...or Laverne & Shirley (dating myself). Or if I was in a lesbian relationship, Tegan & Sarah.

Nyonya said...

MILA KUNIS, FTW! "Very popular TV shows" = That 70's Show + Family Guy

Nyonya said...

MILA KUNIS, FTW! "Very popular TV shows" = That 70's Show + Family Guy

Miss Nomer said...

Oh man. Had the same thought. T hen immediately thought to like your comment Rain