CBS Gets Puritanical About Grammy Awards

CBS has not come right out and said they will send you home or kick you out of the Grammy Awards if you show up looking like Lady GaGa does everytime she performs, but they have sent out letters to all the publicists and managers of all the artists that have been invited to the show and who are going to perform and basically they should plan on pretending it is an episode of Sister Wives. No exposed buttocks, genitals, side breast, nipples, see thru tops, and thongs. Oh, and the nipple restriction is only for the women. Feel free if you are man to come in no shirt and a pair of shorts. CBS loves that. Yes, the same network that religiously brings you 500 promotional commercials for months and airs the Victoria's Secret fashion show wants to make sure they have no reason to get any more nasty letters from media watchdog groups. Apparently Joe Flacco dropping an f bomb after the Super Bowl put them on edge. Apparently things are so bad that CBS wants to move CSI-Miami to Alaska so everyone can wear parkas the whole time.