Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Brandi Glanville On Howard Stern **NSFW**

Yesterday morning, Brandi Glanville was on Howard Stern. You really need to send the kids outside the room for this one. She calls the other Housewives c**ts. Oh, and she made $18K for her first season on the show but makes way more now.

78 comments:

FB said...

The whole thing is so juicy. She doesn't name names but does say she's been with an A-list actress.

VIPblonde said...

Thank God for women without filters. They make the reality TV world go 'round!

Primadiva said...

wasn't it someone in the comments on here who claimed the alist actress was Demi? since brandi's friend is Bruce Willis's new wife?

Primadiva said...

@VIPblonde, agreed! I finished her book in under 4 hours too, COULD NOT put it down. I also was sipping on cocktails, just like I imagined she would want me to.

prolixe said...

Her face, that dress, her voice... I didn't know she was that annoying. She always looked pretty in the pictures, but she's coming across as a real klassy lady.

greenmountaingal said...

I love Brandi.

Christopher Cruz said...

I like her. The fact that I HATE Moosh Face has nothing to do with it.

maggs said...

I just bought her book Drinking & Tweeting about 10 minutes ago. Plan to start reading it tonite with a big glass of wine :)

CamColty said...

I love her too. It's nice to hear her being honest about the reason she's famous and that she's using her platform to make money.

maggs said...

also, I didn't like Brandi at all the first few seasons but she has since grown on me. Still can't stand Kyle/Kim or Taylor

Lauren said...

Does anyone have a link to the full interview?

Stacey Charter said...

Love me some Brandi. I bought her book the day it was released and finished it by the next day. And I was working LOL

sifichick said...

I've liked Brandi since she first started. Then again I like people who's mouth filters have gone bye bye. Especially on TV. Yes she talks crap about other people but she also talks just as much crap about herself.

@maggs Why can't they get rid of Taylor already? That woman is as fake as they come. I can't believe she didn't know Kennedy was with Kyle. If I had a child I'd know where they were 24/7. Especially considering Kennedy is so young. She and Adrian are my least favorite housewives.

JoElla said...

@Lauren, it should be up on Howard's site later today.

I dunno gang, I just can't jump on the Brandi love train. Of course I don't watch any of the Real housewives of wherever.. Could that be the reason why I don't get it?

VIPblonde said...

@Primadiva! Nice! I think you made the right call with the cocktail :)

Merlin D. Bear said...

Of all the Housewives, the two I'd most like to share a bottle with are Lisa and Brandi.
But only after setting up the tape recorder.

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EmEyeKay said...

I started watching because Enty talked about these women so much. Now I'm hooked. I love Brandi, guttermouth and all. And Lisa. I want Lisa to be my mother.

Merlin D. Bear said...

As an addendum,running a close 3rd would definitely be Yolanda.
She'd be fun over coffee.
Wouldn't need the alcohol to get her going.

VIPblonde said...

My take on the 'wives, for @JoElla's benefit (and feel free to weigh in):

You can definitely "fake it" on reality TV, but only for so long (see Camille Grammar). If you're on for more than one season, the cracks start to show in your facade, and he viewers can see that you're a fake/ not authentic. I always like the housewives that are "authentic." I may not always agree with them, or even like their personalities, but I appreciate their authenticity, so I grow to like them. On BH, the two most "authentic" are Lisa and Brandi. I would give a rundown on every city, but this post would get very long!!!

Primadiva said...

Dream RHOBH weekend

Vegas with Brandi.
Rose and diamond shopping with Lisa.
Ending with a lemon cleanse, courtesy of Yolanda.

I'd consider calling Kim, but she'd probably cancel last minute...

sifichick said...

@JoElla Brandi is a real straight shooter & she doesn't have a filter on her mouth at all. Which tends to get her in trouble. I'm the kind of person who likes straight shooters & people who have no mouth filters. Even their mouth can make a sailor pass out from shock. So I do like Brandi. Since she came on the show got a lot more interesting.

Hollyweird said...

Love her and her book was a juicy fun read! My only complaint is the annoying overuse of hashtags throughout it. Hashtags outside twitter #bugtheshitoutofme.

Hollyweird said...

@primadiva lol! Id like to join that party.

Primadiva said...

cosign with VIPblonde & sifichick's analysis, @Hollyweird, the more the merrier!

maggs said...

@sifichick I agree, I also think Kyle let her get thrown under the bus, what a friend. Taylor's blog said the nanny had Kennedy & was only stopping by Kyle's to pick up Kennedy's ipad & then Kyle asked to keep her. The nanny never told Taylor which is why she was surprised Kyle had Kennedy. I dislike Kyle more than any other housewife in the whole HW franchise.

VIPblonde said...

Also, I heart Yolanda. Only reason I didn't include her is because this is her first season. Hopefully this is the real her! I guess we'll see next season...

Sherry said...

Can't see the video here...sigh.

sifichick said...

@Primadiva Thanks :)

@maggs I'm not a huge fan of Kyle or Kim either. I laughed so hard when Brandi called Kim out for doing "stuff" in the bathroom. What they did to her at that party was horrible. The 2 of them started things with Brandi & then played the victims. That crap really makes me dislike people. If you're going to be bitching about people then own upto it. Don't talk behind someone's back & when you're called out play the victim & do stupid things like hide crutches. So stinking childish.

greenmountaingal said...

ITA Kyle & Kim are witches, and they were horrible to Brandi. Kyle is obviously jealous of Brandi and Kim is too busy doing meth in the bathroom lol

sifichick said...

@greenmountaingal I have a feeling that Kyle thinks her precious Moritsio (sp?) wants to bang Brandi. So she immediately decided to not like her. It's such petty B.S.

I think part of the corncob up Paul's ass is that Brandi wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole. You could see the jealousy he felt towards Lisa's husband because Brandi flirts with him & not Paul.

Laura said...

Yep, I too can't stand Kyle! I totally ignore Kim, so she is invisable to me. Interesting tidbit about the Nanny, I hope it's true!

Susan said...

Hollyweird - I fucking hate hashtags, too.

I don't have undying celebrity love for any housewife because at the end of the day they're all just a famewhore out looking for more fame. So really, what's to admire?

I do get a kick out of Lisa and Brandi and Yolanda, while all the others irk me. To me, these women are just characters on a TV show. I feel nothing toward them. They just entertain me, while I drink.

I would love to romp around Lisa's closet and try on all of her shoes and jewels, dahling. And I would LOVE to stare at Yolanda's glass refrigerator while strolling through her lemon gardens. But I would tell her to take her high-falutin lemon cleanse and shove it up her tight ass.

KendraWM said...

I love her book, it is a fast read, of course it is also 150 pages.

Page 25 had me dying when she told the hypothetical story of how to get revenge on the mistress. I truly think that is when Leann went full on Brandi stalker mode.

It is also clear that Eddie is very good as gaslighting people.

I love Brandi, if you are going to say it own. And she does.

Kyle is just horrid. And stop trying to push Faye Ressnick down our throats. Ick.

Sugar said...

I like Brandi but she never seems to learn her lesson to think before she speaks. Works for me though! Good TV!
I also like Kyle, too bad everyone else hates her! I think she's rather funny.
And what I don't understand is how Yolanda doesn't have enough money to let her child horseback ride more often. Did you see that one where she was talking with Brandi at the horse ranch and she was lamenting the fact that she can't afford more horses or something? How on earth can she NOT afford more horses? She's married to a multi-billionaire, right?

Laura said...

Omg Susan, I could spend hours in Lisa's closet!!

greenmountaingal said...

Oh definitely! It's obvious that Kyle is very watchful of her husband. Sounds like a really stable marriage! I personally don't find Mauricio attractive, but Kyle is definitely the jealous wife type.

Paul totally wants to bang Brandi. I remember when she first appeared on the show, he kept saying how young and hot she is.

Laura said...

Oh and how cute was Ken sticking up for Brandi?!

katie said...

Totally agree with you. The highlight of this week's episode was Brandi pulling the evidence out of her purse and the "oh shit, busted" look on Adrienne's face. (Think it was, but the face doesn't really move)

PuggleWug said...

I find Brandi extremely trashy. She's entertaining, but trashy. She does not know when to shut up. When you go on and on about the personal business, meant to be kept private, of your mega rich "friends", you should be prepared to get sued. If she doesn't want to spend tons of money on lawyers, she needs to shut up. She appears to be a woman.who feels like the world owes her for some reason.

I also think Lisa will drop her ass as soon as she becomes bored with her. Lisa seems to collect "pets", younger "friends" who amuse her by what they say/do (like Cedric!). She needs to watch what she says to Brandi, because as soon as she drops her, we will all know her personal business. New plotline for next season!

katydid said...

Love all the HW comments. Agree that you start seeing their true personalities come out the longer they are on but must say sometimes it goes too far. My two best examples of this are Teresa from NJ and Nene Leeks. Teresa on the last reunion was soooo affected by the tabloids and her "fans" she is no longer a real person in my opinion. Nene is a character too although I do find her "character" more entertaining than the full on insane rollercoaster that is Teresa. Love Lisa and Brandi. Hate Faye and Adrienne. Kyle, Kim and Taylor bug me. Yolanda I'm reserving judgement on just yet.
God I love the HW! Its the only trashy TV I watch, I promise!

Primadiva said...

Brandi admits she grew up in the ghetto, she got lucky being spotted and signed as a model. She met Eddie when she was 23 and gave up her career to marry and be a stay at home mom. Everything was in his name, he cheated on her and she kicked him out, he then sold their house without worrying about what would happen to her since he moved onto sugamama falcor. She had no training, no carrer, no skills, and was too old at that point to get back into modeling...If you watched the vid on the link, Brandi admits she has to use this platform as a way to make money and take care of her kids. Also, Adrienne coined the term, "friends don't sue friends." except when it involves her.

NapAssasin said...

@susan, yes, to everything.
I don't for one second think these woman will change the world, but they occupy the majority of my DVR and have certainly make themselves into a part of pop culture. It's entertaining and like watching high school with money.

sifichick said...

@Susan I would love to go play in Lisa's closet too. Although I don't think I'd fit into anything but the jewels. Somehow I'm ok with that. ;)

@greenmountaingal I find him absolutely skeezy & vile. Mauricio totally hits me as the kind of guy who would cheat in a heartbeat if he could get away with it.

@Laura I was all awwwwwwwwww when Ken did that. It's also not the only time he's stuck up for her. I love that he & Lisa really look out for Brandi. I think it's really sweet.

@katie I think her eyes bugged out. They can't botox those can they? I loved when Lisa called Adrienne out for staining her chairs. I laughed pretty hard at that one.

Adrienne & Paul have LiLoitis. It seems nothing is their fault. From staining Lisa's chairs, to selling stories, even their divorce. Just gotta love that they're blaming Brandi for that one. Those 2 have been bickering since season 1. Their problems started long before Brandi came into the picture. Paul not leaving with the family during the fire was very telling.

Primadiva said...

@sifichick lol Liloitis!

Alma said...

I love brandi but can't bring myself to watch a real.housewives show. Scared I will get hooked on all the real housewuves shows. Look forward to reading her boom. ;)

Barton Fink said...

The more I see this trick, the more sympathy I have for Eddie and the more I understand that he made the right choice in stepping out on her. She's so defective in her personality that I wonder who did it to her as a child, how cruelly, how brutally, and I doubt she'll ever achieve balance. Sign me, Tired of Ms Vodka Glansniffer.

Barton Fink said...

Much dislike for Yolanda. Among other things, she believes that a spoon of lemon juice in water will "cleanse" the human body, which makes her an idiot. A subservient, boot-licking idiot, though.

Alma said...

Nervous wreck today. Please excuse the idiotic way I post today guys!

VIPblonde said...

@katy ITA about Teresa! That's why I never believe anything bad about Melissa Gorga. Not saying that Melissa's perfect, but I know that the source of the negativity is most likey Teresa, and I don't believe anything that comes out of her mouth at this point! Remember when they were on vacay and she was screaming at Caroline that she doesn't get paid for selling stories, at the same time Joe was telling all the men at the other table how much they make for each story?! Ugh

Primadiva said...

@Katy & VIPBlonde, I think T went crazy when her family joined the show behind her back, but you're right, she's not the same persona s 1st season. I think her and Mel both have some serious issues with each other. It's a shame the families are being destroyed on national television just so they can have paychecks/fame. They need to shake that cast up, it's getting painful to watch.

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Lol I bought Brandi's book too, which Im kinda embarassed to admit but I figured she'd at least be honest and funny and she was. Plus the whole d-list drama between her and leann and leann driving herself crazy has been way too entertaining for me lately. I like her. She's by far my fav on rhobh, I love Lisa too but her Sur show is dragging her down. I'm kinda surprised everyone like Yolanda because she bores me and her husband seems like a prick.

I hope they totally recast New Jersey it's painful to watch these days. I don't like either Melissa or Teresa but I think Teresa is a lot less book smart and doesn't know how to hide her bad side as well as Melissa does. If they don't recast I'm hoping at least crazy ass Danielle comes back.

Alma said...

I think pop on the pop has it.

nunaurbiz said...

And ... coming up next week on Pot Calling the Kettle Black ....

Susan said...

OMG. Hold up. Can we talk about Adrienne getting her skankadelic spray tan all over Lisa's white chairs? That shit had me DOUBLED OVER in laughter. I mean, really. How trashy can you fucking be? I don't even think Snooki gets her spray tan on chairs. Yes, they're probably covered with plastic. But still.

Between that and the shenanigans with Taylor's top-notch parenting, this past week's epi was FASCINATING. I actually chose to watch this over Downton Abbey the other night. Shameful, yet entertaining.

My favorite person on this mess is Ken. Honestly. He's a dream.

Are Lisa's restaurants any good? Any LA locals out there? I can't get into Vanderpump Rules.

I hope my library gets the Brandi book. They had that trash written by Paris Hilton, so anything is possible....

sifichick said...

@susan I love how she told Lisa to just wipe it down with baby wipes. LMAO! Why does she even need a fake tan. Isn't she Arabic? Wouldn't she just tan naturally. I'm Spanish & the little time I spend in the sun during the summer gives me a nice tan.

I think Lisa was expecting either an apology or for Adrienne to cough up for the chairs to get reupholstered. Neither of which was going to happen. Adrienne is never at fault for anything. It's not Adrienne's fault that Lisa chose to do white chairs. It's not Adrienne's fault that she gets the cheap fake & bake that rubs off.

I am SO happy that Taylor has a nanny. Thank the universe that someone is watching over that child. In this case Kennedy is probably better off with the nanny or Kyle than her mother. Which is really sad to say.

Although if she's so stinking broke how the heck does she afford it? I'd also like to know how she can afford that house she's living in. I'm real person broke. I don't live in a mini mansion. I wonder if that date she went on was a LiLo type date. IE: I'll have sex with you but you gotta pay my bills & buy me shiny things.

The fact that Lisa's restaurants are making money in LA is probably a good sign that they might be good.

Mango said...

I call BULLSHIT on the Kennedy/nanny story that Taylor is trying to spin. Kyle would have said something like, "Yeah, the nanny dropped her off," or something like that. Kyle seemed puzzled that Taylor didn't know. Taylor was too drunk to know/care where the fuck her 6 year old kid was, and was intent on hooking up with some guy with a private plane.

Can we talk about Adrienne getting her skankadelic spray tan all over Lisa's white chairs?

That shit blew me away, too. And klassy Adrienne poo pooed ruining people's furniture like it was no big thang.

I noticed they showed the morally corrupt Faye Resnick getting ready for The White Party (which they act as if is THEE social event of the friggin' year) with Kyle, and I think Faye is strong arming Kyle to get her on the show but I think Bravo is resisting *finger crossed*.



sifichick said...

I don't care how much I like Lisa & Brandi. If Faye joins I'll never watch again. That woman is a cancer.

NapAssasin said...

And Adrienne's comment that SHE and the KIDS were safe from the fire, not Paul. He wasn't mentioned any time the fire was brought up. Ugh I hate what a liar she is.

VIPblonde said...

@Mango Kyle is trying to make Faye Resnick happen just like Gretchen Wieners tried to make fetch happen, and to quote Regina George, "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!"

katie said...

I've sent that very message to Bravo. I think they know, they had to take her blog down after Kyle's "see my dining room" party. Everybody attacked her for going after Brandi.

Susan said...

Re: The White Party. Doesn't it seem less and less fabulous each year? This year it just seemed like a house party by a pool with a lot of white knick-knacks.

Yeah. I'm sure Bravo editors fabricated a lot of that stuff with Kennedy/Taylor. Taylor is a nut job. I always feel so bad for her little girl.

Is it just me or does the upcoming epi in Paris look tres boring?

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Umm also just have to add how much I loveeee when commenters/bloggers have the dedication to only refer to Faye as the Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick, seriously makes me lol every time.

The Taylor nanny story is bullshit considering in the same blog she admits later to having to make a spur decision and the only thing keeping her in town was the nose party. That would be the point you would call your mom and ask if its okay to watch the kiddo for the wknd/the point you realized your kid wasn't there.

auntliddy said...

I know many if you like brandi and think shes all" keeping it real", but she's really low class trash. Just keep your large trashy mouth closed.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Howard Stern watches the Real Housewives?

I think it's interesting how they aren't supposed to reveal how much they make but it always comes out. Brandi is the only reason this season had any drama so I hope they give her a pay raise. I was wondering if they were auditioning both Faye (who to me looks like a Muppet much like Donatella) and Monica.

I couldn't believe they revealed Adrienne's tanning accident. I would not want to be on the bad side of Vanderpump.

PuggleWug said...

Thank you Batting and auntliddy! You can "keep it real" without being rude and trashy. It's great when one speaks their mind, but doing it nonstop to be hurtful, and revealing personal info on people is too much. She claims to be a "truth cannon", but is at a loss for words for when it bites her in the ass. She is all bark and no bite. I am by no means "team Adrienne", I find her insufferable, but Brandi did go too far.

Also, major word on Yolanda, Barton. Girlfriend is a stealth bitch. The way she is a yes woman to her asshole husband is disgusting. Other than house porn, she offers up nothing of interest. She also needs some blush or lipgloss. When I see her, all I see beige. I honestly couldn't tell you her eyecolor, the beige is just too overpowering.

PuggleWug said...

Battling=Barton. Damn you, autocorrect!

Primadiva said...

If fake resnick gets on this show, I will stop watching immediately. Camille did give us that great one liner, "morally corrupt faye resnick"

Yolanda does need a better makeup person, but I liked when she called out Kyle in Vegas and shushed Camille.

JSierra said...

VIP it's the Season 3 curse. In every city, always during the 3rd season, one of the favorites cracks and shows her true colors. Teresa, Jill Zarin, NeNe (remember her trying to choke Kim? WTF), Adrienne, Kyle (her neutral facade is slipping and becoming obvious that she sides with the $$), Gretchen actually became really likable in her 3rd season while Tamara became a complete nut.

E Gee Be said...

I love that I can discuss my secret shame, trashy tv, here with all of you! You guys covered just about everything (I swear I should change my name to "late to the party"), but I have to add...
The tan of Turin left on Lisa's chairs will be studied one day to learn about its tinsel haired, "not nice", frozen faced beginnings. How dare Adrienne sully something in Lisa's perfect house! Just for that, no rides on the flower swing for her. I promise to harass the crap out of Miss Andy on twitter if the Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick joins as a cast member. My tweets will be so plentiful! And so annoying!
Kyle is such a desperate, jealous washed up child star. Does anyone else remember that back in the early days of Paris's "fame" she was ALWAYS giving interviews as "Paris's aunt"? Yes, that is the useless info I store in my brain...
And like my boy Howard (he LOVES all the housewives), I like Brandi's personality, she makes great television.

Sis said...

I also love the Housewife shows! I think Brandi, Lisa, and Yolanda are very entertaining! I wish Kyle, Kim, and Taylor would go bye bye. I don't think Kyle trusts Maurico at all. Ken is a doll for sticking up for Brandi. I am liking Marissa though. Why oh why is Faye on now almost every single episode??? As for the Kennedy situation, she was with the nanny and Kyle took her to her house without Taylor's permission (but probably would have had it anyways), way to go Kyle to make the viewers believe that Taylor didn't know where her kids was. But, then again it's Kyle and that's what she does. I love reading the comments on BravoTv, I love how most viewers can see through the bs.

katydid said...

Mango I was just telling my husband about the fake tanner, he said did it look like she just shat her pants in the chair? God damn that shot was FUNNY!!!, I love Lisa

E Gee Be said...

Yolanda stole my heart with that perfect low pony and her shush-ing the gals in Vegas...passive aggressive shush-ing is one of my fave bitch moves. And Marissa? Talking about how much you are not attracted to your husband and want to sleep with someone else? Not cute.

JSierra said...

EGB I love how Lisa called her out on it too, it's like when someone you hate clogs the toilet at your party and they get recognized for their deed. Busted!

E Gee Be said...

Omg, J! That is the funniest thing I read all day!

Jodell24 said...

Yes!

Jodell24 said...

If you google Brandi/Demi it will come up. About a year ago it was in star magazine or something. They hooked up at Bruce Willis wedding....but Brandi issued a denial. But I think that was a PR thing and it wouldn't surprise me if eddie or Leann leaked that one to the press.

Jodell24 said...

When I say PR thing I mean she had to deny it because she is bf with Bruce Willis wife so she probably didn't want a weird situation.