Saturday, February 16, 2013

Lindsay Lohan "Borrows" Money From Ashton Kutcher

If Lindsay Lohan can't find a date for the night and Charlie Sheen is not answering his phone, apparently Lindsay Lohan can always count on her ex Ashton Kutcher. Oh yeah, you forgot they had sex a few times. You know, Wilmer Valderrama was first and Ashton came along later. Anyway, according to The Enquirer, Ashton is a walking ATM for Lindsay. She is always asking him for money and he is always giving it to her. Nothing extreme. $1000 here and $1000 there and Ashton knows that despite Lindsay telling him she will pay him back that he knows he is never going to see it again. Hey, at least Ashton knows if he invites Lindsay over she probably won't steal from him. Probably. Now that Lindsay has three guys on rotation though, I think she is doing better financially. At some point though she is going to have to figure out what to do to improve her financial situation permanently.

41 comments:

Renoblondee said...

Blerg.

PuggleWug said...

Run Mila!

ethorne said...

This skank ho must have some serious suction powers.

Me said...

i don't remember this! do the rest of you??

timebob said...

at 26 going on 27 she is almost burned all her bridges in Hollywood. Imagine when she is 35 and looks a haggard 60. Assuming she will be alive.

I wish the probation Judge does to her what the Judge did to the Terminator guy, throw the book at him for not taking his situation seriously.

She needs jail time serious jail time so scare her straight and a year in a locked up rehab that wont allow her star fuckery to wiggle her way out of doing the work.

Then MAYBE she might come out on the other side an actual person with a soul and purpose other than fucking and shopping and stealing.

The last good thing Shawn was trying to do is get her to an in patient rehab for six months. Imagine if Lindsay's addiction hadn't fired her.

But none of that will happen and she will keep on conning and husteling.

Susan said...

How did I not know this?!?

Meanie Reese said...

I guess we've all forgotten she used to be pretty damn attractive! USED TO BE are the key words there.

LOLOL @ethorne!

MISCH said...

She doesn't understand it's PITY.....

VIPblonde said...

No wonder Mila has been spending less time with him lately! She must not be a fan of ass to ass

Meanie Reese said...

@Timebob: I seriously object to that!! I'll be 60 in 10 years and I'm damn sure I'll still look better than she will. Unless she seriously cleans up. Unless...

ethorne said...

@Meanie- Yes she used to look good. All the guys probably close their eyes & tell themselves to imagine 2003 Lilo.

g.strathmore said...

Soon we're going to be seeing pictures of her passed out in the park with Brigitte Nielsen and a bunch of empty Popov bottles.

timebob said...

@Meanie I didn't mean to insult anyone's age. I said 'haggard' there are a lot of hot 60 year olds in the world and there are a lot of people who look 30 years older than their age due to drugs and booze.

ecua said...

She is, and always has been, trashy looking.

curlyhairslacker said...

Nothing extreme $1,000 here and a $1,000 there.

Well damn, where was Ashton when I was in Target earlier looking at stuff for the house? I'm talking about a cool hundred.

Meanie Reese said...

@Timebob: I was joking...sorta. No offense! =)

I'm shocked at how bad she looks! I've known some druggies/drunks in my time and I've never seen this level of deterioration. I guess it's combined with the awful plastic surgery? I dunno.

Rickatoo said...

She's working thru the cast of Two 1/2 Men. Next Duckie then Angus.. RUN Angus, RUN!!!

SusanB said...

I find it hard to believe Wilmer was her first.

libby said...

What if the Cracken has something on Ashton he feels guilty about? Doesn't she seem the type to be blackmailing him with some fake miscarriage of his she made up years ago, or something?
Ashton may as well give Demi everything he has RIGHT NOW, if he's this easily guilted by a random trick he 'just' used to hook up with...
makes me think.

Look at me, stirring on-topic shit. Hi all!

Alma said...

How long can this go on? Eventually her johns will get tired of her. Then what? Find more? Uyuyuy! Mess.

timebob said...

@SusanB Wilmer said on Howard Stern that Lindsay was a virgin when they had sex. Classy guy that Wilmer.

g.strathmore said...

@ecua, I thought she was cute when she played a witch in that Disney movie. Of course, she was like 12 at the time.

Sherry said...

Count me as another who knew she and Ashton hooked up. At this point wouldn't it be easier to list who HASN'T done her? Wilmer must be so proud he got her before she got stretched out and infected.

audrey said...

I don't believe it. Ashton may not be the brightest bulb on the string, but I can't see him handing over money to a washed up druggie even if she did threaten blackmail. Besides...after the cheating while he was married to Demi scandal by the blonde bimbo--what could Lindsay possibly have on the guy that would make him want to hand over large sums of money? If it was that juicy she would have blabbed it long ago to one of the tabloids for drug money.

Mango said...

A thousand bucks or even a couple grand is nothing to Ashton.

We know he's an idiot but Ashton is a certified, clinical MORON if he still sleeps with Lindsay or even lets her blow him. She's STD's on wheels.

I hope Lindsay LIED and told Wilmer she was a virgin when she wasn't. She's got a track record for lying, we know this now, and Wilmer is such a skeeze and likes to think he's the first; maybe Lilo lied because she liked him and knew it was how he got his jollies.

Misch said...

She was in with Paris Hilton and the rest of the STD's circus..at that time they just went from one to the other passing the Herp and who knows what else between the group...and it was a big group..
Britney, Nicole, The Madden boys, Brandon what ever his last name is....just a big sick circle..

Tuxedo Cat said...

I wonder what goes in where to get the money to come out :0

SusanB said...

@timebob - thanks for the info - but I wouldn't put it past either of them to lie. They lie the way you and I breathe.

Steppy said...

Who cares? I lend money to people, knowing full well I will never get it back, and I'm okay with that. And I'm not a millionaire.

You vultures should back off. And if you people would not help an old friend, you should be ashamed.

DottieDot Burns said...

Her financial situation can improve immediately when she gets herself under control!

DottieDot Burns said...

I agree Steppy except that I won't give friends money who would be addicted to drugs or alcohol and not even cigarettes. I am going to enable anyone to kill themselves or use the cash illegally.

feraltart said...

Steppy, my dad & I loaned money to my brother for bills, only for him & his then fiancé to discuss buying a carton of beer for a party. After that we decided that we would pay bills for them, as in go with bill in hand & pay them, but not give them any money. We also knew we wouldn't get the money back.

Anna Nonymous said...

She could get pregnant a la Kim. Ashton likes his women drug addicted, emotionally dependent messes. Let's see how long Mila can hold up.

yawnathon said...

You are a really good person, Steppy, to go to gossip sites and stand up for the poor celebs who can't speak for themselves. You give them a sorely needed voice. Way to go! I am shamed.

I hope you are getting a kickback for all of this hard work you do!

__-__=__ said...

Thanks for the laugh VIP! I knew I could count on you!!

Tuxedo Cat said...

@Steppy

I've helped many friends, but I wouldn't throw $1000 in Lilo's direction. A food bank could do a hell of a lot with $1000. Giving money to Lindsay would be like flushing it down the toilet.

@feraltart

I think that is absolutely the best way to help friends and family who are addicted. It doesn't feed their habit, but still helps them.

ButterKwup said...

Steppy is just living by her motto: WWDMD

(What Would David Miscavige Do?)

And the answer is- throw money at a problem and hope it goes away.

caralw said...

1000 is like 2 bucks to Ashton. I hope he is as charitable to people who deserve it.

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Katie said...

Umm you always used to say that it was Ashton who was first.

Geebz said...

lol@yawnathon!