Monday, February 11, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Finds Time For Sex And Partying In Between Her "Dates"

Lindsay Lohan has three men right now who are keeping her schedule pretty busy with dates, but that is never going to stop Lindsay from finding time for partying and for causing a scene wherever she goes. Oh, and finding a random guy to hook up with and have sex all weekend. Lindsay hooked up with DJ Julian Cavin this past weekend. According to the NY Daily News, Lindsay also tried to have a female friend of Cavin's kicked out of the club in NYC when the friend commented that Lindsay and Julian made a cute couple. In Lindsay's world, the only good club is one where everyone gets down on their knees when she enters the club. It makes a change for her when she is with her three guys.

25 comments:

fancyscreenname said...

**crickets**

greenmountaingal said...

Again, why are people lining up to pay top dollar for this disease ridden skank? I don't care how easy she is - no BJ is worth the gift of herpes and God knows what else.

ethorne said...

^Ha, I'm just wondering why anyone would admit to this.

ethorne said...

And when did Jason from The Hills become a DJ?

Cathy said...

As a public service, can someone please create a website with the names and photos of everyone who has hooked up with Lindsay - that way, it's easier to keep track of who has a diseased dick to stay away from.

phoenix said...

I'm lost. Why would Lindsay want someone kicked out for commenting that she and the guy she wanted to hook up with made a cute couple? Makes no sense, but I realize it's Lindsay so it doesn't have to.

Amber said...

@Cathy - haha it could be like a Level 4 Sex Offenders data base. Level 4 being "BIOHAZARD: HAS HAD SEX WITH LINDSAY LOHAN".

hunter said...

exactly phoenix

LottaColada said...

@ethorne - that is totally J Wahl! It must be so freaky to have doppelgangers running around looking like you.

Meanie Reese said...

I'm thinking the gal probably had a smirk on her face when she snarked out: "Oh, you two make suuucchhhh a cute couple!"

I'm baffled that guys want to be with her: the whole world assumes now that she plays for pay. Gahd, I hope they're all using protection!

Anna Nonymous said...

I couldn't agree with you more Enty. What the hell was so bad about saying you guys look cute together? Even if it was snarky was it a bad thing to say? She's more like her Dad than she thinks. Wild, inappropriate, abusive, screaming, attacking, malicious, anger management problems, blaming,abusive, making a scene? She's a chip off the ol block. Now she just needs some of those hot mesh shirts. I'm waiting for her to get run over by a car or bus while she's yelling in the street at someone in a drunken rage. Or we could just throw an eight ball in the middle of a busy highway during rush hour traffic.....

sifichick said...

Lindsay the gift that just keep on giving. Well after you've left her fishing hole.

Seriously it's not just the guys she's slept with that you have to worry about. It's then the girls they slept with who in turn slept with other guys. Lindsay could be the patient zero for a world wide epidemic. It's a good thing nature made me so ugly that I don't get to have sex. I'd probably have Lindsay's "gift" by now too.

Christopher Cruz said...

I'll bet you they're not.

Renoblondee said...

Please. So many dudes don't care or think about that shit. They're just happy to be getting laid. They're DUDES.

Badguesser said...

Did anyone else notice that the story right underneath the LL NYT blip is about Blake Lively skipping all of Fashion Week?

Badguesser said...

Did anyone else notice that the story right underneath the LL NYT blip is about Blake Lively skipping all of Fashion Week?

T. E. Cuz said...

last sentence implies quite a bit. very personal.


@badguesser, blake is usually little miss fashion. i wonder why she skipped??

MISCH said...

Why anyone would date her let alone pay her her is beyond me.....I wouldn't want any man she's been with to touch me, gross.

Bella Inamorata said...

Hoes gotta eat too, Enty lol

Tuxedo Cat said...

@badguesser

Blake and Ryan are in Sudsbury (aka Sudbury, ON.). He's filming here.

Tuxedo Cat said...

@badguesser

It sounded as if I was hanging out with them or something lol. I just read it in a news item.

Mango said...

We need to start a spreadsheet on who Linds has slept with so we can trace the herp trail.

I think she she wanted the girl thrown out because she doesn't like other females, i.e. she doesn't seem to have female friends unless they are rich/famous. GaGa's okay because she can get Lilo into places, she's good for a photo op, she'll pick up the tab AND SHE HAS STUFF TO STEAL (remember the earrings?).

Your average, run of the mill girl? Ain't no body got time for that!

Char said...

How low does your self esteem have to be to sleep with Lindsay Lohan? Surely ANYONE could do better at this point?!

fancyscreenname said...

Wherever there is a wanton vagina, you'll find a man nearby.

Well.....you'll find a MALE.

cricket said...

And on Monday the poor DJ's dick fell off after spending the weekend with Lindsay Hohan.