Monday, February 11, 2013

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today

Well if you have to wear just a bikini in the Arctic, the least SI could do is give Kate Upton the cover of their swimsuit edition which they did. Again.

Matt Damon in Berlin.
Heidi Klum is reunited with Michael Kors for the Project Runway show at Fashion Week.
Mark Wahlberg takes his daughter to American Girl.
Nick Cannon and Shaquille O'Neal hosting an awards show for Cartoon Network.
Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are always outside with their kids.
Ryan Reynolds shows Blake Lively around Sudbury, Ontario.
Renee Zellweger still going strong with her latest boyfriend.
Simon Cowell on his way to Britain's Got Talent.
Sean Penn is one creepy looking guy. Here he is with Faith Hill and Tim McGraw.

53 comments:

skimpymist said...

I like kate's SI cover. Its away from the norm.

kerri said...

Sean Penn looks like he would smell just as bad as he looks.

Renoblondee said...

Boobies! I like the cover too. She's not a stick. She's sexy. My hubs prefers her type over Giselle types any day of the week.

Julie said...

I love Kate's cover... it's even better than last years. It's refreshing to see something bigger than a size 0 given the SI cover.

Sunny said...

Is Simon taking the (gasp!) Tube to work???

People think Faith has her mouth closed to cover her braces, but she's really holding her breath due to the stench that is Sean Penn

nettalovesrobin said...

I like the boobies cover! I so miss Michael Korrs on Project Runway!

Maya Sambora said...

They would have had to pay me double to be in my bikini in the arctic! That sounds just miserable!

warmislandsun said...

Sean Penn is gross. Faith has scary surgery face - too taught. Love, love, LOVE Renee's boots!

dragon said...

hmmmmmmmmmmmm Matt damon<3

PuggleWug said...

Kate is beautiful, and sorta resembles an everyday woman, compared to past covergirls. I love it! You go with your big tatas and actual hips!

greenmountaingal said...

Kate Upton's boobies look like 2 giant, smushed pancakes.

Sean Penn looks like beef jerky here.

Heidi's face looks off in this pic.

Faith Hill is starting to look like Adrienne Maloof. No bueno.

Meanie Reese said...

Holy snowballs!! It's nice to see someone with an actual size instead of a minus.

LOLOL @ beef jerky!!

PuggleWug said...

Sunny, I agree. That guy probably smells like stale smoke, cheap liqour and tears (dude has never been loved ya know).

penelope jane said...

I think Penn and the McGraws have coke expression on their face. Interesting.

CamColty said...

Yay Sudbury !

KPeony said...

Kate Upton is so sexy. I love seeing real curves on magazines instead of bones.

B. Profane said...

Say what you like about Blake Lively, if she's willing to go to Ontario in February she does love Reynolds.

prolixe said...

Please please please let Tina Fey make a Kate Upton boob joke!

Jason Bourne, yummy.

Heidi looks pretty good. I'd like to see the whole dress, has a stained glass abstract feeling.

Nick is about as big as Shack's leg! That's my husband and me, he's a whole foot and 100 lbs heavier than I am. It's all good.

I hope the rumours about Liev & Naomi aren't true. I adore both of them.

It looks like Ryan is sneering at Blake. Awkward capture!

You go, Renee!!

Faith, Trash, and Tim - very awkward pose.

rhinovodka said...

I am probably the only person on the planet that dislikes Matt Damon.

Amber said...

@rhinovodka - you are not! I don't like him either, though I have no rational reason why. He just BUGS me for some reason. He always has this annoying look like he needs to get punched in the face.* LOL

(* That is not me saying I wish him harm.)

Sarah said...

Umm, Tim looks like he's had more work than his wife. Are we going to call that, too?

Sarah said...

Weird, I posted this comment further down the thread. Sorry!

Sarah said...

I thought they looked high last night too!

Sarah said...

Ryan Reynolds comes off as a real dick. I can't help but wonder how he treats his wife.

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Add me to the do not like Matt list. I do not find him believable at all as an "action star" or even as the romantic lead for that matter. He just seems like he should be a banker or something average.

Snapdragon said...

Aww, Renee and her musician guy. She looks happy. Yay. ♥

Jason Blue Eyes said...

So Kate Upton is now the Daniel Day-Lewis of bikini models? If she's around nobody else is going to have a shot of winning?

Anna Nonymous said...

The country coke couple are starting to look really strung out. She doesn't even look like herself anymore. I think she needs surgery, she looks like she's been doing alot of hard drugs for a long time. Poor Faith.

nevermindthat said...

I have no problem with Kate except her waisteline. I'm sorry as a model you are expected to look a certain way. Her waistline has no shape. She's like a skinny girl with huge boobs and a big stomach.

PuggleWug said...

I just scrolled through some pictures of her. Her belly is far from big. Sports Illustrated seems fine with it as well.

Sunny said...

@nevermindthat
Kate Upton's main success has been from the SI swimsuit edition which is geared more toward men and what they find sexy. Kate Upton has been snubbed by the fashion world because of her curves and being "softer', but she's seems to be hitting it out of the ballpark with the fellas (SI and the sexy Carls Jr commercial for example)

g.strathmore said...

@Sunny, Ha!

Re: Faith and Tim, I didn't know they were into coke! Is that like a country music gossip secret?

Frufra said...

@g - it was a BI 'round these parts, if I recall correctly.

Nothanksdarlin said...

P Jane, I thought the same thing! All they need to Cory Haim to resurrect himself and cut himself a line and the party would look complete

Nothanksdarlin said...

Ryan Reynolds is my #1 celebrity crush (followed by Rosario Dawson, what happened to her) if we were both single I'd have all kinds of lovin and home cookin for that tall drink of sexy

Sherry said...

Shaquille looks huge compared to Nick Cannon.

warmislandsun said...

Poor Mr. Carey looks like a child next to Shaq.

Another one here to add to the no, no thank you, Matt Damon, list. He is very generic and bland.

I think I will create The Beige List. A list of all the celebrities I find as bland as beige. Matt would definitely be in the top five for men. Taupe (Jessica Biel) would probably take the top spot for women. Goopy would have her place on the list, too.

MrWolf said...

Kate Upton, 2 years in a row? That's unusual isn't it?

Erik said...

Kate Upton's hot, and yes, many men prefer women with a little meat on their bones.

@MrWolf Quite a few women were on two or three years in a row: Elle Macpherson, Christie Brinkley, Cheryl Tiegs, Paulina Porizkova...

All about Eve said...

Kate Upton is so hot! I've never hit on a woman before but I would try with her!

Ewwwww! Sean Penn reminds me of Pepe LePew, except Pepe was at least cute if very smelly.

Elle said...

Simon Cowell has not sense of style at all.

car54 said...

I saw Penn on one of the tabloid shows doing an interview about his work in Haiti...and he brought up no one ever having loved him the way he wanted to be loved....and I thought he'd have a better shot if he took a shower and washed his hair and brushed his teeth.

Amy said...

Okay, see what Mark Wahlberg's girl is wearing? THAT is the kind of outfit the typical child picks for herself. Especially if the child is going to pick something with any black on it. (I just do not for one minute think the Brangelina children pick out all the all-black and all-khaki outfits like Angelina has said they do.)

Amy in MI said...

Kate Upton is banging Justin Verlander. Can't say I blame him. But JV is so hot too

ino said...

Kate looks fine on the Photoshopped cover. She looks dreadful in the TMZ "leaked" pics from that shoot. It's one thing to have a little meat on your bones, but the unedited pics show just how out of shape she is. Are a few crunches and arm weight lifts too much to ask from a swimsuit model?

I don't find women who are too thin all that attractive either (like the current batch of VS models) but I would like to see swimsuit models who at least have some shape and definition.

I guess what annoys me about Kate is that she looks like she just can't be bothered to work on her body. Because what's hard work and sweat when you've got massive boobs, Photoshop, and Terry Richardson?

Moonmaid said...

Renee Z looks happy - she's got herself a fellow Texan, she's smiling for real, looks sexy in her boots and jeans and seems much less angular and pinched. In other words, it looks like she's having lots of fun sex! Go girl!

NL said...

@nevermindthat @ino - I looked at both the CDAN pic as well as those on TMZ. Kate Upton might be annoying to some, but her body looks great! She is FAR from out of shape.
The TMZ pics have her wearing a bikini top that is at least two sizes to small for her, making it seem like she's chubbier than she actually is.
She is someone that normal gals like me aspire to. Healthy and happy. The 'waif as the ideal' shit has just gone on too long.

Erik said...

I don't think Kate looks bad in the TMZ pics. Way, way better than the alternative (ie, anorexic).

PugsterMom said...

Kate is beautiful. Finally a gorgeous woman who looks like she actually eats food.

888 said...

Wow, Ontario looks cold, no wonder this place is infested with snowbirds (they're really nice, just wish they'd drive a little faster).

Faith Hill has always looked like a rat.

Kate Upton is beautiful except for that mole. Who really thinks those things looks good? Get it cut off already!

I love Ole Squinty's (Renee Z) outfit.

Haha the UK, what a crap hole. Must be the only 5 white British in London (counting the 2 in the back).

crila16 said...

I'm so very happy for Renee. She looks so in love, happy and healthy. I hope this relationship lasts for her.

Tina Mallette said...

Oh I bet Blake was JUST THRILLED with Sudbury Ontario after a major snowstorm.

cricket said...

Does anyone think that if I sent Sean Penn some shampoo and a bar of soap he might use it?