Wednesday, February 06, 2013

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Smart move by TSA to look through

Lindsay Lohan's bags. As dumb as she is, you might have hit pay dirt.
Malin Akerman never seems to get a bigger baby bump.
Mischa Barton looks like she had some work done.
Look at Simon Le Bon taking that whole Movember thing out to spring.
Mario Lopez likes to show off.
Mira Sorvino and her family in Austria.
Pink and Carey Hart in Pink's new music video.
Rob Lowe looks pretty good for a guy his age. Or a guy at any age actually.
This is one way to make sure Tara Reid is not photographed stumbling out of a place drunk. Just carry her.

61 comments:

Peggy Too said...

LOVE Pink's new song!
Mario, dude.....Roids are gonna shrink the 'Nads

SueRH said...

Wow, Mario Lopez is a real tool!

Amber said...

Ugh. Lindsay with those damn leather hammer pants again. And those shoes are hideous.

I think Malin is tallish, so she probably carries pregnancy pretty well because she may have more torso to fill up than others.

Lucas said...

Oh, that Slater. Such a card.

KPeony said...

What the f*ck is Hohan wearing now. Good for TSA for searching her bag. They forgot the one between her legs though. Bet you could fit a whole drug mule in there. Then she would say it wasn't her fault and she just took a nap and some homeless lady thought her vag was a tauntaun

dragon said...

Cover that shit up A.C Slater. Nobody got time for that.


Well Okay I do Just behind close doors. Call me!

Snapdragon said...

Simon, WTF has crawled onto your face? No, no, just no. (His wife, I swear, does not age. Maybe that's why he's doomed to wear the 'stache.)

Mama Ray said...

Ew, Mario, enough is enough already!

Cathy said...

I think that Slater is doing that because he lost a Superbowl bet. But I could be wrong.

smash said...

I love that pink has her hubs in her videos. He is super hotz. Also I really like that when they split up they never got divorced, then they got back together and had a beautiful little girl!

Elle Kaye said...

It looks more like Mischa Barton had work undone.

Elle Kaye said...

It looks more like Mischa Barton had work undone.

Pookie said...

wth, mario hopez.

(typo but it stays)

i think rob lowe has bigger boobs than me.

KPeony said...

Maybe the airlines make Lohan wear those pants to protect the seats?

hotchacha said...

Who is the wannaBiebs carrying Tara?

skimpymist said...

I feel partially bad for tara reid. She's old enough to know better but is surrounded by yes men and hanger ons. I wonder if she'll ever change or die from her addiction.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Is tat Sam Ronson carrying Tara? She strong.

There goes Lindsay on her way to Dubai.

GemTwist said...

@jedward that's a Jedward. I do not know what or why they are. There's two of them and they're Tara Reid's only friends.

LottaColada said...

Why are Pink and Carey going the Britney/Jason route with the music video?

I thought Mario Lopez was Jean Claude Van Dam at first glance. Then I realized how long ago anyone has actually seen JCVD to even care.

mynerva said...

Lol!! Love it!

dragon said...

I use to have huge Crush on Jean Claude Dam. Still would. He look might fight in the expendable 2

dragon said...

*mighty Fione*

urban chaos said...

Mario's leg looks like it could burst there- weird!
Poor mischa, that lipstick is making her have a case of joker mouth.

LILO looks like she smells. Gross

RocketQueen said...

Mario - your body is having the opposite intended effect on the CDAN ladies.

smash - I agree about Pink and Carey. I always get so "awww" when I think about them.

parissucksliterally said...

hahahahahahha about Lohan's bag getting searched.

Pink rocks.

Mario is too muscular. I don't find that sexy.

ethorne said...

Ahahahaha Lindsay you silly bitch. From no pants to Hefty pants.

Mario=no pants Santa in my head forever.

FrenchGirl said...

Misha Barton looks normal (no work on her face)

curlyhairslacker said...

Everything about Mario disgusts me.

I love Pink and her hubs!

I wonder how much alcohol it takes to get Tara so wasted that she needs to be carried? She can't be more than 110 lbs, right? I just can't imagine drinking like I'm still in my early 20's, ugh!

Me said...

i just looked it up, and tara is 37. that's enough now.

mira's husband is a cutie! and the baby is darling :)

Brandy said...

Hohan. Lol

I love Pink's new song.

Mario loves to look at himself, doesn't he?

Del Riser said...

Mario is such a tool. He should also work on developing the lower leg, he looks out of proportion. Like a lot of guys he works on what he can see in the bathroom mirror.

Lisa said...

Love that Pink has her hubby in many of her videos and her new song is killer!

MadLyb said...

Cackling at the comments.

Sarah said...

Jedward. Twins that won X Factor I think? They are famous overseas

Sarah said...

If Lindsay was caught with something in her bag, it would become her assistant's bag very quickly

smash said...

Lotta- he has been in lots of her videos. I cry every damn time I watch the "please don't leave me" video with him.

Tuxedo Cat said...

I love that Pink casts her own husband in her videos. Those two have been through a lot. Yeah, that's the Rob Lowe I remember! Mario's hot but too much of a showoff for my liking.

hunter said...

I strongly suspect the jedwards are getting paid by Tara's sponsor as well. I think that's why they hang out together.

Discobitch said...

They didn't win, they were Louis Walsh's novelty act one year. He only put them through cos they're Irish and he wanted to bang them

Mango said...

OMG - I think Mira Sorvino must be on bambino numero 4 or 5 now.

@ smash - I don't think that's Carey Hart in the "Please don't leave me" video. It doesn't look anything like him. Also, no tatts!

Frufra said...

Misha needs to look into having some work done on those saggy bewbies. Or at least invest in a bra. I got sucked into a side boob slide show somewhere (Huffington Post?) that revealed quite the trail of tears where her cleavage is concerned. Lift and seperate, girl!!

Mango said...

I went off to investigate who the cute guy is in Pink's "Please don't leave me" video... and it's Eric Lively, Blake's brother.

LottaColada said...

@smash, I just don't want them to be "cursed" by it and then forever look back on those videos. Silly but I'm superstitious like that.

LottaColada said...

I knew Blake had a few sisters but nothing about a brother. Damn he is quite a handsome.

ethorne said...

Wasn't he Pugsley in the Addams Family movies?

ethorne said...

Haha nevermind, that's Ariel Winter's brother.

Discobitch said...

No that's ariel winters big brother jimmy workman

mae reeves said...

Hahahaha.

smash said...

There were two videos made. One with Carey one not. The one with him is much better.

All about Eve said...

Eeeewwww Mario!!

Love Pink and her new song!

smash said...

http://idolator.com/5589231/pink-please-dont-leave-me-funhouse-tour-video

Here is an article talking about it. Sorry I don't know how to make it click.

Popnursing said...

WTF Mario. I can smell your desperation from here.

Renoblondee said...

I also love Pink, her hubs and her wee babe. Her new song is the shit!

karmakoma said...

Ugh Simon....still smoking hot. How do I get in there?

mygeorgie said...

Never realized what a small head Rob Lowe has. Bummer, teenie noggins are such a turn off.

IMakeNoSense said...

Relax people Mario lost a super bowl bet with Maria Menounous for extra or whatever show.

greenmountaingal said...

Nice purple shorties, Mario! Gross.

WTF is Chucky wearing? Who the hell wears leather Hammer pants and drag queen style heels when they fly? Loser.

Mira looks so happy. She is truly one of the loveliest and together celebrities out there.

greenmountaingal said...

Same here. I would totally hit the Muscles from Brussels.

grammyCC said...

LOL.....Ya got that right! Too frigin funny I can't stop the giggles now.

prolixe said...

Does ANYONE wear flats anymore? Anyone? Bueller?

I think is just an unflattering shot of Mischa.

@Dragon is taking one for the team with Mario. Thank you, Dragon.

Rob Lowe kind of looks like Ursula in The Little Mermaid. I love him on Parks & Rec, forgiveness granted.

Tara & the Boys, non-stop giggles.

car54 said...

Last year Maria lost the bet and had to strip down to a bikini in Times Square--this year Mario lost and she's been relentless about making him pay off.