Wednesday, March 06, 2013

Blind Item #2

This C list celebrity is still trying to make a deal for naming rights to her baby. Still no takers. They think she will just call the baby another name in public and will be denied having it repeated enough. Also, they are worried that her fame will be fleeting and that they will not get enough value.

40 comments:

discoflux said...

There's still a chance, Amber!!

Sugar said...

Holly Madison!!!

Annie Hall said...

The Holly Madison article said something about how they haven't named the baby yet. Hmmmmmm...

LottaColada said...

Omg Holly give it a rest

Izzie Marceaux said...

Not Holly, you can't reveal before you blind, right?

LOL@ Disco! Wasn't the best guess a lipstick or something?

Glitter said...

Holly....is she as high as C list?? I thought she already had a naming deal.

Empress of Socks said...

Not to b. profane over here, but I kind of feel like this is just covering the enties' asses bc everyone who was pregnant at the time of that blind has now popped and there's no one naming their kid l'oreal. It's a shame....

libby said...

Velveeta Madison (name too common, probably)
Crisco Madison (best saved for a boy)
General Mills Madison (see above)
Cool Ranch Doritos Madison (better estate name than daughter-name).

I like....
Honey Bunches of Oats Madison.

Izzie Marceaux said...

Heh, Empress, you don't sound wrong!

How about Garnier? :b

VIPblonde said...

Full disclosure: I'm not married, and I don't have kids

But if I ever have a kid, and it's a boy, I'm naming it:
First name: Bob
Middle name: GenghisKhan. One word

LottaColada said...

I found the original blind with the reveal. It was Holly.

Blind Item Reveaked

libby said...

They're all boy names...

Windex Madison
Downy Madison (that one also could be tastelessly misconstrued)
Lysol Madison

20-Mule Team Borax Madison.

libby said...

Kleenex Madison is too awful, considering Holly's former 'career'.

Snuggle Madison, or maybe Febreze--those could be girl's names.

Angela said...

Easy! Kate Middleton!

Lee Tanner said...

A co-worker gave her son the best name ever: Maximillian Danger. They call him Max, but when he's older he has the best pickup line ever: "Danger is my middle name. No, seriously, look at my birth certificate!"

discoflux said...

In-n-out Madison?

Amber said...

Haha if it ends up being Summer Eve I'm gonna die.

Jules_345 said...

@Lee, we have friends that named their son Freddy Danger, same thought process :). Adorable baby too.

Chicky said...

Trojan Madison???

Chicky said...

Ha - wasn't that how he/she was conceived?

Chicky said...

That's not so fresh... ;)

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Her baby daddy's last name is Rotella. If her name was Velveeta Rotella, shed sound like an awesome cheese dip.

Gypsy said...

Pretty sure it's gonna be Ashley Madison.

Chicky said...

What I don't get is how naming a child after a product could possibly benefit a company - no ones going to think - oh, gosh, I must go out and buy xx because an "out of sight, out of mind" b list celebrity reminded me of it...I don't see the logic.

Sherry said...

You guys are killing me on the names...Too sleepy to contribute here.

rhinovodka said...

I am fond of Absolut Vodka Cherry myself.

Tru Leigh said...

Neighbor named her son Y.

Just the letter Y.

bri swartley said...

Yeah, me too. I wanted Dolly Madison, honestly.

auntliddy said...

These namers ever think of the kid?

Redd said...

Champagne Bubbles Madison!

Izzie Marceaux said...

Hahaha, @Tru Leigh. Did you ask her WHY?!

Eery year is a fresh crop of kids with weird names. I'm all for being unique and interesting, but adding an apostrophe doesn't make Ma'Shell cooler than Michelle. (It does, however, make it easier to remember their names in class.)

Anna Nonymous said...

Hilly Madison, typo and it stays

dragon said...

Just name the it Trojon

discoflux said...

Gypsy wins!!

Carolyn said...

You guys had me laughing today! It's nice to comment more. I'm usually sneaking a peek at work when I read CDAN and have to be careful. This is not really a site where I should be while at work. LOL.

slowflea said...

@Gypsy, I love it! And it could work too well...

Seahorse said...

My Ex Husbands Grandmother used to say " If I had twins I would name them something that rhymed if I had to name them Thunder and Lightening" I know, makes no sense but there you have it.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

'This space for rent" Madison.

Ells Bells said...

Dolly Madison ... Owned by Hostess ... BOOM!!!

Hegg said...

I couldnt remember her name, but I was thinking that Holly playmate chick as well.
Why else would you jump on Hugh if you are not a famewhore?