Friday, March 29, 2013

Blind Item #5

Her last famous boyfriend didn't work out. He caught on pretty quick that all she cared about was a name and he is on a hit cable show. What he probably didn't know is that she called a few other guys that she found in her sister's phone before finding one that would say yes to going out with her. She is back on the hunt again and has her eyes set on Bradley Cooper. He would be finished with her in one day.

47 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Asslee Simpson with that Boardealk Empire dude

Jennifer H. said...

Oh good grief. He'd just lube her up and use her as a dildo.

LottaColada said...

This isn't even a blind. What other famewhore dated a guy on cable tv that has a famous sister? ^_^

cdanluva said...

Julianne Hough?

Jennifer H. said...

LOL, Asslee, that is Although, I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't view most women that way. Most of his "girlfriends" have that thin, easy-to-insert frame.

Sherry said...

This only verifies what I've been saying all along. Asslee only wants to stay relevant. Good luck with Cooper, skank.

Thank goodness her husband has the kid.

dragon said...

Cooper doesn't have time for that

Carissa said...

"Ain't nobody got time for that!"

Alicia said...

Now just wait one dang minute .. Who did AsIf snatch up from Boardwalk Empire? Not Jimmy? Actually I care not .. As long as she didn't touch my beloved Richard Harrow she can keep her eyeballs..

Charley said...

Euwwll. Even Bradley is too good for Asslee.

~Z~ said...

Alicia ~ She went out with Lucky Luciano

Debutante said...

LOL At Carissa - do I detect a Tosh.o reference ?

ABlake said...

I always get Cooper,Butler and Gosling mixed up. It's like they are interchangeable or something. Which one did Swift want to meet?

Yeah, this is Ashlee.

Alicia said...

Thank you Z! Huge sigh of relief!

Its just U said...

I don't really know anything about Ashley Simpson. She never really hit big over here. Can I ask why everyone hates her? I know she lip synched on SNL but that can't be the only thing, can it???

All about Eve said...

Wow this is an easy one! Ashley for sure.

curlyhairslacker said...

Thanks to Del Riser, every time I think of Ashlee, I think of her as "the blister". :)

Anna Nonymous said...

OH that Ashley! And everyone hates her because she's apparently slept with all of Jessica's men including the current one after a night of drinking, despite being supported by her and taken care of by her sister's money, she's a huge coke fiend and has regularly leaked/sold information to the tabloids about Jessica,etc. At least those are the assumptions based on blinds, anyone care to add or edit?

Alicia said...

I'll add her infamous Burger King debacle!! Bitch will NEVER get a pass from me after that incident! When you insult honest hardworking people and flaunt your(sisters) money in their face? Beezee you get ALL the karma life has in store for you ! Ugh I can't stand her

sparklynan said...

Asslee lost a lot of cred VERY early on for being on the covers of teen mags promoting loving your "unconventional" looks...then she promptly got a nose job. Now she's known for being a partygirl who doesn't seem to spend much time with her kids.

Basil said...

I've always thought that SNL incident was no accident, and that she must have pissed someone off on the SNL crew, and they made that happen to expose her. No way that was a mistake.

Felicia said...

Um, she didn't just get a nosejob. It was a complete facial reconstruction; girl had serious Jay Leno chin and it had to be broken and shaved down to nothing to give her her current (cute) look.

di butler said...

I'll throw in my 2 cents on Asslee-say what you want about Pete Wentz, but he was crazy about her and the kid, and was devastated when she just up and dumped him. Hes also been the better, more stable parent.

Vera L- said...

Asslee and BK incident? Do tell.

katydid said...

@Its just U she is one of the worst. Fake, rude, arrogant, cokehead, irresponsible mother, slut (not shaming just saying she's never met a man she wouldn't sleep with if there was something in for her) why Jessica even talks to her is beyond me. If one of my sisters acted like that they'd be non communicado. Yesterday.

HolidayinCambodia said...

"A man gotta have a code."

Izzie said...

@Alicia, what was the Burger King debacle?

Mooshki said...

Here's the Asslee video.

Izzie said...

Thanks, Mooshki. You know what they say - in vino veritas (or our sloshed version, "The booze proves!")!

Gah, she sounds like a horrible person and a truly disgusting sister.

Sherry said...

Oh I totally believe Pete loved Asslee, Di. That's yet another reason I find her despicable. She's a no talent user of the lowest type and she needs to go to college, get a business degree and stop trying to be famous for fucking her way through H'wd. She's paper thin.

Diana G said...

Ooh...I'm going to have to Google what happened at Burger King. She's so annoying!

katydid said...

I'm glad I'm not alone in hating her, that reality show she had sealed it for me, she was so bratty on that.

So who's more hated Asslee or MCFR?

Usually there's people on the posts with opposing views but these two ladies (cough) seemed to bring the whole gang together this week.

Diana G said...

I'm disgusted with her behavior. That's no way to talk to anyone, drunk or not. She is very immature and has no talent, whatsoever. If it weren't for her sister - no one would know who she is.

yodelay said...

As If Asslee had a chance with BCoop. Just goes to show how delusonal drunk cokeheads can be. I seriously can't satnd Coke Mom Jr!

MrWolf said...

Wasn't there a post from the Golden Globes about Taylor Swift wanting Jennifer Lawrence to hook her up with B Coop?

Dude's like the Svengali of domestic abuse.

PS said...

Ashlee is annoying, but what put that cow out to pasture for me is the entitled twat rude behavior she displayed late night at the fast food place, sitting on counters and belittling the employees, telling them to kiss her bare feet. She was so gross and mean and condescending, clearly believing she is a superior species. I couldn't have been happier it was caught on surveillance. And her non apology was horrendous. She is an asshole. A coke fiend fuckuo of a mother and an asshole of a person.

rexruther said...

OMAR!

nudibelle said...

Bigger than all that WHAT JESSICA DOING WITH OTHER GUYS NUMBERS?

Cee Kay said...

I believe she was all drunk (shocker!) one night in a BK and started acting like a spoiled little brat. Can't remember the details since I don't follow her (I mean really, why would anybody?) I'm not gonna give Pete Wentz much of a break either - she may have mistreated him, but he's pretty douchetastic himself and karma's a real bitch named Ashlee.

Diana G said...

Good point!!! LOL!

Ari said...

Ashlee...thought of right away...

Ari said...

may I just add, she's useless...she does nothing and feels entitled, kinda like Solange...they're mirror images of each other...Texas girls, better older sisters, had a child out of wedlock first...at least Jessica kinda waited til marriage, Ashlee's been loose since before Ryan Cabrera

Renoblondee said...

Her first album was fun though...................*crickets*

Jenn said...

I never know these, I just come to read all of your comments because they either make me LMFAO or say, oh, yeah it's her/him, usually both. But even I figured this one was Ashlee when I read it too. Didn't know about her acting an ass at BK. maybe she thought that was the definition of having it 'her way'.

N_the_know said...

This is Jordana Brewsters sister. Her latest was Russell Brand who dumped her once he caught onto her game.

Alicia said...

Lol someone wrote in the comments of that video
" Ashlee Simpson has eaten my jizz - I know because I was working the fryer that night "

Hahahahhahahhaha

Diana G said...

Ewwww!!!!! LMAO!!!!! @_@