Saturday, March 30, 2013

Justin Bieber Is Probably Going To Be Arrested

I am really looking forward to that first Justin Bieber mugshot. I say first, because I think over the course of the next few years he is going to give us lots more mugshots. Part of me also wonders though if he is going to get seriously hurt or even killed in a car wreck. We know he loves to speed in very fast cars. We know he loves to drink and he loves pot. Tell me again why this combination will keep him alive? I know this might sound crazy, but I think if I had a death pool, I would pick Justin before Lindsay. Lindsay would have to overdose because she does not do anything else that is possibly injurious. Justin has lots of dangerous activities he participates in.

Anyway, the LA County Sheriff says that they will forward the Justin spitting case to the prosecutors. I think Justin will be charged with battery. That means a mugshot.

77 comments:

Christopher Cruz said...

Oh, the things he deserves to have done to his butt in prison!!!

Meanie Reese said...

How can anyone say Lindsay Lohan doesn't do anything that could possible hurt someone?! She drives while under the influence and she's assaulted people.

mr. ray said...

Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't Lindsey also drink and drive? That too can cause possibly injuries/DEATH...no?

Sugar said...

He is ridiculous in his hood rat anctics.

SusanB said...

hahahahahahahahahaha - also looking forward to the mug shot! As for Lindsay - her mugshots look like those "Faces of Meth" disintegration series.

warecat said...

Walk like a gorilla much? Or is he doing that because he has 15lbs of shit in his diaper?

Frufra said...

I have the pleasure of working in early childhood education, and even our most challenging kiddos know that spitting is completely off the table. It blows my mind that any grown up person would spit on someone when they're angry. Beyond the pale of human behavior, dude. Gross and lower than juvenile! He's into animal behavior territory!

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msgirl said...

ANd just like Lindsay he won't take any responsibility. Both of them need to go away before they kill someone.

Meanie Reese said...

I didn't even notice the pic! !lmao!

Peter said...

Thanks, I just spit diet coke all over the place.. lol

janele said...

Call me a cynic, but every time I hear "LA County Sheriff", I think of Sheriff Leroy Baca, a known shill/law enforcement unofficial spokesperson for the $cientologi$t$.

You know he's going to try to recruit Bieber into their controversial Narcanon program. I'm torn because I can't stand Bieber or the Scientologists, and I can't decide which to root for.

Peter said...

Embaressing but when I was 18, with the help of liquor courage and teenage angst I spit on a police officer. Not only did they kick my ass but they take it very very seriously due to diseases if it were to get in eyes or other orfices. Good news, he will be on supervised probation(no more pot, bro) but bad news without a record won't go to jail.

Basil said...

Um, Blohan has been in several car accidents, including the one she lied to the cops about and is going to jail for. That was a truck she hit right? It could have been a hell of alot worse for her.

As for this kid, ugh. I just can't. He needs a Papa Spears in his life because his own parents either can't or won't try to talk some sense into him.

Christopher Cruz said...

They so do!!!

DewieTheBear said...

Oh this story made my morning. But it really needed to be accompanied by the picture of the bodyguard restraining Baby Beibs in London :)

Evil Kumquat said...

As enjoyable as it would be to live in a Bieber-free world, should this pale, pampered shit-stain ever actually die young, there will be those who will try and turn him into an icon of dead young celebrities like Dean, Monroe, Belushi, etc.

I would rather Bieber live a long life full of embarrassing "Where Are They Now" documentaries and "Celebrity Boxing" than him actually having an actual legacy.

TracySwingKid said...

Deport him back to Canada. Problem solved; for us anyway.

Molls said...

This insecure little punk who parties 24/7 and never has any down time will be proud to have a mug shot. He'll be more proud of that than anything else he's done in his young life.

katie said...

I don't agree with the idiots that come here and say Enty is fake, etc., but you have to wonder if an alleged attorney would actually say that, much less write that. Maybe it's the hangover.
All I could see was the Porsche and how bad that crash could have been.

phoenix said...

@Katie, "Maybe it's the hangover."

Whatever "it" is, rears it's questionable head regularly and this is a tame example.

Alicia said...

Oh wow! The mental image now .. It burns precious it burns us!

donner said...

Do you REALLY thnk anything will be done to him? I get the feeling from watching the joke that is Blowhans legal antics that the city of LA is not interested in prosecuting celebrities, no matter how dangerous, gross or nasty their crimes might be. It seems to be a joke out there, which is unfortunate for the law-abiding folks who live there.

Meanie Reese said...

@Evil Kumquat: I always smile and chuckle when I see your name. I had a childhood friend whose brother used to call her a kumquat. We all thought it was something very, very, very bad and couldn't understand why the brother never got in serious trouble. ;)

Alexstrasza said...

Just read that Bieber brought his pet monkey with him to Germany. Didn't bother to get the required documents to bring an animal into another country, so now the monkey has been seized for quarantine in Germany. Why does he think he's above the law? Ugh. Go away Bieber.

Amy said...

Lindsay in Brazil is eerily like the Amy Winehouse news photos about one month before her death.

Justin Bieber -- I have this awful feeling he's going to be 100 percent certain to take as many lives with him as he can, just because he can.

plokzy said...

Does MC Hammet get royalty checks for those pants?

Frufra said...

@Peter - Don't get me wrong - the most troubled/wildest little ones will try it, but they get the memo that spitting is a deal-breaker REAL quick. As I'm sure you did way back then :-).

Frufra said...

I agree with Amy - LiLo is on her way to OD'ing before she gets remanded to rehab. Sad.

PuggleWug said...

Why the fuck does he have a pet monkey? It does look like he's carrying a bunch of shit in his diaper by the way he is walking.

Didn't Lohan hit a pedestrian who was standing on the sidewalk at some hotel? She didn't seriously injure him, but still.

SusanB said...

I saw the last few minutes last night of 30 Rock or whatever that Brian Williams news show is: they're saying there's a big problem at Narcanon and some people who used to work there are going to be interviewed next week. They also brought up the Scientology angle - sounds like must-see TV!

bitsnbobs said...

Given that Bieber is in the US on a green card, what else does he have to do to get kicked out? Can't believe the little shit hasn't been given the feds-might-deport-your-entitled-ass speech.

Jenn said...

He's wearing the right pants for jail. Bitchboy.

bitsnbobs said...

Then again if Lohan can manage to keep a passport and be allowed out of the US despite her history of arrests etc. I guess I won't hold my breath re: consequences for Bieber. Besides, we in Canada don't want him back.

NapAssasin said...

Some day when I trade it all in to go on my rich, drug & alcohol fueled fuck the world bender, I'm totally picking LA. Apparently all forms of law for the famous don't apply. Sounds like fun!

Anna Nonymous said...

Lohan seems to have the liver that won't quit. Bieber is also teeny tiny and could easily drink more than he can handle and wrap one of those cars around a tree. Lindsay can't afford a unicycle right now, but I'd pay good money to watch her try to ride one.

audrey said...

Jail time for spitting on someone? Ok that doesn't sound too extreme does it?

AngieEatACheeseburger said...

I sincerely hope he gets it together. He seemed like a good kid up until the last few months.

__-__=__ said...

Great pic Enty! No wonder he has a pet monkey!!

Izzie said...

Looking like a fool with his pants on the ground!

warecat said...

Lol @Izzie!! That song will be in my head alllll day now.

scratchy kitty said...

I call dibs on his mugshot as my next avi!!!!!

scratchy kitty said...

Am choking on my spaghetti...

scratchy kitty said...

Yes!!! I would rather a thousand Mexican immigrants get citizenship than see this spoiled entitled prick.stay here in America.

warecat said...

Hold up! Is the dude in the white wearing a shirt w/ the Biebs on it?

scratchy kitty said...

In this day and age of HIV and other diseases such as TB that can be spread through spitting, especially if theres just one cell of blood in that spit, jail time is COMPLETELY justified. Cops take that very seriously and I dont blame them.

Cara Dee said...

Sorry but I think jail time for spitting is bullshit and petty. IMO it's like people who hand out ridiculous and frivolous lawsuits over bullshit incidents. Low class.

nancer said...

this BI sounds pretty ignorant about the perils of lohan's alcoholism. she's also multi-addicted which is even worse. i'm just stunned enty would say unless she OD's, she won't die. i believe she WILL die and alcohol will be largely responsible when it happens.

Alicia said...

That's awesome! I mentioned on another thread a friend of mine was almost killed by Narcanon. His dad is an author of a well known children's series and paid 50k up front for my friend to enter. Between being starved, sensory deprived ( locked in a black padded room ) , dehydrated , humiliated and audited he said he had never felt closer to death. And he's been shot. Twice. It took a team of lawyers to get him out of that " voluntary " facility. I hope Narcanon and the rest of Co$ crumble in the next few years. I want a front row seat

cornflowerbluezz said...

@PuggleWug Yes, she also clipped a baby stroller in a crosswalk WITH A BABY IN IT! But no one took issue with that either.

Just another hit and run day in the World of Lindsay Lohan.

Mooshki said...

Enty, did you spend all of last night drinking again? Have you forgotten just how many car accidents LiLo has been in?

cornflowerbluezz said...

@janele Well, if Bieber dies on Scientology's watch, maybe then Narconon will be shut down completely and everybody wins.

Seriously, with all the deaths & near deaths that have really happened at Narconon, I wouldn't wish that even on this punk ass kid.

Frufra said...

I just want to know what children's series - I know you probably can't say, but I love me some children's lit. Your little hint ignited a bit of a fangirl spark :-).

cornflowerbluezz said...

@SusanB Yes, Rock Center is interviewing Luke Catton who used to run the Narconon Arrowhead facility which is Scientology's flagship in Oklahoma. Well, it was until 3 people died in under 9 months last year.

It seems the only thing NBC can do right is report open & honestly about Scientology. Props to Brian Williams for not cowling under like ABC did.

Catton & another guy named Eric are both out now & major whistleblowing is going on. The State of Oklahoma is all over this & they're already making changes in the laws regarding certification.

A huge shout out to the State of Georgia who didn't cave in under the massive paperwork & multiple delays in the Patrick Desmond wrongful death lawsuit against Narconon of Georgia in Feb. It paved the way for many other states to fight Scientology.

Sorry, I'm very passionate about this subject. I worry about those on this board who struggle or have family that struggles & are looking for help. Run far away from anything that's even remotely connected to them.

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laura ramona said...

his posture in this pic or several others are one of a gorila. no joke. look at his back and arms

laura ramona said...

his posture in this pic or several others are one of a gorila. no joke. look at his back and arms

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Izzie said...

:D Mine, too, if it makes you feel any better!

Izzie said...

My 14yo son happened by my computer with the image on the screen and said, "Is that Justin Bieber? What is he doing? He looks like a drunk monkey!"

Bahahaha! Out of the mouths of babes!

Robert said...

It would be "enlightening" for that lad to have to spend at least a night in jail among the general population. He might learn a thing or two. By this taking place in L.A., though, that's unlikely to happen. I'll be surprised if he's even charged.

ethorne said...

Damn @scratchykitty really had to explain that? Is this 1990?

ANNIEOSCAR said...

I'm almost afraid to type this, but am I the only one who feels sorry for his 18 yr old saggy jocks ass?? He's only a kid. We all thought we knew everything at that age. We all did stupid embarrasing things. We didnt have his money r the world watching thank Fk. He's been around the world gettin his ass kissed,makin a shit load o money for himself and others the last since 15. Bound t turn a kids head. Totally gree he's a couch and his toes are gonna curl with cringing when he looks back at all this. More to be pitied than scorned me thinks........ambushed in 3.2.1 :P

ANNIEOSCAR said...

*agree *douche . Damn sausage fingers

Christopher Cruz said...

Please don't take my dreams away from me. Bieber WILL go to jail, and he WILL be violated by drug crazed bikers and gang bangers.

Meanie Reese said...

Hey, ANNIE, I'm with you on that. I'm not sure what the kid has done to warrant someone wishing harm to him. Seriously?! What has he done to warrant you to gleefully wish RAPE on him? I'm a rape survivor and even I don't wish that for the men who assaulted me. I dunno...maybe it's because I'm a pacifist. If I don't want it done to me, why would I wish it on someone else?

Sure, there's nothing wrong with thinking or hoping, but why go there? It makes me sad.

Smokey772 said...

he takes after Vanilla Ice more and more every day. In looks and career.

MadLyb said...

If he doesn't cut it out, yes, he'll kill himself in a car wreck or take out someone else.

PuggleWug said...

Annie, I feel bad for him too. Hell, I still feel bad for Lohan. They're both douches who are surrounded by assholes who only enable them. To have no one there who gives a shit about their well being is incredibly sad imo.

Me said...

i can't get excited about a teenager on a bad path. these teen celebs are just sad. i know he's a dick. i know he's an adult. by the time he's lindsay's age i'll be ready for him to get lost. but now i feel bad about it.

PuggleWug said...

I agree, Reese. Any kind of rape, including prison rape should not be joked about. Rape isn't funny, period. Just my opinion!

Sara said...

First time poster, long time lurker and had to say... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Basil said...

Thanks Anna for putting some perspective on this. He is just a kid with alot of money and toys to play with, and hasn't learned how to be responsible with them. But, when I was his age I got a really well paying summer job. More money than I had ever had in my life. My mother made damn well sure I was responsible about it, saving it for school fees and money aside so I didn't have to work while at school etc. So his parents should be doing the same thing.

That said, this kid is no Chris Brown (yet), but people seem to be almost rooting for the Difficult Brown despite the fact that he put his girlfriend in hospital. Now that is a man who deserves a prison sentance for that.

iknowpeople said...

Why does he walk like a monkey?

AuntJess said...

He's on roids. Weed doesn't turn you into an asshole. If he was baked he'd been inviting the neighbor in for a snack and to watch some YouTube videos.

Ana said...

Why does he always walk all bent over like that? He looks like a chimpanzee.

ANNIEOSCAR said...

@auntjess I'd say a mix of both. Mix with constant pap harassment net trolls n the whole world havin an opinion on the ridiculous way you wear your jeans is bound to make a douche into an even bigger paranoid one. He went into meltdown as soon as the negative press started and you can literally witness him slipping more by the week. I hope I'm just sucking up the gossip and matching it the pictures as it suits me.cos i dont wanna be right with how i imagine hes gonna end up.II just hope we're not talking about him in 4 yrs time the way we do about LiLo. Someone hit the nail on the head earlier- Vanilla Ice - if he's lucky