Friday, March 08, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Is Still Refusing To Do Rehab Or Jail

Lindsay Lohan could have this entire mess out of her hair if she was willing to go to jail for 11 days. That is all the time she would have to serve and this would be over. She could have done it already and there would have been no need for her attorney to look like and act like an incompetent fool. If Lindsay cannot stomach the face of 11 days of jail where she still gets to take her bazillion pills a day she could go to rehab. That is going to be 60 days though and not as many pills. Lindsay is refusing to do any of it. So, in 10 days when her trail starts, I can't wait to see the look on her face when she is sentenced in the lying to cops case and sentenced for violating her probation. 11 days is going to look great about then.

59 comments:

Henriette said...

The free bird.

FSP said...

Free LiLo!

VIPblonde said...

Lindsay can't go to jail. She can't be away from ass to ass that long. Bitch will go through withdrawal. Have you seen someone go through withdrawal from ass to ass? It's not pretty

libby said...

MOVE your petty laws about public health & safety...
IT'S LINDSAY LOHAN!!!!!

Karen said...

I feel like Charlie Brown getting the football yanked out from in front of him by Lucy every time LiLo faces possible jail/rehab time. She never gets in trouble and I just want her to SO BADLY.

Meanie Reese said...

LOL VIP!!

Just asking...since we all know this trick will never go to jail cuz she's got dirt on some high-and-mighty folks...does anyone know how much time she COULD receive for these charges?

What an utter fool she is.

libby said...

VIP---perhaps her bum could use the healing time, KWIM?

timebob said...

Lindsay has convinced herself she wasn't driving. And she probably promised her ex assistant Gavin the moon if he testifies that he was driving. What's a litte lying/perjury between friends. Since he is back in the LiLo fold. If he is stupid enough to do something like that, he will be waiting for the Moon for a long time.

mikey said...

Sort of OT - I saw the new Broadway show Tues night with Sigourney Weaver and David Hyde Pierce - Vanya and Sonia and Masha. LiLo gets a shout out line in it regarding child actors that become a mess. I wonder if she'll try and sue them too.

Kitty said...

Lohan will do time? I'll believe it when I see it.

mmshukla008 said...

She wont have to. Those of us who have frequent jailer miles (own it people!) have seen the WAYS...still reeeeaally gross, though.

greenmountaingal said...

What a dipshit.

Christopher Cruz said...

I'm afraid she needs to be put down.

hag said...

She's going to trial for the attention right? Is that the consensus?

LottaColada said...

Come on how many times have we heard this before? Delusional Lindsay probably has some trick up her sleeve like always. IF (very big if) she gets sentenced to jail, they will give her a break.

MISCH said...

Really don't care if she OD'ed tomorrow I'm good with it...

Izzie Marceaux said...

@Mikey, that sounds fantastic! I would love to see Niles Crane give her the smackdown. :b

GemTwist said...

We should surrender her to PETA.

Kimberly said...

@Izzy. OT.. I miss Fraiser ( the show, not KG)

Mikey said...

On her trial day we should all change our avi's to ugly Lindsay, then do a live blogging! Never mind she's not worth it.

Diana G said...

She thinks she's above the law because she has gotten away with slaps on the wrist for so long...of course, she's going to expect the same with the trial coming up.

LottaColada said...

Wow there's 2 mikey's.

@Mikey with a capital M, are you the one who hooked me up with a link last week?

Izzie Marceaux said...

@Kimberly, me too! I was disappointed to find out that Kelsey Grammar was a d*bag in real life. :( Daphne & Roz were my favorites.

dia papaya said...

She is a cockaroach and will outlive us all. That makes me sad.

Does anyone know what happened to Ali? Is she back from "modeling"? She's the one who needs to write a book.

auntliddy said...

YTes, i want to see ali. Something fishy there.

urban chaos said...

This trick again? Geeze, if she ever does get more than a tap on the ass (to ass- yes, couldn't resist) I think I may actually have a drink in the middle of the day to celebrate.

lc said...

I will own it....though it has been 9 years! And LiLo has a large suitcase (if y'all know what I mean)

katydid said...

She'll get sentenced to 6 months and do 24 hrs just like before.

That poor Ali with the anorexia and the drugs. If I was her I would try and enter the witness protection program and start a new life. I bet the goverment would like more info on Dina's international sex trade shennanigans.

Mikey said...

@ Lotta yes. I gather from mikey's comment he is in New York? And I am in LA. Mikey's on two coasts!

donner said...

LILO and her clan read TMZ and the more it posts scary stories about her chances, the more likely she will take the offer. They were the ones who scared her and her succubus mother into flying to LA a few weeks back.

Nothing ever happens to this bitch. I'm not holding my breath.

LottaColada said...

@Mikey, great way to tell you twins apart :)

Sue in MO said...

Of course she WANTS to go to trial. She can show up every day in a black limo, dressed in a skin-tight Chanel dress that her latest "friend" paid for, braless and wearing dark sunglasses, Dina trailing behind her with her black sunglasses on because that is how important celebrities do, and 30-40 paps will be standing around, shouting her name, while TMZ has a live feed going - see? She gets ATTENTION, she gets to feel IMPORTANT, LOVED, ADORED, like a STAR. I'm telling you, she lives for that crap. In her little twisted world, it's like her own little personal red carpet where she doesn't have to share the spotlight with anyone... and then she will expect, like always, to sashay in the courtroom, portray herself to be the wronged, misunderstood American sweetheart, and get a slap on the wrist, a lecture from the judge, and then make another grand "celebrity exit" into her waiting limo. There is no real punishment so these court appearances have become Lilo's "stage." It's her own personal little drama where she's the star, and we are all giving her the audience she craves. There's no shame, no sense of humility about her... she's "acting." And the cycle will continue over and over again. Once this trial is over, you can give her 6 months and she will be doing the same exact thing again. Same courtroom drama, different judge.

ZORBITOR said...

I thought there was no trial for violating probation - just a hearing.

annabella said...

seriously, I'm over lindsay. who cares.

Sherry said...

I think Sue in Mo just summed it up folks..She loves any and all attention. Let's hope she does actually get time. It saved RDJ's life. It might possibly save hers too.

Mike in LA..got an older sister in Arcata? Just curious.

MadLyb said...

The only way Lilo will do jail time is if there's a guy out there actually named, "Jail Time".

mikey said...

Ha! I work in NYC, live in NJ. We're bookends.

discoflux said...

lol @ MadLyb

RichardSimmonsGhost said...

Long time reader, first time posting. First off, thanks for making me laugh, these comments are perfect. I read them to my younger siblings and they had us all laughing. I hope Blohan gets locked up, she is an awful person. I had met her in 2007 at a party in New Jersey. A friend of mine had gone to rehab with her and we decided to throw a bbq for our friend when she got home; she asked if she could bring her friend Lilo. Yes, she called her that... Lohan was rude. She said no one was allowed to take pictures of her / with her. She ignored most of us, just chain smoked, texting, and drank in the corner -- rehab was for coke not booze. The worst was when this girl who was going to Carnegie Mellon for acting school went to talk to Linds and she cut her off and said not to speak with her. My buddy did not take that kindly and called Lohan a certain C word in front of everyone... Not too long after that a limo pulled up to the house and she left. Total brat.

Count Jerkula said...

Frances Farmer v2.0. She definitely gonna be getting used by the guards as a cum dumpster.

Me said...

meanwhile, 16 amish go to prison for 1-15 years for cutting off beards. that was a called a hate crime. maybe thats the key to getting lindsay in jail, charging her with a hate crime.

GossipMonster said...

We can't have a Blohan free month because y'all's comments are amazing!

fordellcastle said...

Wish she could be charged with a 'hate crime' just because everyone hates her. No way she could be found not guilty of that.

parissucksliterally said...

Wouldn't ANYONE "refuse" to go to jail?

Throw her in jail, that is where she belongs.

But of course, she'll walk. She always does.

Hazeldazel said...

I keep thinking that yeah, yeah she'll get off scott free again BUT... you know she doesn't have Shawn Holley (sp?) anymore either. She only has the My Cousin Vinney lawyer. So maybe our time has finally come! JUSTICE!!!

Anna Nonymous said...

Guys, if she's doing that many pills/drugs/smoking/drunk driving and drinking, then she's probably going to die any day, any month, maybe any year. But sooner rather than later. She's dieing. Will we be sad when she's found dead? Will we just say what a waste and move on to the next story? Probably. I feel like I'm mourning for her already. She's circling the drain. I'd rather feel sad for her and let her go now, than continue to be bothered, or annoyed by her. Goodbye Lindsay. You could have been something. A Mom, a Wife, a Partner, never a movie star or designer, you don't have the talent, but you could have counted for something good in this world. I hope that you learned something on this go round. I hope that you find some peace. Good bye girl.

Mooshki said...

Libby, that joke will never get old. It sums up her feelings about her place in the world so beautifully.

Mooshki said...

ZORBITOR, there are two different issues she's facing - if she's found guilty of lying to the cops in the trial, then she will also have violated her probation.

Amy Scott said...

Why spend 11 days in jail when you're never forced to pay for your screw ups? Just ride it out and don't get any punishment. It's worked for her for years. Why shake up the tried and true method of getting out scott-free?

iheartjacksparrow said...

"when her trail starts"

Gee, I would think an attorney would know how to spell the word trial.

Faith said...

How is it that she gets 6,000,000,000,000 chances with the court system, and Edward Furlong had his butt thrown in the slammer instantly? Is it because she's a girl and the courts are more sympathic to her? In all seriousness though, I never understood why she didn't just take the jail sentence, esp since this in Calif. If I were her, I'd much rather go to jail for a week than have to deal with probation for 2 years when you know she can't possibly keep herself out of trouble. She's an idiot and has terrible, terrible people in her life advising her. This is a no-brainer.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Anna asked, "Will we be sad when she's found dead?"

I think so, yeah. Not necessarily us gossip hounds, but society in general.

Before they died, Michael Jackson was a reviled pedophile, Amy Winehouse was literally a winehouse, and Whitney Houston was wacked out on crack. All looked at by society as scumbags, albeit talented scumbags. When they died, they became the most wonderful people EVER!

Not saying it's right or wrong, just that it happens that way.

Char said...

Lindsay, it's easier to get drugs in jail than on the street! Seriously, go! You'll love it!

Mango said...

I got nothin'. I'm tapped out. She pulls this shit so often that we post the same comments about how she pulls the same shit so often. There's going to have to be a sex tape or she's gonna have to get caught smuggling drugs in her cooch for me to show some interest.



Mikey said...

Hi mikey, I've tried to say Hi to you in other threads!

Anna, totally agree. It's so sad that no one can reach her because she is surrounded by all of her lies. That is ALL she knows. If she goes to jail all we will hear is excuse after excuse but never her fault.

Jack Sparrow, we know Enty is a terrible speller but in all fairness the word trial and trail would not be caught on a spell check.

hothotheat said...

@Faith Edward Furlong's crime had to do with domestic violence. He disobeyed restraining orders. Also, he had TWO restraining orders against him - one by his ex-wife and one by his ex-girlfriend.

@iheartjacksparrow It's not that Enty can't spell, its that he can't type.

I agree we're watching her slow descent. Though to be fair, I'd have thought Tara Reed would be gone by now.

portlandjewel said...

So true. Lindsay doesn't have talent though. I guess they'll just be showing "Mean Girls" clips for several days on a 24hr loop. Charlie Sheen will pay for the funeral, no doubt;)

Ari said...

She needs to die already

888 said...

Now now, don't you think her life is worse than prison? Imagine being a port a potty for gross, smelly foreigners. Imagine having Dina and Michael as parents and pimps, imagine a drug habit and being a delusional mess and all 3 million other problems she's got and tell me that jail is somehow a worse punishment than being Lindsay Lohan. Yeah she should go to jail but I think her life is a living hell and she'll be dead soon so as long as she doesn't kill anyone else in her spectacular demise, why not just enjoy the show?