Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Blind Item #2 - Easy Easy

This A+ list mostly movie actress had a very short fling with this B list mostly television actor from an A+ list television show. The reason it was so short was she told him that she can't have kids the natural way. Her new A list celebrity boyfriend has no problems with that and even likes she that she is very kinky in bed.

44 comments:

Sugar said...

Charlize?

LottaColada said...

Charlize, Eric Stonestreet, Seth MacFarlane?

Seachica said...

JLaw, someone, and Bradley Cooper

VIPblonde said...

Great job @Sugar and @Lotta! You got it! Here's hoping his bedroom skills have improved over the years!

Anna Nonymous said...

God you guys are good! Charlize came to mind too. She seems supa kinky. Dominatrixy. But wasn't she a lesbian? I coulda sworn....

SKOR said...

I'm confused...did the B+ TV actor want kids with the actress? Is that why the relationship ended?

libby said...

VIP---I like to imagine Charlize edumacating Seth, with a bit of a hog-tie thing. I generally like to imagine Charlize a bit butch, I should clarify.

Seth would be FUN to watch get his spanking! HA!

libby said...

Anna---We 'read' Charlize the same way. I always assumed I saw her as a Dom b/c of my girl-crush. But maybe we're right....and that's HOT.

Sarah said...

And Alexander Skaarsgard!

VIPblonde said...

@libby Pegging?!

Sarah said...

Charlize has some very long term relationships with men, she was with the Third Eye Blind lead singer then Stuart Townsend for many years.
Maybe she likes a clam on the side though. Lol

Sarah said...

Please don't invoke the image of lovely Charlize with Eric Stonestreet. I can't take it.

Sarah said...

Charlize was seeing Alexander Skaarsgard for a while, that's a mental picture I can take.

All about Eve said...

I think you guys got it but what does it mean having kids the natural way? She needs IVF or other fertility treatment? And why would that be a deal breaker? It's Charlize!! She's so hot I would probably leave my husband for her and I know he won't even be mad at me lol

libby said...

VIP---With Charlize & Seth? Oh jeaaaahhhh.....

Btw everybody, there can be any number of congenital reasons why a person can't conceive...some women are born without a uterus, even. And spreading the seed IS important to some guys, obviously. Good that Charlize gets her info out there, and quickly purges anyone who needs to have bio-kids.

That fits my image of her--level-headad, no BS. and I like that.

Erika said...

Just what I was thinking, Sarah. Much MUCH better.

libby said...

*headed*

I got typos for my b-day!

Sherry said...

I thought Stonestreet broke up with his long time girlfriend cuz she wanted kids and he didn't.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Thinking Skars is the B-list, short-lived relationship. They would have made BEAUTIFUL babies together.

Sugar said...

OMG I MIGHT HAVE GUESSED A BLIND CORRECTLY! I'm giddy with the sensation of rightness!!!

libby said...

I'll have what Sugar's having...You are so funny!

Is it sugar, Sugar? I'm already mainlining corn syrup as it is, my daily.

Prima Cornice said...

Is Charlize the blind about the A list person who had a serious medical issue/cancer? Maybe that is why she can't have kids.

All about Eve said...

@Prima, I thought the same thing.

rejectedcarebear said...

According to the lead singer of Third Eye Blind, Charlize's first love was a water head shower massager. That's from the song "why can't you be" but he wrote numerous other songs about her.

Sarah said...

Eric Stonestreet never dated Charlize. Who really thought that could happen? It was a rumor, Eric confirmed that.

kelgela2 said...

Imagining McFarlan having sex is like imagining Brian Griffin having sex... wtf

Redd said...

I agree with Alexander Skarsgard being the B list with Charlize. Anybody that would give up that woman is certifiable crazy.

Mary said...

I'd rather watch Brian Griffin have sex than Peter Griffin....

veee said...

i took "can't have kids the natural way" as can't have a natural birth due to herpes.

Anothergrayhare said...

I took it to be maybe a hermaprhrodite issue? Having male and female sex organs and not being able to delivery a baby might be an issue? Isn't that the Jamie Lee Curtis and Nicole Kidman rumour too?

Anothergrayhare said...

""hermaphrodite and deliver** obviously.... need to put on my reading glasses....

kpist said...

I think it's Charlize w/ Skarsgard as the ex and McFarlane as the current

Sarah said...

I bet they made a lot of things beautiful together lol

Sugar said...

I want 2 of whatever it is you think I'm having!
Happy birthday!

Sarah said...

Not being able to conceive doesn't mean she's a man. Charlize is pushing 40 and could have any number of medical issues.
It feels mean to speculate if it's true, and I think we can all see that she's 100% woman.

FreudianSlip said...

I thought it was reversed? I heard he was the one wanting the kiddos.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Charlize and Skarsgard. He talks about wanting kids alot in interviews and assumes it will happen: he says 'when I become a father I will.......'
But tbh, Charlize gives me a kinky, lesbian vibe.
Love Skars too, so the mental picture of them together. HELL YES!

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Skars as the ex I mean.

Also, he has tons of brothers (and a sister) and he always talks about his family, and loves having people around him. He sure wants babies and if CT couldn't give them..

Still, imo a bad reason to dump someone. What about adoption? Or using a surrogate? My man can't have kids and I would never leave him because of this (and yes,i knew this from the start, he told me the first date so i wouldnt have certain expectations).

MrWolf said...

I think it involves Peter Dinklage in some way. (All the very short comments and he's from an A+ show.)

I'm gonna go with Kristen Stewart, Peter Dinklage and, I dunno, Jesse Eisenberg.

Ivs said...

@MrWolf, thank you for that mental picture. Lol-ing so fucking hard right now

bleacherbunny said...

True Blood is not an A+ list show. Modern Family most certainly is. This is not Alex, its Eric.

Agent**It said...

Anothergrayhare, I think you meant to say "intersexed" .

Binky said...

Wasn't there a revealed blind/blind about ASkars being a bit of an obsessive clean freak who only does missionary? Maybe he couldn't handle the kink? I read it as 'back door' action!!

Anothergrayhare said...

Agent It: I apologize, is that the new term?