Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Blind Item #5 - Easy Easy

You know you have no money at all and are relying on your A list celebrity girlfriend when you can't even cough up the dough for McDonald's or Starbucks or even a magazine. The girlfriend finally felt so sorry for her boyfriend that she gave him a credit card in his name so he could feel like he is contributing. He literally has zero income since he lost his job in a very weird way.

37 comments:

alicia casey said...

Is the Casper the ghost and JLo?

VIPblonde said...

I'm going with Brit Brit and Everyday Dave over J Lo. The blind says she feels sorry for him, and we all know that J Lo does not feel sorry for anyone, especially a boyfriend that looks for a gloryhole around every corner

Dana @ What the Frock? said...

Jessica Simpson

Anna Nonymous said...

Lost his job in a very weird way? I got nothin. Lol-ing at the word gloryhole though VIP.

FSP said...

Lol@VIP

kate27 said...

Britney and her new boyfriend.

Jeneral said...

Lost his job in a weird way does sound like Brit's guy, but I thought Papa Spears was paying him to keep our lady of Cheetos company. JLo's guy is still employed as her choreographer/head dancer bitch, yes? Maybe it is Jessica's baby daddy, but I know nothing about his job history.

Fijigrrl said...

Like the Britbrit guess although I wonder if she has that kind of control over her own finances to give someone a credit card.

GossipMonster said...

Still trying to find a guy who publicly lost his job. Not finding it so easy-easy.

All about Eve said...

I thought of Britney too

GossipMonster said...

Also if Brit-Brit's BF is being paid then he has income.

All about Eve said...

It does say Starbucks, that's Britney's second home.

Leah said...

LOL @ Jeneral. I will forever in my head think "Britney, Our Lady of Cheetos."

Cathy said...

Not sure if someone posted this on another thread yet, but CNN is reporting they made an arrest in Boston.

alicia casey said...

Third home- gas station bathroom! Lol

Gossip Marmalade said...

I don't know if Christina's man, Matthew Rutler has a job other than helping her wipe up after she goes pee pee while singing and her spray tan runs. That's all I got.

Sarah said...

I think McDonakds and Starbucks are actually the clues here, which indicates Britney

GossipMonster said...

X-Tina came to my mind too, wasn't her guy in a band and until he ditched them to be her boytoy?

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Brit doesn't have control of her finances though.

Suzy said...

Right, Onyx -- I was just about to say ... how could Brit give him a credit card if she can't even spend her own money without other people's approval.... I don't think it's her.

Gossip Marmalade said...

@GossipMonster -- a quick Google search said X-Tina's man was a production assistant. Idk if he ever got fired. Maybe he went to work at the MAC counter and was fired for stealing too much product for his lady?

auntliddy said...

Wow!!!!! An arrest!!!!!!!! Thanks for info!!

Just Another HR Lady said...

Is Heidi Klum's bf still working as her bodyguard?

Wendy Davis said...

How is he her "bitch"? He is using her for her fame and money. Why else would a man his age sleep with a woman her age?

Jeneral said...

JLo is hot. I think most straight men of any age would sleep with her for free. I called him her bitch because he his paid to be at her beck and call.

sandybrook said...

Its not Britt for sure. Ill take Heidi Klum who would have to hire a new b/g after the reveal her b/f was hers.

Snapdragon said...

I hear CNN on air saying there hasn't been an arrest; CNN on Twitter, though, says there has. I'll wait for the official po-po press conference.

didi67 said...

@gossip monster Yes, britney's guy is getting paid, but she probably doesn't know that

Nellie said...

Heidi Klums bf

All about Eve said...

@alicia, don't remind me...(shudder)lol

All about Eve said...

Heidi Klum is actually a good guess, he lost his job by sleeping with the boss so that's a weird way.

DewieTheBear said...

I can't see JLo giving her man a credit card; a refillable Visa gift card? That I can see.

Archer Dalton said...

My first thought was Eva Mendes because Ryan Gosling has a gambling problem. Allegedly, Ryan loses HUGE amounts of cash on cock-fights when he visits El Paso's Chinatown.

Anna said...

Our Ryan Gosling would never hurt an animal, even indirectly. He is kind, saves people from walking into traffic and is the best boyfriend ever.

Count Jerkula said...

Maybe Britt's dad stopped paying her BF when he found out dude was shtupping her?

If I had a vasectomy, I'd be a paid whore for a Hollywood loony. I'd be afraid of having live bullets in my gun though. If I acquire another insane baby momma, I'm going to need the comfort of very high doses of substances. More than likely intravenous.

SKT said...

I read this as BAG and Megan Fox

Sandy said...

Let's give credit where it's due: "Britney, Our Lady of Cheetos" was coined by Michael K. on DListed.com.