Monday, April 15, 2013

Hugh Jackman Has An Interesting Stalker

It is not very often you get a stalker who decides the best way to make a great first impression is by throwing a razor filled with hair at you, but that is exactly what Hugh got over the weekend while he was working out at his gym. Kathleen Thurston ran up to the actor and pulled out a razor filled with her umm, hair, and when I say umm, hair, I mean pubic hair and then she threw it at him before fleeing. Police caught up with her a few blocks from the gym. Apparently this is not the first time she has approached Hugh or his family, but the first time throwing hair at someone.

30 comments:

Cathy said...

I guess she wanted to show him that the carpets match the drapes?

Karen said...

Wait, that's *not* how to show someone your love and respect? I have a lot to learn.

MontanaMarriott said...

When I saw this over the weekend I found it surprising that he would go to Gotham. It is not an expensive glamorous gym, very unassuming. It made me like Hugh even more so now.

All about Eve said...

Who's this woman bothering my secret husband??? I will shank a b!tch!!

Meanie Reese said...

@Cathy: Bam! LOL

My first read of the day has to be about pube-filled razor?! Holy hell, that's phuqued up!

Amber said...

Awww...she made him a merkin! How thoughtful. <3

Charlotte. said...

If she was going to run, she shouldn't have left behind so much DNA...

Izzie said...

@Amber - HA! I haven't heard that in forever!

Leave His Hotness alone!

ethorne said...

I don't think she understood when someone said Hugh needed a new beard.

Diana G said...

Lots of crazies out there!!! Poor Hugh - hope he's not too traumatized.

LottaColada said...

Ethorne- Ha!

ethorne said...

Hi Lotta!

CJ said...

bwahahaha. Your comments are killing me this morning, guys! Keep it up!

LottaColada said...

Hi!

kelly said...



When I stalk I usually send belly button lint, but hey different strokes.

Anna Nonymous said...

Why not a nice handwritten note?

White lilly said...

Why not a balloon full of personal gas? Too much??

lucy said...

Eeeww.

Mr.Lucy is on local TV and about 10 years ago he received a package in the mail from a "fan." At first I had tears in my eyes from laughing that he had fans. Then he opened it...she had sent him a Baggie of perfumed air so he "would know what (she) smelled like." Some people are seriously effed up.

Mango said...

@ Anna - LOL! Seriously! Is this the new fan mail?

tomselleck4ever said...

that is just nasty!! you guys are too funny; the main reason I read CDAN daily :)

califblondy said...

He's out a lot with kids, wife, dog, it's a little scary, funny, but scary.

Popnursing said...

You guys are being too harsh. I mean who *hasn't* thrown a pile of pubes at boy they liked?

Alicia said...

Hi Rachel !

Sherry said...

So many funny comments today..Love you guys!

ellehpee said...

She could have at least braided it first. Sheesh - amateurs!

Robert said...

I remember reading long ago that if Andy Warhol had a crush on someone, he would send them a blank piece of white paper in the mail every day for a month.

__-__=__ said...

Great laughs here! Seriously, when are they going to do something about all the crazies?!?! Like how about not breeding more! That would be a start. Pretty soon Aruba ( or some other small island community with no military ) will come over here and kick our ass.

Popnursing said...

I'm imagining us battling Aruba by throwing pubes at them. U.S.A! U.S.A!

ms snarky said...

I bet she read some pseudo-spell casting on the Internet and thought it would make him love her.

ms snarky said...

Silly girl. Everyone knows you're supposed to pluck two of his hairs and sleep with them in a garlic locket around your neck during the full moon while burning red candles.