Friday, April 19, 2013

Kneepads Calls Off Miley Cyrus Wedding To Liam Hemsworth

All of those rumors about Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth calling off their wedding can now be confirmed. I know, I know, you were looking forward to a reception featuring six different hot boxes while Snoop Lion nee Dogg serenaded the young couple. You know it is over when People takes the time to tell you it is over. The statement says it is just postponed while the couple decide about their relationship. Pretty much what has been heard for the past several weeks, but publicists like to feel like they earn their money and the best way for them to do that is to feed a story to People and spin it in a way that makes them feel like they have earned their paycheck even though no one believes a word of it.

The publicist says the couple is still engaged and still living together. Uh huh. So they just don't like to hang out anymore because they are never together.

18 comments:

phoenix said...

I read that she'd been pressuring him daily for months to set a wedding date, and it eventually made him so uncomfortable that he called the engagement off.

Too young.

Surrender Dorothy said...

Maybe it's because I've never seen anything he's in and only know of him through the gossip grapevine, but Liam seems bland to me.

discoflux said...

Liam's next role will be in "The Return to Obscurity."

Kati Simons said...

But the National Enquirer said that first, So I have doubts. Plus, if he didn't want to set a date, he shouldn't have asked.

Ms Cool said...

Exactly, Kati Simons. I feel if you ask someone to marry you, you are already married in your heart. The ceremony is just that - a formality. Nothing ridiculous about trying to set it a date and believing someone when they said they want to marry you.

phoenix said...

It could have been that Miley pressured him to get engaged when they did. Not saying that's what happened, but from the sound of things, it's possible.

Cleodacat said...

I think Miley was acting out with the cutting to force Liam into feeling responsible and thus she forced the issue of marriage.

libby said...

discoflux---LOL.

(Aren't you the fellow Folds-ster? Hmmmm?)

Kati Simons said...

He still didn't have to embarrass or cheat on her? He seems like a dick. He should have had the guts to break up with her, oh, two years ago? If he didn't see a future with her, break it off before both of you look stupid.

discoflux said...

Oh yes, Libby. I can go into diatribes regarding Ben Folds' entire catalog (with the Five and solo)and his personal life, as well as Darren Jessee's post BF5 career. I saw their first show ever in Texas (94 or 95) and have been obsessed ever since. It's a little sad, honestly.



Svetlana Monsoon said...

I remember a story from HER people saying she posted a picture on twitter with a topaz ring on her left ring finger, so that she could 'nudge' Liam into knowing she's okay with being asked. I've known girls like her, and while she may seem carefree, she's actually insecure and manipulative. When you go that far out of your way to seem cool and like nothing gets to you, you know they're putting up a front because they're trying to convince themselves that they are 'easygoing.' I'm sure she's quite down to earth, and these are regular people problems. At the end of it, she seems like an immature child who needs to get everything she wants.
That's just my armchair analysis of someone who makes more money in two hours than I will in my lifetime. :)

dragon said...

Why do you guys call People kneepads?

I felt stupid one time when Lotta said to checkout kneepads. I google the site and all I got were socks lol

Svetlana Monsoon said...

@dragon I actually laughed out loud haha. I'm not sure where it came from, or what sort of double meaning it's supposed to have either :(

GladysKravitz said...

It came from Enty. Kneel ads because that is what people need to wear when they are going to be on their knees for a long time, providing, uh, servicing to someone. People Mag services the people it features

Xander Dyle said...

@dragon and @Svetlana
Kneepads - because they are always down on their knees kissing the celebrities ass
They are the place celebs go for wonderful positive spin PR written stories to make them look best for the general public.

Sherry said...

yawn...

dragon said...

oh okay thanks xander and gladys

@Svetlana lol =p

Robert said...

If you follow Miley in Twitter (she's on my celebrities list) it seems fairly obvious that she's still working through the fact that this whole thing just didn't work out. Given her age, I don't suppose that's all that surprising.