Wednesday, April 17, 2013

X Factor Contestant Steals Car To Get To Round 2

Orrion Wilson had a great audition in New Orleans for X Factor. He was moving on to round 2 in New York. One big problem. He had spent all his money getting to New Orleans and needed to figure out a way to get to NYC. Hmmm. How would someone from Florida do it? Yep, you guessed it. He is from Florida. They way he spells Orrion probably gave it away though. The Florida native waited at a gas station for someone to leave their car running and then he stole the car. Police caught up with Orrion after a high speed chase. They should make him a host. He now has the same amount of experience as Khloe Kardashian when she was hired as host.

15 comments:

Christopher Cruz said...

And honey, that orange hair ain't helpin'.

PuggleWug said...

Who are the judges this year?

EmEyeKay said...

That's MORE experience, Enty. I doubt Khloe has ever stolen a car ;)

Anna Nonymous said...

He looks like a nice kid. X factor should bail him out and give him a plane ticket.

Anna Nonymous said...

I know it would be sending the wrong message, and he did something wrong, but still. I feel sorry for the guy. Now if it was my car, I probably wouldn't feel so bad for him.

All about Eve said...

Lmao at the Khloe remark!!

auntliddy said...

He is, according to Big Book of Idiot, a First Class idiot.

Zee Noxgoddess said...

Grrr. maybe he's not originally from Florida...

elisacg said...

@Zee,
I hope you are right.

Floridians like this give the rest of us (born and raised in Florida) a bad name. Please don't lump us all in the same insane category!

kelgela2 said...

my bff was at the new orleans auditions and she made it through to go in front of simon. :D Shes going to get me a plane ticket to go meet her out there. ( I live in Michigan, she lives in Texas)

I am so happy for her. Back in 2011, she went to the Chicago auditions and I went down there to meet her. We waited outside in the pouring rain ALL NIGHT to get in line.

Can't say I feel sorry for this dude since he will most likely have had to figure out how to get more money to go back to New Orleans.

cricket said...

Dumbass

Mooshki said...

X Factor doesn't pay for their travel? Assholes!

matthew lasker said...

I live in Florida, and I must say, you should check your spelling before you make fun of ours. Or, before you become a writer invest in a writing program with grammar check.

Agent**It said...

A very driven young man.

angelface said...

If you're going to be snarky about how someone spells their name, perhaps you should spell check your snark first.