Monday, May 20, 2013

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Break Up Again

I'm not sure anyone cares at this point, but apparently, at least for a few days, Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart will not be hanging out anymore. Coachella was their swan song. Kristen hanging out with Rupert Sanders led Kristen to being ditched by Rob on his birthday and not answering her calls or texts. With no more press tours, there is no reason they will ever be forced together again except at some convention when they both run out of money and fans can pay an extra $100 to have their photos taken with the couple together; $150 if they want to see them kiss while Rob stares.

33 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

She must be such an insufferable betch.

Cathy said...

Hmmm, even the second time around, it sounds like she wasn't able to do it on her terms as planned (per the weekend reveal).

S.joy said...

They both look completely unhappy in every pic or appearance I've seen.. their faces are smiling but there's no spark in the eyes.

kelgela2 said...

Nooooo I loved them together. Edward and Bella must be together forever!

/sarcasm

MISCH said...

who cares ?

Diana G said...

I agree..who cares??

figgy said...

She is just so unattractive...not her features per se, but her expressions. I mean, what the hell kind of smile is that? And it's the only one she ever does. Blech.

Anna said...

So Enty is saying the valet/maybe Rupert photo was the end for Pattinson. That's how I read it.

libby said...

Even their fans with the shortest possible attention span have to be over this bullshit by now.

Are they? Aren't they? WGAF?

Pink Picklegoo said...

LEAVE KRISTEN ALONE!!!! but for real, I highly doubt anyone cares by now.

librariantobe said...

So which showmance is next to come out of the woodwork, Logan Lerman and Alexandra Daddario or Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson? Although JL and JH don't really need to since Hunger Games will make a veritable killing at the box office anyway. But then does anyone really care if Lerman and Daddario are dating?

@libby, you'd think so, but you'd be surprised at how obsessive those crazy 'Twi-moms' can be.

Diana G said...

LOL!!! I totally agree!!! :-)

Kate said...

You stole my comment betch ;)

SecretTorture said...

I hate that everyone says Kirsten is a lesbian. Seriously, no. Look at that face. She looks like the kind of girl who will sit back and wait for you to turn away, then next thing you know she's on her knees blowing your boyfriend.

KatL said...

By no stretch of the imagination am I a K Stew fan , so I'm just throwing this out there... What if K Stew loves the job of acting, but hates the accompanying fame/loss of privacy? I can imagine it would be awful to LOVE your job, but have to lose all privacy to do it. And I get she sort of puts herself out there, but once she was cast in Twilight she was gonna be highly scrutinized no matter what, so better to try to control it?

Anonymous said...

If that we're the case she could act in plays and not have to deal with the fans.

MadLyb said...

I hope she does Snow White II and hooks up with Rupert again so the silly Kstew/Rpatz fake PR thing will go away forever. I'm tired of Twihards.

Renoblondee said...

^^Really. They ruined Ted's site. I don't understand people who act like that over strangers.

Melissa said...

That wasn't Rupert at the restaurant, it was the valet.

crila16 said...

WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! The world if falling apart. This cannot be. I refuse to believe it. Bella and Eddie together 4EVA!!!

Jennifer H. said...

This was never, ever real.

audrey said...

Gee--I thought they would be together forever and ever...after all he is a vampire, and didn't he turn her into one? So there...that means that after we are dead and gone Edward and Bella will be together. (Insert eye roll here)

blah blah said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOObody cares...

Anna Namis said...

yes, no one cares, go back to scissoring your girlfiend K. Stew.

Tom Stockdale said...

are we still pretending they were ever a real couple?

auntliddy said...

I still say she looks like a skanky crackwhore.

Claritysk said...

I think what really happened is thier contract was up to stay together, until thier dvd came out :)

meh movin on!

nudibelle said...

shes going to be SO butt hurt when she gets no work . She acted liek this twilight stuff was so underneath her and she couldnt wait to get it over with, bitch thats all you got

T. E. Cuz said...

i mean, is this the pr department pushing the "kstew is straight" card? wth?

either way, there is no doubt that rob is so so so over her, and has been since before bd2.

yes, moving on.

penelope said...

She ruined Snow White and the Huntsman for me. She was chosen because she was popular at the time. She was the worst part about that movie and sneared the entire time. Even her smile is a snear. (Sorry, I like movies for adults based on fairy tales that are not Disney movies).

Tyger Lilly said...

It was their lack of hot shower sex that did them in.

Or just hot showering.

anon said...

Not one single fuck to give.

YourNameHere said...

Lining my cupboards with new shelf paper is more exciting than this.