Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Blind Item #1

This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is still A-/B+ with A++ list name recognition recently was out of the country and picked up a nasty STD. It's not one that goes away quickly. Lucky for him he doesn't have sex with his wife but he never uses protection with those one night stands of his so our actor could soon turn into a one man epidemic.

39 comments:

MerryB said...

R
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LottaColada said...

O
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Mari said...

Lucky for his wife, more like!

leemonada76 said...

Ethan hawke

FSP said...

+1

Simon said...

Michael Douglas?

Simon said...

Michael Douglas?

Nutty_Flavor said...

Will Smith.

Bacon Ranch said...

Travolta?

Count Jerkula said...

Syphilis.

Cleodacat said...

I think Count got it!!

Bacon Ranch said...

I think syphilis can be cured Count. This sounds like herpes or HIV. I don't really know much about what STDs can and can't be whisked away with a pill or a shot of penecillan, andiknowispelledthatwrong though.

auntliddy said...

Douglas, oral sex cancer survivior, lol

MISCH said...

There is a new strain of syphilis that is drug resistant it's been in the news lately...that said. ARE THESE PEOPLE CRARY ? Who has unprotected sex...? In these times and with everything we know you'd have to nuts.

ethorne said...

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Sage said...

I think Count got it too. The blind says "It's not one that goes away quickly", not that it doesn't go away at all.

Count Jerkula said...

@BaconRanch: It doesn't say it will be around forever, like herpes, and it would be a much bigger deal if it was HIV. Gonorrhea (porn flu) is a couple days of antibiotics. Syphilis is the one that takes some time to get rid of.

@Misch: Gonorrhea is the one that has had drug resistant strain in the news lately. Only news I recall about syphilis is last years outbreaks in LA porn (1 or 2 cases) and European porn (I think 17 total cases).

Its just U said...

Why would he stay married? If he doesn't even have sex with his wife, and doesn't bally up with strange, then he must want to just give away half his stuff.

MadLyb said...

John Travolta.

urban chaos said...

Agree with Bacon Ranch- this says John Travolta to me.

boomom22 said...

Isn't syphilis the nasty one where green goo comes out of the love making orifaces?

timebob said...

Stallone or one of the leads in Expendable 3, they are filming in Hungary.

JoyceL32 said...

@ethorne: James Fenimore Cooper has been dead since 1851. And he was an author. (Yes, that's the first person with those initials that I thought of. Occupational hazard.)

skimpymist said...

Ewww green goo. I read that machine gun kelly caught syphilis as well as other std's then a few days later saw a video of his pornstar friend giving him fellatio on stage during a show. I'm going to google syphilis to see what the symptoms are.

ethorne said...

Lol @JoyceL32

MISCH said...

Isn't that what killed Capone ?

SophiaB said...

Not to mention the untreatable gonorrhea. And THAT, folks, is why I quit the biz. Cannot justify exposing myself and those I love to something that will not go away. Not for money, not for joy, not for nuthin'. Folks are living in complete denial.

Count Jerkula said...

@Misch: Yes, and many others. If left untreated, it will eat holes in the brain or something.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_syphilis_cases

SophiaB said...

Cover story. He is in the closet. I am guessing. And it is expensive to divorce esp since the paychecks have dwindled.

Paint Chips said...

Hepatitis B can be a hassle to get rid of.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Count & Misch, syphilis is also suspected as playing a role in Hitler's complete loss of sanity.

Sherry said...

My first thought was Michael Douglas since they had pics of him everywhere on vac with the kiddies.

Count Jerkula said...

@7 of 11: in Hitler's defense, you try banging first World War era European hookers and not catch something.

Does the US military still give Dishonorable Discharges after your 3rd time with a VD?

Jacq said...

It's penisillan. You're welcome ;)

ethorne said...

No, it's penicillin. Google says you're not welcome.

ethorne said...

Unless that was a dick joke. :)

Robert said...

Maybe it's "Penis sellin'?"

Rach Around said...

@aunt Lid: ha ha!! Kissing CZJ ANYWHERE could be considered cunnilingus!

GMonkey said...

Do not google dishonorable discharge for STD. Ewwww.