Monday, September 16, 2013

Jenelle Evans Gets Tattoo Of Her Boyfriend's Name - Puts It Next To Husband's Name

At some point in her life, Jenelle Evans is going to need a Groupon for tattoo removal. Right now though she can't be stopped in her quest to cover her body in tattoos of all the guys she has had sex with over the past few years. OK, not all the guys. That would make her look like one of those people that work at the fair. I doubt she even remembers the names of half the people she has slept with over the past few years but if you are unlucky enough to have sex with her more than a few times you get a tattoo.

Over the weekend Jenelle showed off a new tattoo which covers have the width of her stomach. It is the name of her boyfriend which is presumably spelled correctly. He managed to stop watching gay porn long enough to get her name tattooed on his body too. Jenelle found room on her body next to the name of her husband and off to the side of her last few boyfriends. They form a nice pattern around all the needle marks from her heroin injections. As many needles as she injects in her body, I hope the tattoo artist used six layers of gloves.

11 comments:

Unknown said...

I get it, she is trash... But this "enty" is spewing an awful lot of opinion and hate today.

Topper Madison said...

Agreed. I thought the article title was enough. No need to go into more.

Anonymous said...

With all our (my husband's & mine), we still won't get each others names on our bodies- it's bad juju. No good. Don't test the gods. We both have images representing the other though. Unless its a dead person or a child, just don't!

Anonymous said...

*all our ink.

Barton Fink said...

Once I was negative about these young lasses. Now I am more positive, and I think that the cosmos creates people like this so that low-IQ unemployed young men can have sexual release.

Count Jerkula said...

I like her pre implant nude pics. Terrible there is only a partial ass shot though.

Anonymous said...

And I love Enty's generalisation that people with extensive (more than a butterfly tramp stamp) are fucking carnies. I have post grad masters, working on my doctorate, and am covered in ink.

sandybrook said...

I'm stunned she saved enough money from her drug buying to get tats.

Anonymous said...

Sandy: that has me baffled also. My last sitting for a back piece (still not finished) cost $1,300 (Aus). And I've got a well paying job. And yet daily I witness clients w extensive ink who are dependant on welfare payments.

Murphy said...

Whatever guys, she has earned all that negativity.

kerri said...

Rach: I have a heap of ink and its cost me thousands, but my clients (all on Centrelink payments) have more tatts than me. I guess they prioritise that over food & bills.

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