Friday, September 20, 2013

Miley Cyrus Cheated On Liam Hemsworth For Months

Everyone thinks that Liam Hemsworth moved on quickly after the "official" breakup with Miley Cyrus. Apparently Miley moved on even more quickly because she has been hooking up with her music producer (above) for the past four months which would be about two months after Liam hooked up with January Jones but two months after Miley hooked up with the guy at the Christmas party but a month after Liam hooked up with that actress from The Hunger Games but a month after Miley hooked up with that woman after she had a threesome with Liam and the woman. But, they were happily engaged for all of it. I could keep going further back in the Miley/Liam timeline. They both had some fidelity issues.

The only reason I chose to make the headline is because Liam has been taking some heat for moving on with his new hookup so thought it was time to at least even the field and show that Miley was ready to take her new guy public too.

66 comments:

Rach Around said...

Oh, the diseases! I hope those kids had the sense to swap dingas when exchanging body fluid.

MontanaMarriott said...

Please tell me she is pulling a Joss Stone and screwing for tracks because dude is a troll, IMO.

jodi benton said...

Please.

These two split months ago but pretended to stay together for publicity.

Jms said...

This guy really? Gross. Just gross.

jane3113 said...

She works so hard to look good. Fit body, make up. But then out comes that tongue. What an idiot.

Brian said...

Expecting fidelity from a 20-year-old is like expecting a two-year-old to do long division.

They just aren't mentally equipped for it.

Rafi said...

Hush your mouth. Joss Stone is my fave.

Renoblondee said...

Damn he's fug.

Kristin said...

She's good at keeping her shit tight, though. Liam looks like a tool.

ian mcgrinty said...

He's not attractive.

rajahcat said...

whatever----why were they engaged in the first place is the question?????

sandybrook said...

she tries so hard to be black so maybe her kids will be.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Isn't there usually some kind of old-fashioned 'gentleman's agreement' where the man takes responsibility for the relationship breaking up?

Protects his reputation - he doesn't look like the kind of guy a woman cheats on, or the sort of guy who would blame his girlfriend for the relationship's failure. And being a cheater never hurt a Hollywood hunk's appeal.

JJ said...

Seriously, what is up with the tongue? Am I missing some cool new trend?

Patty said...

Geesh, even Gene Simmons didn't stick out his tongue as much as she does. And his career is about 8 times longer than her's.

Keep it in your mouth already. It makes you look like a fool, and not sexy.

Ms Cool said...

She is keeping it classy.

parissucksliterally said...

They have both been doing their own thing for how long? I would not consider it cheating.....

Sass71 said...

That run on sentence is longer that Miley's tongue, Enty ;)

Sherry said...

Yeah that tongue always out is just so played..Stop already!

Who was the girl they had the meange with? Inquiring minds want to know.

Chrissy Buns said...

Oh man...she could have a Hemsworth, and she chose THAT? Yikes...

Count Jerkula said...

Once white betches get a taste of the BBC, they go crazy. I think this must be the reason for the recent antics out of her. She is 3 months away from begging Drake to murder her pussy.

Also, would this be the guy who pimped her, or the one she was pimped too?

Kels said...

I've done it for four years. Speak for yourself.

Iceberg said...

They're young, no harm in playing the field. The engagement was dumb, though, but everyone knew that from the start.

Eros said...

They look so wrong together. Thats downgrade from Liam.

Uhhhh... said...

gross.

MerryB said...

Team Gale

ethorne said...

Is it too much to ask that Miley be revealed as the nut that nailed a dead cow to Liam's hump-piece's door?

Unknown said...

Statistics prove out marrying you end in failure just look at the current divorce rates. People are more likely to make the right choices after their brains have completely developed. Unless you have celebrated your 20th don't count your chickens yet.

Anothergrayhare said...

Well he's certainly a step down in the looks department. And has she had a stroke or something and can't keep her tongue from falling out of her mouth?. Jeez. Enough already.

AKM said...

Oh, God. Put. Your tongue. In your mouth. And put. SOME CLOTHES ON!

derek harvey said...

she fucked that man for those songs?

LottaColada said...

Typical desperate pop star. Next...

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@Montana a Joss Stone...nice!!!!

Kels said...

I'm not married and we don't plan on that anytime soon. One day at a time. I'm 21 and have been with the same guy for four years. Like I said, I can be monogamous and it's nothing to do with how my brain is developed. Perhaps I'm just a loyal, good person?
Why are you speaking about divorce rates? Monogamy does not mean marriage.

boomom22 said...

Count, you said exactly what I was thinking. This explains a lot about her ratchet white girl transformation.

Tae Scott said...

Two 20 something's getting engaged are bound to cheat on each other. She cheated on him because he cheated on her and vice versa they both very immature but people
Only point out Miley's .

Anyway Miley isn't not trying to be black please stop,saying that its very racist.

Pip said...

If I never see Miley tongue again, I will die a happy woman. Did any of us think they would actually get married, and it would last? I didn't. Both were too young to start thinking marriage. Enjoy being young, keep your tongue in your mouth, and try not to marry until you know you are ready for all that marriage entails.

Gary T. Burnaska said...

She acts like the entire thing was Liams fault. Sorry I have to go bros before hoes with this one. Say Miley you were the problem.

JELUS H8R H8N HARD said...

Count, once you go black, you get an STD (and whites don't want you back). You also usually end up with a nappy headed future inmate and no daddy in sight. I see those unfortunate creatures in Wal-Mart all the time. If your pussy is so blown out and floppy that you need a giant cock, buy a dildo. Generally, only the trashiest, ugliest and/or fattest white women become mudsharks, so it's no loss to whites. I'm sure nobody is mourning the loss of Miley.

Racist? Sure, but it's the truth and we all know it, whether or not we admit it.

BrainyAngel said...

^ Yikes! White supremecist much?
Anyway...any heat is good heat. Liam got tons of publicity, became a household name, and dirtied up his pretty-boy image a bit. She got tons of publicity, but alas became a joke

Count Jerkula said...

@888:

Get over it

Count Jerkula said...

In honor of Miley: glitter painted ass hardcore twerking NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Little Broken Bird said...

Your links are like big red buttons I've been told not to touch! It's excruciating, but I'm too scared to click lol

The Real Dragon said...

Fuck Miley and Liam with their he said she said

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

Cheating on a cheater is forgiven in God's heaven, taking your tongue out every minute isn't. Remember this, Miley.

auntliddy said...

they are young, this is what young people do. they date, screw it up, try again. no harm no foul.

Bally said...

So, I'm guessing this is the answer to the blind about the white singer who has a black boyfriend, but she was keeping him hidden from the public.

skimpymist said...

¥Ugh racists make me sick. Wish they could all be shipped off to the middle of the arctic and told to figure out what to do.

fancyscreenname said...

Perhaps he's a nice Guy??????????

Jeez ......

RowdyRodimus said...

Jealous Hater 888 (sorry don't like doing all the text spelling stuff) saying that reminds me of something one of my employees said one time. A black guy came in, drunk off his ass and started hitting on her, talking about his cock and stuff. Anyway he said the usual "Once you go black you never go back" stuff and without missing a beat the girl says "No, once you go black it's a life of welfare and crack" then walked away.

He tried to get me to fire her for being "rude" but I was all "Dude, you came in here drunk and telling her about your dick, you lost the right to complain about how you were treated right then."

BaronessOrczy said...

I think ouch when I look at this.

fancyscreenname said...

@rowdy .......

There are countless stories of black men doing this and being stunned at the white womans rejection. I've heard several of them. They then consider the women "racist". Can't believe some men can b so cocky. Lol

Pun intended.......

;^P

KevinA said...

I interrupt the racism to ask if "The HG actress" is JL? That's one way to refer to her I guess.

V said...

Fucking awesome @count

V said...

Hey Kevin, don't you know, racism is the new "black".

MadLyb said...

Girl, put that tongue back in your mouth. It's not sexy. You look like a desparate anteater.

Rach Around said...

Go Kels. Agreed.

TheTruthIsOutThere said...

Damn! So that's how Kim K. Is trying to lose weight!

(That's how I invision her ass when she takes off her 47 prs of Spanx. )

Rach Around said...

Count : fucking rad! Jizz knows no colour.

Elizabeth312 said...

I've been with my husband since we were 17. No breakups. Got married at 24, first baby at 28, and we at 30 now.

Everybody's gotta do what's best for them, but it is possible! Best of luck and good thoughts to you and your partner Kels!!

Elizabeth312 said...

I've been with my husband since we were 17. No breakups. Got married at 24, first baby at 28, and we at 30 now.

Everybody's gotta do what's best for them, but it is possible! Best of luck and good thoughts to you and your partner Kels!!

abob said...

@V, I thought Muslim was the new Black?

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Agree

di butler said...

First off, I posted about 10 days ago about her and Mike getting to close, he has/had a girl! She was also part of the entourage in Vegas this past weekend. This story is NOT true. They have maybe been an item 4-6 wks, if that.

crila16 said...

Miley slept with Chris Helmsworth. I don't know why Liam even stayed with her after that.

Count Jerkula said...

@crila16: 2 words: Birthday Threesome.