Tuesday, December 03, 2013

Blind Item #10

This former A+ list mostly movie actor is trying to get back to A again. On the set of his current movie he held up production for an hour because he said he needed to meditate. What he was really doing was smoking a joint while his college age girlfriend took care of him.

42 comments:

Gypsy said...

Gere.

Lolapie said...

Woody?

Mitzy said...

I confess. I am the girlfriend. And Woody is HUNG!

jodi benton said...

how old is shia's gf?

Kristin said...

Hugh grant

Laurie said...

Jim Carrey

sandybrook said...

James Woods :)

Becca Parker said...

College age GF means James Woods.

Senor Salty said...

Woody was never a +

Ryan O'Neal for the win

Count Jerkula said...

Weed is the best blow job drug. Bonus is by the time you bust a nut, you got the munchies and a moist slice of pie to chow down on.

Get it, Bro!

TalksTooMuch said...

Yuck. Man!

Lolapie said...

Oh, Count. I always think 2 things after reading your posts..
a. hahahahaha
b. hmmm, true.

Topper Madison said...

Mickey Rourke

Count Jerkula said...

That is my intent, Lolapie. Thanks for getting it.

PookieTwo said...

Jim Carrey, who's filming Dumb & Dumber 2 and fits as a former A+. He's become a huge yoga and meditation fanatic lately. And likes young women, his last gf was some sort of grad student I thought.

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mybrothehero said...

Count. Darn it.

Renoblondee said...

Like the Carrey guess!

Count Jerkula said...

@mybrotherthehero: Height? Location? Married?

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Count Jerkula said...

5'1? I'm interested. Pittsburgh? DANG! Can't there be one fun & kinky chick on this site within 2-3 hours from NJ!

Make me your bitch, huh? Yer gonna have to put it on me pretty darn good for that to happen.

If you are into spanking though, we could play lil boy/babysitter. While you were in the bathroom, I rummaged through your purse and found your weed. You spank me for going through your stuff, smoke me out to show me what weed is like, then make me eat your pussy, in exchange for not telling my parents I got high. After that, you are putting my pajamas on me and feel bad when you notice my boner. "I don't want you having a wet dream, and messing up your sheets, so I'm gonna help you with this......."

It was a total set up but I have no clue, because I am so young and inexperienced. I only went into your purse because I saw the bubble gum. You knew Bubble Tape was my favorite, that is why you picked it up on your way to my house, and left your purse open so I would see it, and your fat sack of 420.

Jeans size? Bra size? You can email those answers if you want some discretion.

You drive? Can you meet me in Gettysburg?

MadLyb said...

I'm on the Jim Carey guess. I don't think James Woods smokes pot because he is a small-minded asshat.

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mybrothehero said...

Also, I originally thought you said New York not NJ. But on behalf of us Pennsylvanians, you can have Philadelphia.

Jessica Ross said...

enty should consider adding a hook-up/dating sub-category to his blog...It's getting hot up in the comments section...

Mary said...

Joaquin Phoenix.

Count Jerkula said...

@mybrotherthehero: Click on my screen name and it will take you to my profile. My email is in a link on the left.

You want to whore me out for spankings??? I don't know if I'm down for that.

Gettysburg was the only interesting mid point I could think of. It is good to have something to do while my tongue and pecker are recovering for the next round. It is 3+ hours from me.

We don't want Philly. How about PA takes Camden? It is philled with Philly wash outs any way.

In real life I need a lil alcohol to be this funny and charming, but I get there.

@Jessica: I'd be down to peruse a Dating Sub section. Anytime I put an ad up on craigslist for a sub, they get flagged :(

Rosemary Young said...

Ladies and gentlemen: do you know your comments can be seen...?! >:-)

Iva Bigbody said...

Joachim Phoenix.

His stature has fallen greatly and he's dating a 20 yr. old.

Count Jerkula said...

It is OK, Rosemary. Everyone knows that about Camden.

mybrothehero said...

I have cleansed the comments. Just so it stays in Count's heart. :)

Count Jerkula said...

You may be able to cleanse your words from the internet, but the thoughts remain in your mind.

mybrothehero said...

Very much so!

Nothanksdarlin said...

I'm on the Joaquin train too

yodster said...

what about bradley cooper?

Sally May said...

Pitt

urg8urg said...

@Count...you are talented!

Count Jerkula said...

@urg8urg: The less I think, the better I write and speak.

Sandy said...

It's Carrey.

gail from Long Island said...

I agree with Mary....Joaquin Phoenix.

Eros said...

Shia ftw