Friday, December 27, 2013

Blind Item #3

This former A list mostly movie actress who doesn't work much despite the Academy Award nomination/win had been dating a guy who told her he wanted her to look less like a traditional movie star and more like a porn star so the actress went up almost two sizes. Now the couple is on the rocks because he has a wandering eye for real porn stars.

21 comments:

Massive G said...

She's lucky. Better dump the asshole before he gives her HIV.

Cameron Diaz And A Rod

Massive G said...

I am sitting in a cemetary office buying a plot and I have to take a wicked shit. I am fucked up on oxycontin snd do the shit bolus is stuck up my ass and Hurts. When it comes out it will rip the lining of my asshole and thevtoilet bowl will fill with shit and assblood. Assblood smells like rotten animal guts and makes everyone who smells the stench projectile vomit. The bathroom is going to be a fucking mess v

Massive G said...

The fucking flatus coming out of my ass smells like assblood. The stench is enveloping the entire office and secretsiies have begin to projectile vomit on their desks. What a gucking mess.

it took forever said...

damn it Massive G has free time today!

Count Jerkula said...

Was mena suvari nominated for american beauty? I seen bikini pics the other day and she either got ass implants or she's doing squats 14hrs a day. The ass did look delicious.

Alabama said...

Yes, she was nominated. I just cannot like her.

Johnny said...

Mena was not nominated.

Snoopy said...

Renee zelleweiger

Alabama said...

You're right. I remember her being at the show and could've sworn she was nominated. Kevin Spacey won and it was all downhill from there.

Alabama said...

I like this guess

tennis peach said...

Renee Zellwegger

Jason Blue Eyes said...

No, Mena was not nominated. Count is right, best ass in Hollywood.

Count Jerkula said...

Currently, you may be right JBE. All time, the Fonda ass Jane and Bridgette possessed back in there glory days was on par.

I'll never forget my old man rewinding and freeze framing Jackie Brown, when DeNiro is done porking Bridgette in the kitchen.

"Look at that! Look!"

What?

"She's got the same ass as her aunt!"

He was right.

Tina Mallette said...

Why do women get plastic surgery because the boyfriend insists, that's the red flag, that's the sign to exit stage left. Any man who wants you to look like a porn star is not going to be monogamous. Any man who is the one insisting on surgery is a control freak. Run actresses run. And then to boot he's probably ruining your career because mainstream Hollywood doesn't want the porn star look.

Bunni said...

I think she's always had some ass back there.

Bunni said...

I think she's always had some ass back there.

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shakey said...

Count, for me that is the saddest sex scene I've ever seen on film.

Sherry said...

I just saw that scene 2 days ago. Didn't notice her ass though.

Count Jerkula said...

@shakey: dude just got out of prison, whattaya expect? Poor bastard hadnt felt vagina in years.

@sherry: when they finish, she turns and walks out the entry way of the kitchen.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Yeah, and her nasty ass toe was on the rim of his glass. Skanky ho.