Friday, December 13, 2013

Blind Item #7

He didn't have sex with twins, but this married B list talk show host did have sex with one of a set of twins. Tell me again why his wife sticks with him? Oh yeah, money. Tell me again why other women sleep with him.

47 comments:

Craig said...

I had sex with twins.
Although not at the same time and they were not identical so it probably isn't worth mentioning. Not even to Count ;)

sandybrook said...

Ill take Jerry Springer and a Shannon twin probably Karissa for $100 Enty.

skimpymist said...

Maury and one of the shannon twins if the twins are famous. The blind doesn't specify that part.

Steampunk Jazz said...

I have no idea but I like the thought of Dr Phil and an Olsen twin, which one has the daddy boyfriend?

Unknown said...


lauer

Sugar said...

congrats, Craig

Runswithscissors said...

Mario Lopez, as much as it pains me to suggest it.

Renoblondee said...

I thought Mario, but I guess he's not a talk show host.

Runswithscissors said...

Mario Lopez, as much as it pains me to suggest it.

Meanie Rhysie said...

@Steampunk, I'm horrified by this! Horrified!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Pearl clutch horrified or physically I'll horrified?

Craig said...

Why thank you @Sugar. These days I prefer the cake :)

Haywood Jablomee said...

Total 250 to 1 longshot: Sean Hannity and Jeremy London

Meanie Rhysie said...

Physically ill horrified, for sure!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Sorry, @ rhysie re horrified.

Haywood Jablomee said...

Total 250 to 1 longshot: Sean Hannity and Jeremy London

Steampunk Jazz said...

Considering... Not so bad if she were on top ( counts' bouncy castle) but him over her like an over grown bull, is ,I agree

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jodi benton said...

@Haywood

lol

Susan M said...

This twin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Heder

and he was dressed like this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Napoleon_dynamite_post.jpg

Susan M said...

PS can someone tell me how to make clicky links?

Steve Mccoy said...

Maury and Patty (or Cathy) for the win.

Sugar said...
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Sugar said...

It goes like this almost exactly. I can't do it exactly or it will make a clicky so I will substitute < and > with ( and ) for now but when you go to do the clicky, use < or > in place of my parenthesis.

(a href="copy your link here")write here what you want shown for people to click on(/a)

don't forget the quotes or the = sign and use < and > and voila! Try it!

Susan M said...



Thanks Sugar!

Sugar said...

You're welcome!!!

Count Jerkula said...

I think the one thing that would be intriguing about twins is dipping back and forth to see if they both feel the same.

Milton Twins offer the best in Twin Porn. Identical, young blondes. They even do OTA2OTM (one twin's ass to other twin's mouth) in one scene. I think one of them has like 6 kids now.

Only thing I saw in porn that was more shocking was Desi Foxx licking her daughter's juices from a man. Y'all talk about PMK, Desi was 5x as vile, using her beautiful and sweet daughter to get porn work for herself. They even worked the Bunny Ranch together.

Susan M said...

OMG gross.

Steve Mccoy said...

Gene Rayburn and one of the Doublemint Twins

crila16 said...

Dr. Phil.

0_0 said...

The count has limits?!
The Milton Twins look skanky and I can smell stale cigarette smoke on them through the screen.

aemish said...

@Susan & @Sugar... happy happy, joy joy :D

aemish said...

Dr. Phil-of-it has the playboy twin connection

Count Jerkula said...

@0_0: I wouldn't say limits, it is more that Desi is as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside, and I can't stand the crazy old cunt. Follow her on Twitter if you want to understand and enjoy unfiltered batshit.

Of course the Milton's are skanky. They were twin sisters doing porn with each other. That kind of depravity doesn't grow on trees. It must have taken years of poor upbringing, economic turmoil and loose morals to make it happen.

SueRH said...

Abby and Brittany.

Massive G said...

MAURY for the win

Massive G said...

Seriously Matt Lauer

Mark B said...

Lol @ sueRH

MadLyb said...

Oh, so it's the ol' twin thing? I guess not having dick parts or the hormones that goes with them destines me to not understand the whole salacious "twins" thing. Maybe in the next life, I'll get it.

MadLyb said...

Women sleep with him because sometimes we gotta have dick, and in those times, it doesn't matter whom or what it's attached to.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Omg, the Olsen twins are in the pics today, Please don't tell me I was right about Dr Phil too!��♒

Mark said...

Kent Brockman and Selma Bouvier. We know Patty doesn't go that way.

Char said...

I did too! Non-identical and not at the same time. Also I'm a girl; they were guys.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

So the guy had sex with a person that has a twin sibling? That's just ridiculous, everybody knows that in all of human history, no twin has ever had sex.

di butler said...

Lopez.

Gayeld said...

Physically ill.

di butler said...

Double your pleasure, double your fun!

LOL on the Gene Rayburn comment!