Thursday, December 05, 2013

Blind Item #9

Last year this A list (unfortunately) singer left behind his wife's suitcase on a luggage carousel in the Caribbean when he saw dogs surrounding it. he knew he had a ton of pot in it and didn't want his A list (unfortunately) celebrity/singer wife to get arrested. No one ever came looking for him at his hotel. It probably helped that he told his wife they needed to leave the next morning.

26 comments:

Feed Watcher said...

What asshole takes week to the Caribbean?

Talk about taking sand to the beach..

Karen said...

The supreme assholes, Chad and Avril.

Renoblondee said...

Lol @Karen

sandybrook said...

If s/he didn't use unfortunately Id say Tim McGraw and Faith Hill. However the word unfortunately involves who Karen said.

Sugar said...

Agreed about Chad and Avril but wouldn't her luggage have her name on it?

Eros said...

Tim Mcgraw/ Faith Hill fits I think. +1

MontanaMarriott said...

Bey/Jay have enough $$$ to own their own plane or at least lease one so that counts them out.

LottaColada said...

All I can think is, this happened last year?

Count Jerkula said...

Women smuggling drugs should bring a second bag full of period panties. The Narc dogs will be humpin that suitcase while yer out the door and rollin a doobie in the rental car.

:P

CaCa82 said...

Count Jerkula FTW. so hilariously on point again

Mark B said...

I said this before with Chad / Avril guesses, but I don't buy that he's A-list, even unfortunately. An argument could be made for her being, just.

Senor Salty said...

If it was 1984 and Enty didn't use the word unfortunately, you could say Paul and Linda.

I thought Robin Thicke but his wife doesn't sing.

Gavin and Gwen fit, but Gavin isn't a List.

Sherry said...

Funny that Count knows the secret of "period panties".

Count Jerkula said...

@Sherry: can't go huntin with a bitch in heat.

Unknown said...

The count is really a lesbian.

Unknown said...

The count is really a lesbian.

Unknown B said...

He wishes

Count Jerkula said...

@unknown b: I would be a well hung lesbian, my fingers are thick.

Unknown B said...

Count, you would be a popular lesbian

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di butler said...

Chad and Avril are A list. Unfortunately or whatever. I don't even care.

Char said...

You can't leave your suitcase behind. It is tagged and associated with your ticket. They would easily track you down.

love/hate said...

Count! I'm picturing all these famous jerky waif puffing while the walk out the JFK doors with a dog/suitcase orgy going on behind her. Please go to Heaven, steal Bob Ross, and have him paint this.

Count Jerkula said...

@Love/Hate: Sounds to me like somebody been puffin tonight :)

Rach Around said...

ha ha @ Sherry - we call em rags jocks here, they're ugly things and only get pulled out once a month.

Slim Peachy said...

What?

So no baggage claim tag on it with the passenger name? Were they travelling on fake passports? Not a thing inside with their name on it? An unattended, left behind on the carousel, bag would cause a pretty big incident in an airport. Like probably bomb squad big. Let alone if it set the freakin dogs off.

This one is far-fetched.