Monday, December 23, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

January 8, 2007

This past weekend I was leaving one of my favorite restaurants in LA. I love a good steak and this place has the best. Like everyone else does here in LA, I was waiting in line for the valet. There were about four people ahead of my group. I had seen this actor inside, and although we are not friends, we certainly know each other enough to say hello. Throughout the evening I had seen this actor enjoying drink after drink and growing louder and louder. He was being obnoxious, but nothing out of the ordinary or worth a mention here. UNTIL, he and his companions emerged from the restaurant and proceeded to push their way through to the front of the valet line. For some reason there was only one valet working and so things were moving a little slow. However, everyone was in a good mood and no one was complaining because they could all see how hard the one valet was working. He was not walking anywhere. He was running flat out. The valet looked to be in his mid 20's and was from Mexico. His English was poor which was going to cost him in a few minutes. When our actor came outside, the valet was not there because he was running to get a car. This immediately sent Mr. Ass into a rant about how no one has good service anymore and he had a movie opening soon and companies just did not value customer service.

So, the valet comes back with a car and now there are three people ahead of my group and the first in line prepares to give his ticket to the valet. The valet is about to grab it, when Mr. Ass says, "Hold it, I need to go first. I have a talk show I am supposed to do in twenty minutes." Well it is almost 11pm and no one is buying that story. The valet did not really understand what Mr. Ass was saying, just that there was an angry man getting more angry by the minute right in his face. The valet kind of gave a half smile and a shrug, and went back to the person who was first. At that point, Mr. Ass decided to play the do you know who I am card. I hate that card and to have this almost A lister recite what he has done and is doing to a man who did not understand a word was really humorous if you were not being the guy yelled at. It is so LA and so annoying. At that point, Mr. Ass lost it and his friends were trying to slink away. Mr. Ass said he would just go get his car himself and where were all the damn keys. The valet pointed and Mr. Ass got his keys and then asked where the cars were parked. It turns out the cars were about two blocks away. That sent Mr. Ass into a rant about how could the cars be protected if they were that far away and there better not be any damage to his car, etc. BUT it was too far for him to bother with it and that the valet should get it NOW. Well, it looked like we were in for another outburst of yelling and screaming, but everyone agreed Mr. Ass should go first. We just did not have the guts to watch it and you could tell the valet just wanted to escape the wrath of Mr. Ass.

The valet got back a few minutes later with the vehicle and Mr. Ass actually had the nerve to say it’s about time. No tip, no manners, and not the first time. Needless to say, the valet made a ton of money off the rest of us, but Mr. Ass needs a good ass kicking.

Jeremy Piven

33 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

I wanna say this was already revealed.

rll said...

Slug.

Slug cock, slug face, slug manners

timebob said...

he literally flipped his wig

surfer said...

Too bad no one had the balls to speak up and put him in his place. That includes you, Enty.

FlirtyChick74 said...

I would have laughed at his face with his little self. Besides, if you have to remind people who you are then you aren't worth much.

Count Jerkula said...

I'll never understand why no one ever tells him to shut his fucking mouth.

sandybrook said...

Now see OG Enty could never write blinds like this if he was still running things here because with 10 or 11 blinds a day he'd be here all day and night.

Kassandra said...

Piven is definitely slime. How any woman would consider him screw-worthy is beyond comprehension.

Is it possible he is packing a beer-can-width penis? That seems to be the only explanation.

Either that or he is one of those actor/drug dealers we hear about.

Pip said...

Was the movie Smoking Aces? That was awful. Piven has been playing the same character for years now, manic, and occasionally drugged up.

AJ said...

@SandyBrook
It would be quite lovely to have some well written quality blinds rather quantity of drivel.
I enjoy the comments more than anything else lately.

Dena said...

I love the old blinds when they are properly written, entertaining stories. And Piven is a dick.

strongerthancoffee said...

Can his feet even reach the pedals to drive? Or is it equipped with hand controls?

Candyland said...

Of course it's Little Pecker Piven!

Basil said...

What an asshole.

Kloie said...

Good one, Timebob.

mngddess said...

Shame on you for not having the guts to put him in his place.

Bubbles said...

Is it a felony or misdemeanor assault charge to rip someone's toupee from their head and beat them about the face with it?

Renoblondee said...

Ah, love the old blinds.

superello said...

I wish someone in line would have recorded this!

Jacq said...

This guy is maybe 4 feet tall with heels on. I don understand why someone didn't chuck his keys and little Mr. Ass out into traffic.

JoeInLA said...

So why did it take you so long to reveal this one, ENTY? Nothing libelous here, and seems like it would benefit everyone to know what kind of asshole this actor really is.

Bessie Smith said...

You know, this makes me think of when I was watching Selfridges on Masterpiece Theater.I think I have the name of the show right. Masterpiece is my poison, so to speak. And when, last season, they had a new series presented, I was delighted. I have never watched the Piven in anything. Never watched Entourage: just knew I didn't like him. What was my horror when I realized that in the sea of English actors; really good actors (one French), the Piven had the lead. He is a horrible actor; much waving about of arms. How on earth did that happen? How? I think he is a producer, but I still don't know how that happened. Those dead eyes; the overacting. Thanks, I've been waiting a while to say that. Now for my sweet potato fries.

Tina Mallette said...

England can have him permanently.

Runswithscissors said...

God!!! What an ASS!!! Even if it was revealed before, enty dies it to rind everyone why he, and we all, should hate him! (Go to happy place, go to happy place, Avril Lavigne kicks him in the balls, go to happy place)

Runswithscissors said...

Dies*. Remind*. Hate autofill

Runswithscissors said...

Uuuuugghhh!!!!!!!! Does* does*
Does*!!!!!!!

Sherry said...

I know how you feel Scissors. Some phones just hate us!
Piven..AGAIN? What a dick.

SrslyMike said...

Out of all people, we're talking about some douche in a toupee? Seriously, I kinda expected Alec Baldwin pulling this one, he's a douche but at least he's got something he can use in the case of "do you know who I am".

Rome said...

Why didn't someone tell that little dickface to shut the fuck up and go to the back of the line?

Lothar said...

I blame Ellen Degeneres for giving us Piven. he was her brother on her sitcom.

auntliddy said...

He us beyond crude.

NaughtyNurse said...

OK. That did it. I always found him kinda sexy--DON'T JUDGE ME!--but now I'm done. I can't with a guy who treats people like that. Damn.

Renoblondee said...

@Naughty. Me too. Sigh.