Saturday, December 28, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

December 21, 2007

Anyway, last year this B list film actress with A+ name recognition was going through money at very healthy clip to support her drug addiction. Tired of stealing from her friends at parties, she came up with a grand scheme. She said she was collecting donations for a toys for tots like organization, but since it was overseas she needed cash instead of unwrapped presents. $50,000 in donations later, she had herself one hell of a holiday season. The only reason she got busted on it was because the idiot offered some coke to a person she had previously plead poverty to. When asked where she got the money for the coke, she told the person about her scam. In her drug addled confusion she forgot that her fellow coke sniffer had been one of the contributors to the cause.

Lindsay Lohan (remember when she was a B lister? I can't imagine her offering to share her coke)

33 comments:

Freya said...

Remember when she was A-list?

love nugget said...

My ex used to sell her coke and she never had any money

Renoblondee said...

What a loser.

Seven of Eleven said...

I have never done cocaine - does it really make you stupid enough to share not only your stash but also your schemes?

lesbianeatwhat said...

it takes a special creature to accomplish this feat of disgustingness.
@seven a few of my friends dabble in the cocaine and i do know it makes you retell the SAME dang story over n over n over!!!!!!!!!!!

WareCat said...

lol! @les.
& rite on Seven.
i always tell ppl that haven't tried it, just dn't! mmmkay.

Sherry said...

Lesbian oh gawd ain't that the truth. The worst was waiting for the dealer to give you a bump before you bought your bindle. They always are so sloooooow and freaking long winded when all you want is that first high you will spend the rest if the night chasing.

sandybrook said...

I did that stuff once and it messed me up so much I never dared do it again. Long story short the cops had to come get me when I tried to walk hone thru the Lincoln Tunnel becuz I was broke. :( dumbass young people back then.:( And I didn't live in Jersey either :(

sandybrook said...

She should have been arrested for fraud un any case.

TalksTooMuch said...

Wait, lesbian, so like I am doing coke and not even knowing it??

Karen said...

Wow. That is super disgusting. Pretending to collect for charity then using the money for drugs. Beyond disgusting actually.

Derek Harvey said...

I met a guy years ago from South Central LA that use to sell her crack.

NaughtyNurse said...

Wait wait wait. This can't be true. Didn't Lindsay tell Oprah that she had only used coke a few times?????

sandybrook said...

I thought she told Big O she only used it once.

Derek Harvey said...

a few times that morning before that interview maybe...

lesbianeatwhat said...

@derek NO WAY! for some reason i find that cool lol!

Derek Harvey said...

it was sooo funny. I live in Toronto and we have a big Caribbean festival in the summer that people from all over the world come to. My friends sister met these guys in NYC and invited them to come to Toronto for the festival. They all booked these gran hotel rooms and I came over to visit my friend. We were watching tv and a story was on about Lindsay and her antics and my friend and I started talking about her and one of those guys was like "I sell that crazy bitch rock all the time". I asked a few questions but he didnt really care to talk about her and just kept calling her a stupid crazy bitch. The guys were actually pretty nice and didnt have any drugs or weapons just a lot of weed...

Derek Harvey said...

and he definitely wasn't lying cause his lack of interest about her or her career etc was nil

lesbianeatwhat said...

@derek one of thee best story ever!! I wish it was mine lol. I can imagine her demanding phone calls at 4am, "its me thee lindsey i dont smoke crack or do coke lindsey and id like a cpl of your finest crack rocks delivered in 10mins by a magical unicorn. did i mention im lindsey so make it happen, by the way i dont smoke crack so hurry up!"
i enjoyed writing that, it just flowed lol.

lesbianeatwhat said...

in my younger day i had a cpl of dealer friends and when i would be like OMG u just sold crack to a Dr!!! theyd be like idc what he does hes a custy rock head to me. they were never impressed lol.

WareCat said...

dude was totally lying Derek.
if i had that shit on Hohan, i'd email radar online & make 5 grand, real quick.

Derek Harvey said...

it was like 5 or 6 years ago before Radar was big. and its his business. He wasn't lying--I would be skeptical and can usually tell when someone is lying. Like I said he had no interest in talking about her and just smirked when we got all excited about the story. Look at my dumbass mayor of Toronto. Kids barely outta high school sold him the crack..

lesbianeatwhat said...

lol funny u say that @derek i was just thinking how ur he the charlie sheen of mayors, ppl thinks he amusing and funny n a cool guy but really hes hurting alot of ppl.

ninotchka said...

Meh. He's just the Mayor Marion Berry of the North. He'll be gone soon, just not soon enough.


I know Lohan's an adult and has been for a long while but I still blame her scumbag parents for how she turned out. She was a cute kid but she was never going to overcome those two freaks.

Seven of Eleven said...

@les, is your wedding New Year's Eve?

ITA, Charlie is a scumbag. Denise is getting bucko bucks to take of their children? I'm sorry, but if you've ever been a full time parent of not only your own children but also foster/adopted children, and having to deal with an out of control drug addict loser who uses Twitter to threaten his exes, and his exes and girlfriends - the more money he throws at her, the better.

In my fantasy world, Charlie meets Wendy Davis and they have a fight over $3 clamatos at Caesar's Palace while arguing about the veritable hotness of Entern's random photos. Massive wee isn't there because he's in charge of procuring tiger's blood and the local 7-11™ only sells Snoop Lion brand B5 shots.

Glitter said...

What a grifter.

lesbianeatwhat said...

@seven no its fall of 2014 :)

bellaluna said...

Was this in India (and got banned from the country), or was it more recent?

di butler said...

I knew a dealer dude (the 90s) that supplied to politicians. He told me a few low level folks, no TMZ or Radar then, but he refused to mention the higher UPS, but swore he had them all the way into the top branches. The Heidi Fleiss of rock, I guess, anyway.

Wen said...

Who here is surprised? Ha Ha to you if you are.

Jacq said...

Cocaine's a hell of a drug! I love it, but can't be around the stuff. One second it's a line, next thing I'm eating the table to make sure I got it all. So, nope. I just know better. But everyone around here does it, which sucks. Everyone likes the quick high and that it's out of your system fast

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@derek too good!

@lesbian Congrats!!!

auntliddy said...

Lower than low. She is a grifter.