Friday, December 13, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

October 19, 2007

#1 I want to say that as far as I know Ice-T is not running a call girl ring. But, as a former pimp, if you told me he was, I wouldn't be shocked. What is shocking is that this totally straight A-/B+ film actor from a famous family has a piece (no pun intended) of an escort agency that caters exclusively to gay men. Seems as if our actor got a little drunk the other night, was talking to a waiter and when he found out the waiter was gay and looking for work, gave the waiter a phone number. Our actor said to tell who answered that our actor sent him, and that he could get some work. The phone number was to an escort agency.

Nicolas Cage

22 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

Smart move for an actor. "No Mr. Gay Producer, I won't fuck you for work, but call this # tell em you want the Cage Special, and they will send over 3 of what ever type of guys you prefer."

crila16 said...

Huh? Does this mean Nicolas Cage likes to dabble with the dudes on the DL?

Steampunk Jazz said...

I agree with the Count, smart move. As much as Cage dabbles in vice, he knows how profitable it is. Since he's gambling debts are so large , he needs the income.:-)

Runswithscissors said...

No, I think it just means he knew how to make some desperately needed extra cash while making sure he didn't have to go through anymore casting couches, as the count points out.
Cage's brain still works well in terms of being entrepreneurial. He knows that no one is going to out a gay escort service, too much damage for all involved, whereas a female escort service is no big deal.

sandybrook said...

Yet the a-hole is totally broke so so much for astute business sense.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Diversification is key.

Derek Harvey said...

I wish the guy would rat Cage out and he would face more public humiliation. That is quite presumptuous to think the gay would be willing to escort for money. I hate people like Cage. Just because you are seedy as hell does not mean a guy that is down on his luck at the time is willing to do whatever for a few extra bucks.

Derek Harvey said...

*the guy I meant not the gay

plokzy said...

Good perspective, Count. Made me see this in a whole different way - strategically, this is shrewd as hell. Good move.

Runswithscissors said...

It would be if he is hiding the money, I hope he is, otherwise, what an idiot to loose so much money. The business idea is good tho.

aemish said...

There's no business like show business..

auntliddy said...

Yikes

Del Riser said...

Cage lives, or at least has a residence in Las Vegas now, wonder if he has that business going on here. He is seen frequently in the restaurant's in my neighborhood.

Catherine said...

@aemish....show business, hoe business, to some it's all the same, I guess.

Basil said...

Wait a second. Do you guys mean that someone like Cage, still gets the casting couch treatment after all these years and uses and escort service instead?

Runswithscissors said...

@Del Riser, next time you see him, approach him, tell him a close friend of yours works for the acting agency he (cage) is investor in. Tell him you need to make some extra cash and are interested in having a casting call there, then ask for the number to the agency.
Get back to us.

Wendy Davis said...

Saw Valley Girl last weekend. Such a shame what kind of man thiis guy has turned into.

mrjack said...

@Catherine - Hoe business? Don't you need a green thumb for that?

Del Riser said...

@Runswithscissors, maybe I can have my brother do it.

HolidayinCambodia said...

Wait. Who is the former pimp? "But, as a former pimp, if you told me he was, I wouldn't be shocked."

Does that mean that I (the reader) am the former pimp? Or does it mean that Enty is the former pimp?

MadLyb said...

Nicholas Cage has moved up two notches with me. Helping out a bro.

ninotchka said...

The former pimp is Ice-T.

This doesn't surprise me about Cage. It won't save his broke, skank ass but it's not a shocker.