Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Head On Down To Splitsville For Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel

A few weeks ago I reported that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake were going to split and according to Radar, Jessica skipped everything related to SNL over the weekend and probably didn't even watch him on television. I'm not sure why these two even got married except Jessica was tired of getting hit on by every guy in the world so figured she and Justin could work out some type of arrangement. I hope she didn't marry him for his free acting lessons. They clearly haven't worked for him so why would they work for her. Yes, he is good on SNL but so were a million other performers on the show who could never translate SNL success to any other media.

Last time Jessica skipped an important event she took to Twitter to address the buzz. This time she didn't even bother to do that, preferring instead to stay in bed. Now, come Golden Globe time and all those paps, Jessica will be there.

43 comments:

Patty said...

I'm more inclined to believe she wasn't there because JT didn't want her to share any of the spotlight with him. Or, she was too busy spending his money while he was at work.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Now, Enty-of-the-moment, don't hold back! Don't be shy: tell us how ya really feel!

Bacon Ranch said...

Not a chance she would let him go Entern, c'mon.

The Dude said...

maybe she preferred to see him of the next 15 times he'll be on SNL, it's not like it's a rare occurance.

__-__=__ said...

Always thought he was not talented beyond average. Don't understand his appeal at all. Figured he would fade away after he broke from Brit.

Merry Christmas Eve everyone! Hope you have a great day!!

Senor Salty said...

She didn't respond because her head was buried between her girlfriend's legs

Bacon Ranch said...

__-__=__ Merry Christmas!

auntliddy said...

Noticed she wasnt around fir SNL too. They are an odd couple anyway.

NomNom83 said...

I don't know if they have a "real" marriage or not, but they've been together for several years and almost never appear together. In fact, the last time Justin made regular appearances with an SO, it was Britney. He and Cameron weren't putting on much of a display, either. Whatever their deal is, it's their deal.

They might split, they might not, but I doubt this no-show portends much of anything.

Count Jerkula said...

She gonna have a hard fall if they split. I'm all for it though, cause she will get desperate enough to flash her beave for the paps getting out of a car.

Frufra said...

Oh Count, you really have a way of getting to the heart of the matter.

msgirl said...

This is ridiculous. Why does she need to tag along to all his events?

Cheryl said...

These two don't generate much heat, do they? Even their gossip is dull.

Its just U said...

Married couples don't have to be joined at the hip. Maybe she just fancied a night to herself. Or she had her own plans. Women with husbands are actually allowed to do other things by themselves.
I know I don't trail around after my man.

auntliddy said...

Its just you-well i wld trail around after my man if he was on snl. Looks like fun!!!!! Also as a couple, u usually like to spend time together. Its not like SHE'S knee deep in any project.

JSierra said...

OT but it's not too late to send reader photos is it? I'm a bit late this year. Back to gossiping!

hollywood dime said...

@msgirl exactly! They live in la, why does she need to fly 2000+ miles to go to work with him. Maybe she was getting ready for the holidays or I don't know, crazy thought, had her OWN shit to do!

Err said...

Hey Count - are you married?

Renoblondee said...

Or.....maybe they really are splitting ya darn naysayers! ;)

AKM said...

Ha! Exactly. So very beige, these two.

Count Jerkula said...

@JSierra: I doubt it, but if you send one in and it doesn't get posted, just send me a copy.

@Err: No, I'm not married.

Pip said...

Oh Count, always helpful!

I have opted out of going to certain things, so my husband has gone solo. Maybe she had something else to do, had cramps, etc. Like It's Just U said, they're not joined at the hip.

Kristin B said...

Wasn't there a blind recently about an actress who married a gay guy because "she was tired of getting hit on all the time"? hhhmmmm...

Massive G said...

He needs to come out of the closet.

She is a butt ugly wench.

LMJ said...

Ugh, shut up.

LMJ said...

I am STILL hoping for him to end up with Britney. They are each other's destiny and fate. C'mon Justin! Get it together, leave Jessica and go find Brit-Brit. Poor child was never the same once he Left her. :-(

QueenAnne Guido said...

It's so sad when two narcissists can't make it work. What hope is there for the rest of us?

I hear the Utah Attorney General is listing their split-up as Exhibit A in how gays have ruined heterosexual marriage.

Happy FESTIVUS! HEAR'S TO A TIMBERLAKE-BIEL AIRING OF GRIEVANCES!

dezzie disaster said...

I love JT on SNL and musically, but I have always hated him....even when I was a 14 y/o teenybopper back in the nsync days. He always seemed like an ass. (Plus I loved me some Chris!) I've never liked her either. She seems so bland and attention hungry....

texas rose said...

Agree with postings wondering why this is a story. If enty wants to speculate on their relationship just do it. You don't need some bullshit backstory about not appearing at an event (which may or may not be bullshit anyway.)

califblondy said...

And I'm still waiting for JLo and Ben.

califblondy said...

Like just don't see them splitting. What's the point? Of course, there wasn't any point to getting married either.

B. Profane said...

Timberlake did SNL as a stop-off from his tour dates, so unless she was following him on tour she would have had to schlep across the country just to make a facetime appearance as arm candy.

Harlow17 said...

Lainey thinks its because she is pregnant. She's so boring she prob would get pregnant just for some mommy attention covers. I don't think she'd let him go yet though

kitten1979 said...

Shes not pregnant their marriage was a fake pr stunt from the start. Their is no marriage liscense. So yeah contract is almost up. And she is in the closet.

kitten1979 said...

For the record biel is the gay one not jt just so we are clear.

Krissie said...

My guess is she thought the marriage would make her a big star, and it didn't. Now she is sick of it! Hell, even when they actually got married and she made the cover of "People" magazine, it was overshadowed by that stunt with the video of homeless people that was played at their wedding.

ninotchka said...

She's a lesbian, always has been, no idea about him but the rumors fly in either direction.

It's a bit too early in the contract for them to actually split but far enough into it for her to skip some PR appearances.

susan carter said...

It said on another site that she is addicted to cocaine and involved in a hot n heavy relationship with a 18 yr old female personal assistant!

MadLyb said...

JT is not going to be able to wiggle his way out of this one. Her best friend is Jennifer Garner. Enough said!

kitten1979 said...

What site said shes a coke addict. And when it comes to biel she would never miss an oppertunity to be papped or steal his spotlight. She wasent there cuz he didnt want her there. Prob embaressed by her hooker outfit where she tried to look like brit. But failed cuz jb is fugly and brit is gorgeous. If anyone wants this divorce its jt. Hes tired of her clinging spotlight stealing money grubbing ass. Cuz lets face it shes irrelevant without him. Hes everything and shes shit.

kitten1979 said...

Oh one more thing jessica and jennifer arent really friends jenn was laughing and making fun of her behind her back. Her only friends is beverly the purples who performed fake wed ceremony and estee the elitist stanley.

PotPourri said...

Love him, do not care for her stiff acting.

kitten1979 said...

Blind gossip is trying to day shes pregnant and already showing. When she isnt showing at all on christmas day in her pjs u can tell shes flat if there was a baby bump it would pop up esp her laying back like that. And she was drinking in mid dec at jts concert and at her movie premiere dec 17th. They are splitting up her pr is just doing damage control. Cause this didnt start till divorce rumors. Blind gossip lies alot she wouldnt even know yet. And he said hell no to kids. So im not buying bg lies.what do u all think