Tuesday, December 03, 2013

Josh Brolin And Diane Lane Are Officially Single Again

A judge has finalized the divorce of Josh Brolin and Diane Lane. Josh celebrated by having another pudding in rehab while Diane celebrated by burrowing deeper inside her house from which she may never emerge. Oh, I think she is having fun in there. She is not mourning anything. I think she is grateful everyday for getting out of the abusive mess they called a marriage. I also think she is a lot more free now to express who she is and that she will film some movies and show up on some red carpets and find someone younger to date and maybe some other things too. Diane Lane has a lot of tricks up her gorgeous sleeve. Apparently Josh is being good in rehab but from whispers I am hearing no one thinks he reached rock bottom before he went in and that although people are hopeful, they are not confident he won't relapse.

17 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

Diane, get in touch. WE could pick up chicks together.

Renoblondee said...

I love her.

MISCH said...

I was just wondering if she'll come out as bi…

nancer said...

let's see if brolin does the full 90 days. if so, then it might take. if he leaves early, probably not.

Laura said...

I love her too! I hope it is true that she is happier without him.

sandybrook said...

Yay Diane cum to daddy on the beach :)))

West End Girl said...

I also like Diane, she seems like good people.

auntliddy said...

Cant stand either one of them. And she isnt that pretty. I hate her for giving COUNTLESS interviews while she was married and being abused about hiw wonderful great smart ect Brolin was. It really pisses me off and somehow I dont feel sorry for her. He is just a grade a bully, moron, asshole and uber douche. I dont care what happens to him. Hit bottom, hit your fathead, who cares?

Senor Salty said...

Congratulations on losing 200 lbs Diane! You look great!

NomNom83 said...

I hope they both move forward and do well for themselves. She needs to stay out of abusive relationships and he needs to stay sober. There's a good chance they'll both fall back into old habits but it doesn't mean they can't try and try again.

Sherry said...

If Brolin is in rehab to get her back then he might very well relapse when she moves on. I like Diane too. Aunt Licky when Diane gave those interviews.things may have very well been great. Abused women blame themselves for what happens and it takes a lot to break away. A little empathy perhaps? You seem very cranky pants today.

susan carter said...

She broke up Richard Gere's marriage. He's waiting in the wings!

Hammer_Girl said...

Have any of you read the Oldboy reviews? I'd go to rehab too, even if I wasn't a pompous, alcoholic, wife beating, son of a bitch.

TalksTooMuch said...

From what I understand, she Gives Love A Bad Name

Hegg said...

Enty, I have on solid authority that Diane binge drinks and can get very, very physically abusive. It was not just him cause she has been that way with others.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Not everyone needs to hit rock bottom for rehab to work. Whether Brolin has or not, I hope he's able to remain sober.

BettorOffSingle said...

I went to high school with this woman, who dated my cousin for three years. I shared a holiday dinner with her. Anyone who thinks she is a waif obviously doesn't know her. She doesn't shy away from explosive men and doesn't seem to like boring ones either. My cousin did his share of partying but I never saqw her partaking in anything with him, not once. Never heard anything about a drinking problem; if she'd had a bad one, I'd either hvae seen it or heard stories.

The media loves to bird-dog men who date famous women as unworthy, and put the women on pedestals. Give it a rest. These are two extremely intelligent, successful, famous people who can more than handle themselves. Whatever she put up with, she chose to, as part of a larger decision. Same for him.

I never understood why people find her so "gorgeous." SHe wasn't even top ten in our school. I was dating prettier when I knew her.