Monday, December 16, 2013

Pippi Longstocking Has Spectacular Drunk Driving Arrest

Estella Warren did hold the top spot for best celebrity drunk driving arrest but has lost her crown to Pippi Longstocking's Tami Erin who marked her first royalty check from her sex tape by getting hammered and then getting behind the wheel of a car. It is amazing she didn't kill anyone and facing many years behind bars.

According to police and eyewitness reports, Tami was arrested after not one hit and run, but three of them. Tami hit one car and left the scene. A short time later she hit another car and fled and finished up her AFTERNOON by hitting her third car and leaving the scene. The police caught up with her a short time later and arrested her after determining she was drunk. Shocker. Tami made bail on Sunday morning.

16 comments:

Kristin said...

Glad she didn't hurt anyone else. Totally beats the time I hit a custom made mailbox, tree, and fire hydrant all in one fell swoop. Sober.

Hanwi said...

What a fucking idiot. If boozing makes you go out of control keep out of the stuff.

TalksTooMuch said...

My personal best was when I backed into our car with our minivan, in our driveway. The minivan was fully equipped with not just mirrors but a back-up camera as well, in full daylight, going about 10 km an hour. Sober

fancyscreenname said...

Kristin
Do u always start your mornings off with a big ’ol lie? Lol
;^)

Count Jerkula said...

I've never heard of royalties for porn whores, just flat fees.

FSP said...

Women drivers

Kristin said...

@fancy I was 16 and rushing to school in the snow, so I wasn't drunk, just a total danger to neighbors and loved ones. Damn mailbox cost me $450. 14 yrs later and I still get angrier than a sex rash whenever I drive past it. $450. For a mailbox

di butler said...

The one and only time I drank and drove was shortly after my 18th b'day, back when that was the legal age. It was so foggy you could only see about 2 ft in front of you, at most, and I hit a Doberman Pinscher and he flew up and smashed the windshield. Nearly 30 yrs later, I still think about it and feel horrible.

fancyscreenname said...

Oh, ok. Snow. That makes sense, a $450 mailbox however does not.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Tami is showing dedication to the craft of DUI. Anybody can ding a car and flee. It takes a special type of person to hit a trifecta.

8=====D - KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

If she had hit one car, she would be just a dumb broad driving. Hitting three the same night makes her awesome.

Steampunk Jazz said...

I guess she didn't take the congratulatory," you lost hope and sold out" check very well,

Tru Leigh said...

She was just on Dr. Phil telling him she didn't have a problem.

OneEyeCharlie said...

She doesn't have a problem. It's the other cars that have a problem.

V said...

@oneeyecharlie, that is my excuse when parking in parking lots. I may have love tapped a few cars in my life.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

$450 for a mailbox is crazy.

If people want to buy things like that it's fine, but specifically a mailbox is crazy. They sit at the edge of the road, and right beside driveways. Very high chance of someone hitting it.