Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Random Photos Part Three

And let the Julia Roberts pregnancy stories begin.

Jordin Sparks auditions for Cats.
Madonna's daughter Lourdes is Rizzo in her high school play.
At the nelson Mandela funeral, Naomi Campbell was on her best behavior with
Charlize Theron and
Bono who got hugged
by George Bush.
No tongue from Miley this time.
The best celebrity Christmas card this year goes to Mena Suvari.

44 comments:

sandybrook said...

I wonder if Lourdes wasn't Madonnas daughter if she'd still be playing Rizzo in a h.s. play?

Sprink said...

Probably, yes. Cynic.

Harry Knuckles said...

Lourdes is breathtaking. This is a girl that would own my ass.

Sprink said...

Meanwhile, I am loving that Bono will...Never. Live. That. Down.

Aeol said...

@sandybrook LaGuardia is an extremely prestigious arts school that you have to audition for. Lourdes is not the first or last "famous offspring" to attend, and you might be surprised by its famous alumni. Not to mention that because they do have so many talented kids, Lourdes is not the only one playing Rizzo; she does it two nights a week and another girl does the other two performances. Nice shade-throwing at a relatively normal high school kid, though.

Johnny said...

isn't she too old for you?

TalksTooMuch said...

Awesome card!

As far as I know, people don't have babies out their thighs...

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Enlarge the Charlize photo and you'll see Bono enjoying the view.

lazyday603 said...

Good thing Madonna's daughter stands to inherit a lot of money when her mother dies. There should be some sort of compensation for having to be Madonna's daughter.

Kristin said...

@TalksTooMuch Then where do they come from??? LaGuardia School of Arts??? (Ps-she seems like she has normal lady thighs, no?)

@sandy I thought the same as you. I guess we need to brush up on our celebrity offspring preteen school district roster of the arts... Or something.

discoflux said...

Lourdes reminds me of Kat Dennings in that pic.

sandybrook said...

@Kristin in real life LaGuardia H.S.=Fame. Still and I may get buried for this Madonna's daughter wants to go there, Madonna wants her daughter to go there, she gets in no questions asked. And I don't know if she is talented or not but I would be interested in finding out.

TalksTooMuch said...

@Kristin, from the surrogate,of course! Her thighs look exactly like normal lady thighs, which means an actress has lost her Adderall

Sprink said...

Ps--are we allowed to give Lourdes (and Madonna) props for having her be, age-appropriately, in her high school musical rather than with her own reality show or being "seen" and papped all the time?

Eros said...

Damn!! Wtf happened to Julias hips?! Thats gotta be photoshopped. Lol and so messed up. I have no sympathy for her because she used to make fun of her younger fatter sister. You better put those cookies down, Julia.

Aeol said...

Just 10 LaGuardia alumni -
Jennifer Aniston*
Adrian Brody
Sarah Michelle Gellar*
Robert deNiro
Marlon Wayans
Azealia Banks
Nicki Minaj
Liza Minelli*
Lawrence Fishburne
Vanessa Williams

*famous parent or child star

Pretty tacky to hate on a teen getting an outstanding PA education (from a public school) instead of all the little tarts just trying to trade off their parents' names.

katz101 said...

Who are smg's parents?

Kristin said...

Ok

Kristin said...

I knowLaGuardia, just don't keep up on their student roster. Because that's creepy

sandybrook said...

SMG was a child star @katz

Kristin said...

@Sprink Props for what? Going to school like millions of other kids? Please. Why give props for shit you're supposed to do?

Her tits aren't on the Internet. Let's give them all awards.

Renoblondee said...

I think Lourdes is gorgeous too.

TalksTooMuch said...

Kristin, are you having a case of the Tuesdays? I have a hug right here for you if you need it. Serial.

NaughtyNurse said...

I LOVE Mena's xmas card!!

Kristin said...

@TTM Yeah. I've gone 30 years without a drug problem or tits on the Internet and no one gives me props. Can I just hang with you awhile?

TalksTooMuch said...

Of course you can, I will just whip up that bff necklace while we're hanging...

sandybrook said...

aww @Kristin uncle sandybrook sends you a virtual hug!

Kristin said...

Thanks @TTM. While you do that, I'll just go sit on this park bench and weep a little. Mind holding my baby?

sandybrook said...

and a virtual bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue! :D

TalksTooMuch said...

Of course I will! You should know, though, if it's a girl, you aren't getting her back

MadLyb said...

Is it safe to say that tacky early '80's style Christmas cards are a thing now? If so, I love it! I'd love to see one done of the Jolie-Pitts.

Harry Knuckles said...

She's 17 and right in that sweet spot Johnny: maybe I go to prison and maybe I don't.

Tina Mallette said...

The one thing about Miley Cyrus I like her dog Floyd. Siberian Huskies are real dogs. Floyd I believe is the new smaller breed of husky, they don't get much bigger than puppy size which is still a pretty good size. One of my neighbours has two husky puppies the same breed as Floyd. They are gorgeous creatures.

di butler said...

In 2002, only 4% of Rwandans had access to health care and AIDS relief. By 2007, that number was 92%. Yeah, fuck that guy that works with Bono to save dying babies!

Jesus Christ, every fucking thing is not about politics.

NaughtyNurse said...

Silly, di butler! Don't you know that Republican = Evil on this site?????

rajahcat said...

i agree with di butler......

Lourdes does look like Kat

Mena's card is hilarious

lutefisk said...

A friend of mine was at Grease. This is what she had to say about Lourdes: "She was excellent -- but no more so than any of the other leads."
The school is full of very talented students. She is just one of them,

Lola said...

Bono has been photographed many, many times with W. They are friendly...forged through many, many talks where Bono convinced W to stand by his pledge to help fund the fight against AIDS in Africa.

I suspect that not only has he lived it down but he will continue to "live down" meetings with people he disagrees with but serve a politically expedient purpose of furthering Bono's desire to help Africa.

Lucas said...

@discoflux - you know that's my bat signal, right?

Susan said...

I love Bono and I love George W. Bush, so that picture makes me very happy. Flame away!

Is Julia gaining weight for a role?

Amy Holland said...

Loudres and her father Carlos live in my neighborhood in NYC and from my perspective, she seems to be growing up like a normal NYC kid, not a spoiled rich Gossip girl but a normal teenager. If I did not know what her father Carlos looked like (very sexy and and was my trainer at Crunch for a bit in the day), I would never have pegged her as the daughter of world famous celebrity. She seems very down to earth and quite polite. Carlos seems very engaged in her life and is super nice guy. I think she is going to grow up to be pretty level-headed. Time will tell!

Anotheramy said...

I dunno, Julia sure does look pregnant to me. Shes 46 so shes really pushing it age wise if she is.

Selena Martins said...

First ever Miley picture to make me smile

gr8p said...

hahahaha Well done Mena! That Christmas card is absolutely cringing. hahaha Good to see she has a sense of humor. hahaha