Friday, December 13, 2013

Susan Sarandon Gets Stoned For Awards Shows- Except Oscars

Making sure she does nothing to endanger any future chances to win an Academy Award, Susan Sarandon was quick to point out in a recent interview that although she gets crazy wasted and high for all awards shows she doesn't for the Oscars. While on watch What Happens Live the actress says she has been stoned at almost all the awards shows she has ever been to. I have a tough time believing that she got ripped for all awards shows but drew the line at the Academy Awards. If there is one you want to be wasted for it is that one. Think about the others. They all have food and booze readily available and are shorter in length and are just one big party while at the Academy Awards you are forced to sit there like you are in church lest you offend anyone who might vote for you or not vote for you in the future and the thing drags on forever. If you think the commercial breaks are long at home, think about sitting in those evening dresses with eight layers of Spanx on and tell me you don't want to be wasted for that.

22 comments:

Mary Anne said...

I took that to mean she got especially wasted at the Oscars.

Susan said...

Oh yeah. Agree with Mary Anne. Susan Sarandon may like to party, but she's no dummy.

FrenchGirl said...

@Mary Anne ¨+3456

audrey said...

This makes me love her a little more than I already do. Damn it Janet!

aemish said...

I dig Susan.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Sarandon is a professional and the Oscars are a part of the job' no doubt she goes to her Zen corner and meditates while playing Fluck, Marry, Kill during the commercial breaks. Dear God, I would LOVE to party with her. It would be a raucous intellectual romp! ( nothing like 2 know it alls holding forth and talking over each other, I say)

Nutty_Flavor said...

See, she's never done it for me. I liked her in Rocky Horror, but thought her holier-than-thou act got old real quickly.

rajahcat said...

she seems like fun to me......always thought so

she basically will say anything and that cracks me up

if she invites me I'm down

Jinafire said...

you go Susan, she always impressed me, this just ++++

Sherry said...

What has she done lately? How is it some people become celebrities without much recent work and others.just fade away. Gotta wonder how that works.

D Brown said...

I guess everyone has a different reaction. I remember her appearance years ago on Inside The Actors Studio program.She struck me as being fairly dumb; opinionated the surface but not much substance when they've delved deeper.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Exactly Nutty! Nothing better in the World than dancing with a professional bullshitter with brains and ego. Best legal high there is, IMO :-)

fancyscreenname said...

Sean young in drinking and acting up enough for everybody. Lol

I love that broad. Sean makes me happy. :^)

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ DBrown' I got charm, rich vocabulary, and surface knowledge but she had great moves until she was Finally pinned. That maze of BS and flattery/aggression and topic change is a BLAST if everybody keeps cool and laughs.

fancyscreenname said...

*is

PugsterMom said...

I still think she's the blind about the drunk actress.

Renoblondee said...

I'm with you @Nutty and @D

lazyday603 said...

An aging 60's flower child getting stoned? I don't believe it.

ia d said...

She's pathetic.

Krissie said...

I think it's lame when people over the age of about 25 brag about how high and/or drunk they get. I don't care if someone wants to smoke pot but acting like they are cool for doing so while in their 60s is kinda embarrassing.

auntliddy said...

I dont see why she wld bring this up. I question her motives for doing so.

NaughtyNurse said...

Um…whatever about the getting wasted crap. She really should have hiked up that top. Her boobs are at her waist!