Thursday, December 26, 2013

Today's Blind Items - The Teens

This A list celebrity/reality star/former tweener loves to find women to cheat with quietly. He doesn't trust any woman other than some escorts who have signed agreements and been paid a ton of money. He thinks there is no warmth to them at all so he figured out a way about two years ago to get what he wants and hopefully keep him safe from being ratted on. It is also kind of creepy. Our guy stays on the road a lot. In fact, even though he is married he is probably in a hotel room 95% of the time. Nice hotels. Very nice. With rich families. Our guy seeks out the older teens traveling with their rich parents. He finds them at pools and in the lobby or talks a little longer when thy want his autograph or photo. Through some careful talking and gauging interest he usually can find one a day at least to join him in his hotel room. The teen gets away from the parent easily for an hour and our guy gets someone devoted to him for no money and who is desperate to keep his secret and pray they are going to be the next Mrs.

21 comments:

Renoblondee said...

Mario Lopez?

Kristin said...

Nick Lachey? Don't think he was a tweener though.

LottaColada said...

I like your guess @Reno. Mario seems the type.

VargasGirl said...

Although Lopez isn't on the road 95% of the time.

sandybrook said...

I like Kristins guess :)

carogirl said...

I agree on Mario being the type. But he is hosting x factor...he isn't on the road 95% of the time

Rose said...

Because teens are the best at keeping secrets from their friends.

VargasGirl said...

What about a member of Hansen or a Jonas brother? Hansen still tours... I think

MontanaMarriott said...

On the road leads me to think this person is touring i.e. a musician

VargasGirl said...

Although they aren't a list... I suck at these back to lurking I go

Count Jerkula said...

Great M.O., as long as the bims are legal.

Derek Harvey said...

Usher

th47 said...

Kevin Jonas.

Pookie said...

i'm jumping on the mario lópez train here. he's smarmy.

Derek Harvey said...

nick cannon

0_0 said...

Sounds like a win-win, if the girls don't [i]really[/i] think marriage will come of this.

No idea, except I don't think Mario fits.

NaughtyNurse said...

The guy is a complete tool if he thinks teenage girls are going to keep his secret. Teens today have NO boundaries.

auntliddy said...

Dont peg nick as a cheater. He dated jessica, married her, then dated vanessa 5 years, then married her.

Redd said...

Usher?

bellaluna said...

I knew Mario in high school; he was a jerk then, and he's a jerk now. (He gave his wife a limit on the amount of weight she could gain while pregnant with HIS kid, and a time limit as to when the weight had to be off. He's also the guy who cheated on that Doritos model the night before their wedding.)

So I put nothing past him.

di butler said...

Married To Jonas.