Monday, January 27, 2014

A Justin Bieber Intervention- And Getting Away Without Any Charges Filed In Anything

Apparently Usher and Justin Bieber's oldest friend have flown to Panama with Justin's manager scooter Braun. Probably a party, but some think it is an intervention. I don't think it is an intervention like the show. I think it is an intervention in the sense that you can do whatever you want but you need to keep it behind closed doors or far far away from cameras which is nearly impossible today. Justin has too many fans and there are far too many people who want a photo with him and follow him and would report his every move if he came to their town. I think the Panama thing is a good idea. Yes, there will be photos of him on the beach but if he stays inside a house for his partying he can let the news die down around him and watch nothing happen to him again. It looks like he is going to get away with the egg throwing incident. I told you before that he would probably just write a check to make it go away but now it looks like he won't even have to do that. There is not going to be enough evidence to charge him with a felony and probably no crime at all.

The drag racing DUI thing will also probably go completely away because he wasn't even speeding and blew a .01 which you can get just from cough syrup. He might get a ticket for reckless driving. Might.

36 comments:

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Justin Bieber's Sizzurp Recipe:

"For his sizzurp, Justin gets bulk shipments of the codeine syrup he likes from Canada then mixes it with Fanta Pineapple before dropping a sweet in it. He even has a child’s sippy cup of it by his bed." - Daily Mail

Mrs. Crabapple said...

Pull up your gotdamn pants, you snivelly litte brat!!

Patty said...

Just perfect. No consequences for his behavior. He will only continue to get worse.

I don't think he is a addict in need of rehab. He's a punk with $$ and time to party and behave badly. This will continue until he injures someone.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Leif garret who? Teen heart throbs have a way of crashing and burning.

discoflux said...

Hey! A new sizzurp recipe to add to our Drank Book!

I find it interesting that Scooter Braun and Usher went but neither of his parents bothered.

Taylor Swift's Hair said...

*Headbang!*

LiTtLe BiTcH said...

This child needs proper adult (think Britney Spears) supervision!

Seven of Eleven said...

@Taylor Swift's Hair: EXACTLY

surfer said...

Disco - Radar reported yesterday that his mother was there as well.

angie said...

The Miami Police really screwed up. If he wasn't speeding or drunk, why did they say he was?

This reminds me of the over zealous Australian customs agents who also wound up with egg on their faces.

Kat Chance said...

It's FloriDUH.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

@7/11... Foreshadowing?

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Another @Seven of Eleven comment, vanished. :(

Seven of Eleven said...

WTH? I linked to a YouTube video of Justin Bieber on CSI.

Nice.

Here, unclicky and not likely to vanish for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0zx3N4lOt0

Lucas said...

Why the Enterns hating on Seven?

angie said...

I guess Enty doesn't want clicky links to YouTube. Maybe it's a copyright thing. Thanks for reposting!

Seven of Eleven said...

@angie, almost all of my links are deleted, not just YouTube. I posted a funny gif yesterday of Seven of Nine from Star Trek (hi, Alita!) and it was deleted twice. It's from my account so no copyright issues.

@Lucas, <3 the Black Crowes!

angie said...

huh @ Seven.. do you think you've been (unfairly) singled out, or is it a glitch of some sort?

Steampunk Jazz said...

I have been having trouble off and on, accessing on my tablet,. I think bloggy is being difficult

ConfirmationStation said...

Hey guys, Justin's sizzurp sippy cup here: can confirm this is the recipe he uses. Sometimes he drinks so much it makes him poopie in his pants!

Renoblondee said...

But wasn't he high? That counts as DUI

angie said...

@Renoblondee, I'm guessing the residual amounts of marijuana and whatever medication he took didn't register high enough to legally count either.

texas rose said...

I can't believe I'm going to say this but he should probably file a complaint against the police. They put in their report that they saw him drag racing in a 35 mph zone over 50 mph. Well, it turns out that the cars they were driving were rentals and had black boxes in them. According to rental company cars were under 40 mph in that zone and I don't think either of them ever went above 50mph. As much as I think he is a little douche that needs to be taken down (or out for that matter) there is no excuse for law enforcement lying.

Ms Cool said...

Oh dear, I never thought this would happen. Something about this story has the mother in me feeling very sorry for this kid.

angie said...

@texas rose, that's why I said they really screwed up. Bieber didn't have to mention the marijuana and medication he took, but he did - which makes him honest at least. The cops lied about both the speed he was driving and his functional condition.

What were they thinking?!?!?

horse teeth and bloody hands said...

What are you trying to do to me with that picture??
GodDAMN Justing Bieber is so hot, I want him to ride me like a fucking stallion. Neigh neigh, motherfucker.

Paint Chips said...

Very disappointing. What the hell is wrong with Miami police? Oh well, it's just a matter of time.

Kat Chance said...

Kiss me hard before you go!

Tina Mallette said...

Considering Americans always act so tough on crime I never understand how the celebrities in the US get away with this stuff all the time. No deterrence factor kiddies.

I mean Canada actually charged Keith Richards - his penalty was to put on a free concert but that's beats having NO repercussions.

We actually have a special drag racing law and that includes impounding your car for a certain period of time, they don't care if it's a rental.

Tina Mallette said...

Dad is already partying with his son so no special trip needed.

Tina Mallette said...

I think even if they were not caught drag racing it was pretty clear they were setting up for a drag race - that should be an offence.

rajahcat said...

the hype here is ridiculous

I can't stand this punk but I think the whole thing has been hyped up....he does need some help and guidance though and soon

horse teeth and bloody hands said...

Yeah, call me, Justin so I can help and guide you into my vagina. I will hype you up just right.
Rajahcat, I'm not really into it but you can join in if need be.

JoElla said...

Exactly @Ms Cool. Me too.

He is most def a boy in trouble. I do think he is quite the little douche nozzle, but I don't want to see anything horrible happen to him.

Marion Silver said...

Sizzurp? Take your opiates like a MAN, Beibs.

CarriOn said...

I guess we all know who will be headlining the next Black's Gala....I hope it's on RHOM.