Wednesday, January 08, 2014

Blind Item #11

This new celebrity mom did a couple shots of tequila after her baby was born just so she wouldn't be tempted to breast feed.

56 comments:

Kristin said...

wtf Kate Middleton

Sugar said...

I have no better answer than that of my buddy, Kristin.

sandybrook said...

Lindsay Davenport just had a kid just sayin'

sandybrook said...

^^^^on Monday^^^

Kristin said...

Who is Lindsay Davenport? Is she one of those dance show girls? Because I heard... Ah never mind.

Blondie! said...

And the point of that was??SMH

sandybrook said...

ex- top ranked tennis player.

fancyscreenname said...

Weird ....

sarah.estell said...

Rachel Zoe.

skimpymist said...

Kate winslet

Sugar said...

Hi Skimpy!

kerri said...

I don't get it.... Was it so she wouldn't bond with the baby, or cause she was worried about her boobs sagging or something? I'm not a Mum so I don't know why you wouldn't breast feed if you actually had the desire to.

Seven of Eleven said...

Doesn't alcohol help with the "let-down"? Not sure I'd recommend tequila, but I've heard beer helps. Not buying this "she did it to resist the temptation to breastfeed" tripe, though.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Because breastfeeding keeps the weight on...duh!

Kristin said...

Sarah's got a good guess with Zoe.

Hey Skimpy!

NomNom83 said...

I'm curious as to why she didn't want to breastfeed even though she kind of did want to.

Was it like, "Bonding with the baby, yeah! But cracked, bleeding nippies and searing pain, nooooooo!" Cause I get that. I totally, completely, 10000% get that.

Tina Mallette said...

Actually breastfeeding helps you lose the extra weight post baby sooner.

ninotchka said...

There are some Nazi breast feeding advocates out there. Moms who don't want to or can't get a lot of shit from them.

msgirl said...

Ditto Tina, breastfeeding is the best way to lose weight. But it's true your boobs will be different.

SingBlue said...

Maybe she was doing body shots to get used to the idea of breastfeeding...

Alexa Rose said...

Rachel Zoe sounds likely. Maybe the mom didn't want to be tempted because she is on some drugs for either medical or recreational purposes that would not be good to pass on through breast milk.

nancer said...

breastfeeding is a great way to get the weight off and it's simply not true you'll sag more if you do it than you will if you don't. pregnancy is what changes your boobs---what you do after the baby comes really won't affect that.

SnowCherries said...

Agree!

SnowCherries said...

Guess I will never get moms who don't want to breastfeed their babies (and who are capable).

Katie said...

Hahaha

ktmonster said...

Rachel Zoe, she doesn't want to consume the calories she would require to even produce milk. She is sad. She is already thinner than she was pre-baby now.

auntliddy said...

Yes weird. And why? Everybody and their mother says breast feeding good for nother and child.

TalksTooMuch said...

Kristin, how's the tummy today?

Count Jerkula said...

Someone with silicone implants. No clue who.

vodianova said...

Rachel Zoe.

Bunni said...

It ruins your boobs. No one tells you that. It does help with weight loss.

lc said...

Kim Z

parissucksliterally said...

Kristin! hahahahahahhahaha! That cracked me up.

Renoblondee said...

Agree. Rachel.

Megley said...

Breastfeeding doesn't wreck your boobs--pregnancy does that all by itself.
Some women, like me, do not want a person hanging off her nipple all fucking day. If that makes me a horrible mother, well, my sons have never been in jail and my daughter has never been on the pole. Works for me.

bellaluna said...

Actually, pregnancy can also ruin your boobs.

discoflux said...

I can understand why someone wouldn't breastfeed. Because it's their choice and they don't fucking want to and it doesn't make them any less of a mother.

fancyscreenname said...

Dear Megley,

I HEART your intensity.

Sincerely
fancyscreenname
:^)

Dena said...

My boobs got better after breast feeding because I put on some weight when I was done and increased a cup size (all the way up to a B!).

Cee Kay said...

This is stupid. If you want to breast feed, shut up and do it. If you don't, then shut up and don't. Whatever.

Kristin said...

@TTM Residual crampage but otherwise ok. Think Diablo is gone. It's like stigmata, except the bleeding is from the butt so... It's nothing like stigmata. Where was I going with this?

Sugar said...

I think you were trying to tell us that you bleed from your anus and that you need some help with Satan.

Kristin said...

@Sugar! No Diablo! Oh no it feels like John Goodman's eating my lower intestine. Look what you've done Sugar!

Kate and Gemma said...

Does "new (celebrity) mom" refer to a woman who recently had her FIRST child, or just one who recently gave birth?

I'm leaning towards Rachel Zoe too.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

It's up to the woman, the end. I'm looking forward to it myself, the bonding, and weight loss part!

sandybrook said...

@Kristin J**!! Or J*X

lutefisk said...

I had no interest in breast feeding either and my kids turned out just fine. I had the breast feeding brigade chiding me the whole time.
It is a personal choice that should not be judged by others.
My kids were rarely sick. I found friends who breast fed but had their kids in daycare always had the kids with the most illnesses.

SNJ said...

Yes! Because she'd want those boobies to go back to mosquito bites ASAP!

SNJ said...

Yes! Because she'd want those boobies to go back to mosquito bites ASAP!

Stepforded said...

Well clearly it's not Kate Middleton as she was never pregnant in the first place!

Don't believe me? Go and Google it - and then listen to Wills in that video where he tells the reporter they haven't decided on a name yet as they've only just met him. Oh yeah, and then Google the shots of her playing volleyball post-pregnancy, revealing her stomach (accidentally, on purpose).

lesbianeatwhat said...

SHHHH AGAIN.......... i would never breast feed! I've has a child, 100% bottle fed. Titties are for fun, not foods.

Its just U said...

I've breastfed two hungry babies and mine are awesome.
My sister bottle fed two hungry babies and her's are awesome.
Drinking tequila so you can't is stupid. If you don't want to do it then don't.

Lioness70 said...

I couldn't breastfeed. Didn't make enough milk.

By the time the third and last kid came along, my meager supply dried up when I was still in the hospital!

I produced three bottle-fed high honor roll students, so I guess they didn't go psycho on the formula.

fae girl said...

Hops helps w/ making milk but prob is some think that equals ok to drink a 12 pack. Hospitals notorious for not bringing abay to Momma to make milk come in. More sucking equals more milk. Felt like a dairy for the 1st week. Ugh. Ended up loving it. Yeah it's way better than formula but all should be able to nake a decision based on facts & data. Always loved my 34 Bs now a 34 d. Blech. Betca is RZ

urg8urg said...

BFing does NOT aid all women in losing weight. Many retain weight until they stop BFing.

Dingle Barry said...

Naturally thin athletic women can carry like Kate Middleton and bounce back quickly. It does happen especially when they only eat very nutritious food and don't "eat for two".